TITAL 2: Why did It Take Me So Long To Do This?

Sally: *spits in Deldon's face* Bite me.

Deldon: *Slams Sally against wall and closes her nose and mouth, cutting her breathing*

Sally: *tries to struggle for about 20 second before becoming unconscious*

Deldon: *Ties Sally face-forward to a tv, and then ties her hand and legs so she can't use her keyblade* Muahaha your eyes will now be ruined *Turns on TV and wakes Sally up with ice cold water*

Sally: *takes in a very deep breath and wakes up* What the f*** did you do to me?

Deldon: Might as well break your ears too. *Puts in Nyan Cat the Movie*

Nyan Cat: NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaan

*Behind Deldon, a rift in time opens, and a tall figure steps out*
????: Hey, is this...? No? Dang, I keep messing up the spell... I'm supposed to go to a very specific point in time so I can help save the world. Only I'm in the wrong location, as well as the wrong time. ...Say, what are you doing with Sally?+ *Reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact coordinates for time and place* ...Huh. I'm off by a lot. And I think this is the wrong dimension. Well, as long as I'm here, I may as well watch what's going on.

<+It's not a plothole that he knows her name. He's from the future, and he's one of my characters. ...Not exactly hard to figure out which one.>

Deldon: You look familiar. You fought Nathan in the tourney, right?

Sally: F*** you, you f***ing dildo f***!!!

????: *Summons a Keyblade and stabs the TV* That's for mistaking me with Rexial. Don't do that, EVER.

<Rex doesn't have powerful enough Magic for time travel.>

Sally: Hey, you, can you get me out of this thing?

<You never specified how far in the future. I assumed Rexial since.. you know.>
Deldon: NO! *Slams Aleri against wall and closes his nose and mouth which cuts his breathing, and then puts gag in Sally's mouth*
Nathan: Oh fuck I sense a plothole! *Morphs into Extreme-fire Nathan since Deldon mentioned Org. XIV*

Sally: *coughing and hacking*

Deldon:

Sally: *starts crying*

Deldon: *Starts playing Nyan Cat on speaker set, max volume and closes own ears*

Sally: *starts bleeding from the nose*

Deldon: *Starts playing this on infinite loop and closes eyes*

Rinoa: Crap!! she's too far gone its near impossible to stop her now.....If she's like this for the lackey I'd hate to see how fierce she is with this Rexial character. Only one shot...*wields an extremely odd version of her weapon* gotta make this count...... not yet.....where is that opening.....THERE!!! *fires the weapon into the tornado, as the weapon enters the tornado, a huge blast of wind fills the hallway, and the tornado disappears revealing a furious Fifeyux*

Fifeyux: WHY DID YOU STOP ME!!!??

Rinoa: Calm down...he said he could help....or would you like me to reveal your big weakness?

Fifeyux: YOU WOULDN'T!!??

Rinoa: You know full well I would, if it were necessary to stop you.

Fifeyux: *gritting her teeth* FINE.

Aleri*: *Dispels telekinesis from self with Magic, switiched current keyblade for TELOS, which is now FOUR TIMES BIGGER* ...Let her go, before I strangle you with your own spinal cord.


Aleri: What about plotholes? Nathan? Nevermind. So, lemme get this straight: Rexial kidnapped Squall/Leon/Lenox, and he fled here and built a castle. ...It doesn't seem his style. If he really wanted to keep Lenox away from you, he'd lock him up in a deeper level of darkness. Somewhere that would corrode your body slowly, giving you about twenty minutes to get in, save Lenox, and get out before fading. He wouldn't come here and make a castle for you to go through. This doesn't add up...

Fifeyux: I don't care!!! I just want my husband!!! Now stand aside!! or be torn to shreds!!!

Deldon: *Teleports Aleri to a galaxy far, far away..* Problem solved.

Aleri*: *Returns* Don't **** with somebody who knows magic up to level 12.

<With Flare, Meteo, and Holy on level 8, Hadoken on lv9 (8Bit Theatre joke), and Ultima on lv10, lv12 is the level PAST the level past godly.>

Deldon: *Teleports him away again and puts a WTFBBQHAX barrier up preventing anyone from coming or going*

Aleri*: *Breaks Barrier with Hax* You just don't learn, do you? I have Magic on levels that surpass anything that anybody ever dreamed of. I think I can save a girl from some psychopath with telekinesis. *Repeatedly stabs TV until there is hardly anything left, then cuts the cables with one stroke* ...As you can see, I'm not too bad with a Keyblade, either. *Releases Sally and stands between her and Deldon, setting up Mighty Guard*