TITAL 2: Why did It Take Me So Long To Do This?

Me: Hang on, let me help. *snaps fingers*

The missiles triple in size.

Lil leo: *Watches it blow up* Wohoo eat it sea weasels!

Me: Always hated that world.

Eques: *in Haars head* It was corny before and sucked more in KH2

Me: I know. That's why I hated it.

Aleri: *Reaches out and puches both of them in the head* ...You guys are jerks. Next time, I'm flying by myself to the bed guy's lair, and you guys can just wander aimlessly until you get tired of looking. ...Yeah, I don't like that world either, but it's still not cool to randomly blow **** up... (Oh, ****, that world really IS useless so far. All you get is a keyblade for all your efforts in the musical, and I can't get the hang of the KH1 controls there...) So, in short, you both suck.

<>_< If you pull that again, I'm afraid you'll be left floating in Interspace with nothing but a few disjointed Gummis... And a lot of cuts.>

Me: Bro, I'd love it if you'd do that again. I've been itching to write something out of the story. Leo, you heard nothing.

Lil Leo: but you guys where just *mindwiped by Eques*...what happened?

Aleri: *Summons Drakus, crackling with energy* If you take the time to screw around, Infection might catch on and try to stop us. Hurry up and drive.

<I'm kinda strict regarding being a good guy to defenseless saps like Atlantica. It doesn't feel good just bombarding poeple. It's like kicking a pig repeatedly, or stopping a bunch of bank robbers and then running off with 200,000 Zenny or Munny or whatever. ...And Al's seriously about to eviscerate somebody.>

Lil Leo: Okay insane dude! *starts driving mumbling about how he always was stuck with the nut jobs*

Xion: What? You asked if that was all and then I said no.

Roxas: I did? I thought I asked if you wanted anything else. Well then, what is it?

Me: Pretty sure Ven and Vanitas have him tied up right now.

Xion: *sighs* Can you take me to bed? I'm too weak to stand...

<Nice new avatar, Kairifan.>

Sylvia:*still in pool**mumbling*I wonder how Trent's doing.*/mumbling*


"So, how're we gettin' out of here," I asked, leaning against the wall.

<Thanks, I found an Avatar: The Last Airbender make you're own characters thing somewhere... I forgot where though. Meh, I found the link on Deviant art so,>

Nollie: *shrugged her shoulders then dove underwater*

Aqua: *Sitting in a tree watching everyone*

Joy:Cat reflexes are pawsome!! Get it? Pawsome?

<That was just corny Joy.>

Joy: Who was that!?

<NONE MAY SEE THE WIZARD!! *ereases Joy's memory*>

me: Hey, come on! Mindwiping is my thing!

Roxas: Haha. Sure. *carries Xion back to their room*

Sora: Someone should be coming.

Me: Dah screw it! We're there!

The gummi ship appears above the lab.

Sora: Okay, I guess right now then!

Me: Oh, and Bob? Ven and Van are still in a fight scene...

<Cool. Looks kinda like Katara.>

Sylvia:*looks up and notices Aqua* *thinking*I wonder who that is.*/thinking* *closes eyes and a white aura appears around her* *next to her, by the edge of the pool, a large griffin appears and bows*

Griffin: *has wise-sounding male voice* How can I assist you, m'lady?

Sylvia: *aura fades* Help me up to that tree? *points to tree while getting out of pool*

Griffin: *smiles politely* Of course. *grabs Sylvia's shoulders and flys up to tree branch, setting her down next to Aqua*

Sylvia: Thanks, that's all for now. *smiles warmly as griffin disappears* *turns to Aqua and offers handshake* Hi, I'm Sylvia. Sorry if that startled you just now.

<In hindsight, I probably could have just had her ask Nollie or Irono who Aqua was, but I really wanted to introduce Sylvia's summoning abilities. >

I pushed off the wall and walked over to wait for the Gummi Ship.

Lil leo: *Whistling Headstrong*

Me: Just so you know, we gotta beat Infection before we can get out of here. His heart has this thing where he can activate a no-flight zone around this lab. He can deactivate it, or we could kill him and be done with the field that way. *starts to hum New Divide*

Sora: You kidding me?!

Me: Nope. *singing*
I remember black skies
And lightning all around me.
I remembered each flash
As time began to blur.

"Then why did you come here in the first place?! Telling us that doesn't do us much good if we can't get to him!"

Me: Cuz. I can write whatever I want.

Like a startling sign
that fate had finally found me.
And your voice was all I heard,
That I get what I deserve,

<NONE MAY SEE THE WIZARD!!
I lol'ed at this.>

Irono: *sighs* *dives down after her* *kisses Nollie underwater*

Xion: *lying limp in Roxas' arms* Ohhhhhh.....

"Ah, forget it," I said, "You guys had better head back and deal with him. Better chances if there are more of you there."

Me: What happened to No-flight Zone? Trust me, even though I d*** around a lot, I'm ultimately on your side.
So give me reason
To prove me wrong,
To wash this memory clean!
Let the floods cross
The distance in your eyes!

"Uh-huh," I said skeptically, "So now what? Just sit here and wait for Infection to be finished off? Doesn't exactly inspire confidence."