TITAL 2: Why did It Take Me So Long To Do This?

Nathan: In Soviet Russia... OK no-one cares. Right. *Summons Inferno's Grasp* I'll do all the work while you clonk your head on some lamps or something >.>

Minato: *smirks as he resummmons Lucifer's blade* Name's Minato. Minato Arisato. We're here looking for a friend of mine and her *points to Fifeyux* husband. Rexial for some reason is holding him hostage, we're here to find out. Perhaps you'd give us a formal introduction?

Nathan: Nathan. Nathan... Think, what the f*** is your last name again? Firago. <Fi-Rah-Go> I hope this will be a nice spar indeed. *Activates Fire Cloak*

Aleri: 1,000 Munny on Minato.
RexScreen: *Appears* 20k Munny on Minato.

Nathan: 5000 Munny on myself.
<Aleri and Nathan should use sunlight storm, only because you probably don't remember it >

Fifeyux: Another person?? I don't have time for this!!! *makes her shuriken giant and leaps at Aleri attacking him relentlessly*

<Sorry I haven't been on. It's been a rough couple of weeks. >

Nathan dashed towards Fifeyux and pushed her off of Aleri. "Nobody touches him!" Nathan proclaimed, crossing his keyblades which cloaked them in fire.

Aleri: *Several gashes in his chest* Uh, since when do you not hate me? I thought you were about to strangle me with my intestines. *To Fifeyux* Listen, why are you here? I wasn't told the details when Rex brought me. ...Hey... Aren't you Yuffie?

<Alright, my internet will be very on-and-off until around next Monday. Now, anything important happen?>

<iunnoknow.>

Fifeyux: Yuffie? Sorry name doesn't ring a bell. *briefly glances down and to the side as if hiding something* as to why I'm here? HE!!. . . KIDNAPPED!!. . . MY!!!. . . HUSBAND!!!!!!! *wields another giant shuriken in her other hand and spins furiously creating a tornado around herself and charges at Aleri*

Rinoa: *grabs Minato and shoves him to the ground* *whispers to him* I've seen this move before... she. . . is. . . pissed.

Fifeyux: *as the tornado approaches Aleri, thousands of shuriken fly out of it in every direction*

< I have gotten a few people involved in a plot but its nothing big....yet.....and it wont be for awhile >

<Nebula, Nathan didn't change in Tital so..> Nathan dashed in front of Aleri and cast a fire spell to cover them from the shurikens. "I'm not scared" Nathan said. <I realize I should just let you do whatever Nebula, but I'm too bored to let you o.o>

<Erm, Al's practically a glorified, bleeding punching bag in TITAL. No need to protect him. He's able to survive anything, though.>

Aleri: O_< Holy crap...! And she's still going! How many shuriken does she HAVE!? I'm glad she doesn't have any Fuma Shuriken or Pinwheels to throw at us... *Pauses* Wait, what? Why would Rex kidnap your husband? Strange... Well, I can help you guys get to him, if you stop trying to kill me.

Sally: *sitting on the couch, bored* Hmmm......... *sighs* *leans backwards over the back of the couch* Where the hell is Zane?

Deldon: *Jumps Sally for no reason*

Nathan: *Drops fire wall since Aleri doesn't have the will to fight* "He's all yours"

Sally: HOLY F***!!! *stabs Deldon in the eye with her keyblade*

Deldon: *Uses telekinesis to stop keyblade from going into eye* "Now now"

Sally: What the f*** is your problem, dildo?!

Deldon: Holy cow this girl has problems. Language girly. *Shuts mouth with telekinesis*

Sally: WGHD DGH FGGGGGHHKK????

Deldon: It's gonna stay shut until you calm down.

Sally: WGGH DGGHH FGGHK SHGGD UGH???? YGH FGGHKNGH JGHMPD MGH!!

Deldon: I have something important to tell you... Zane is going out with another woman. <This isn't godmodding because he's lying>

Sally: Laar! Fghk ygh!

Deldon: *Telepathy: to Sally: Does a telepath lie?* *Opens Sally's mouth*