TITAL 2: Why did It Take Me So Long To Do This?

<I feel your pain, bro. I've had those problems before. Sucks monkey turds. On ice.>

Admin: *returns to Xion with a stack of Rorshach tests resealing the door as he enters* Tell me what you see. *holds up an ink blot test for Xion to see*

Zane was shocked. His mouth and eyes showed fear. "Oh, my god" Zane ran to Naxwah's dead body and lifted him up. "Dude! DUDE!" Zane dropped to the ground. "Who did this?" Zane asked as he noticed a injection needle in Naxwah's arm. He shook his head. And ran out of the house to Sally.

"What happened?!" Zane yelled.

Riku: Well, there was kind of another one of you, and he got up and walked away.

Sora: And now you're...there.
<Bah, screw it>

<Xion would kind of have to know what the ink blot looks like to judge it as an object...
Also, they're both just outside the room.>

Sally: I don't know anymore than--
Asclepius: *appears* Simple. He did it himself. *plucks the needle from Naxwsh's arm* *holds it up* Heroin. Such a depressed man....

"Wierd," I said, "So now what? Anybody got any bright ideas on getting put of here?"

<I don't think you can OD from heroin. :/
But I'm not an drugee so....>

Zane: But why....who are you?

<I know who; The Greek God of Medicine.>

Sora: Uh, aren't these locked?

Riku: Nah, they're just stuck.

Sora: Okay, so I can do this! *rams door* Ow! *bounces off*

Riku: I was being sarcastic!

Sora: Where's Sarcasta?

Riku: ...Just keep ramming the door.

Sora: *does so*

<Okay, I just now saw the part with Infected Trent. Somehow I missed that the first time I read it.>

"Or we could see if this works," I said, chuckling at Sora's gullibility and trying to open a DC.

<I say "trying" because I'm not sure if there isn't something preventing the use of DC's.>

The DC didn't work.

Sora: So what's with the black sparks?

Riku: Probably some kind of barrier. So then, how do we get out?

Sora: Keep ramming the door! *rams it again*

Kairi: Sora...I don't think that's going to work.

Sora: Sure it will! *crash!* Eventually...

Riku: *facepalm*

"Right idea, wrong approach," I said to Sora, "Five-pronged attack. We all hit the door with everything we've got and see if that works." I then stuck out my hand and transformed the same way I had when I fought Infection, then readied my Keyblade.

Riku: How would that work? We're in separate pods...

Sora: Ngh! *stabs door*

Riku: Give it up, we gotta wait for that ass hole to let us out.

Sora: Not! *bang* if I can *bang* help it! *crash*

"Oh yeah," I said, reverting, "Well, we're hosed. Hey, did anything happen while I was gone? Aside from the other me, that is."

Sora: You kinda collapsed. We thought you died.

AS: You didn't die did you? And you won right?

"No, I lost," I said, "He had me in a position where he could have killed me no matter what I did. There wasn't much I could do. After that, he said I had two days until he was finished. I didn't get the chance to ask with what. Sorry."

Sora: Hey, is that the house on the TV?

Riku: Don't be stupid, he couldn't *sees TV* Holy **** that's the house.

I looked up and saw the house on the TV. "Oh, s***! I hope the other me didn't go there!"

IT: *is standing in plain view of screen, still wandering aimlessly*

Sora: Uh...

Riku: Sora, we know. We can see.

"Damn. What's he up to?" I said through gritted teeth.

Riku: *pulls out a magic marker* *begins sniffing it*

Sora: What are you doing?

Riku: I'm trying to get high. Maybe then I won't notice all this...this. *sniffs*

Sora: Okay... *turns to Trent* Probably just walking around aimlessly.

"Yeah, I'm sure that's it," I said sarcastically, "Riku, knock it off. You won't do us much good if you're high on magic marker."

Riku: Don't care. Anyone have any coke on them?

Sora: *pulls out a can of coke*

Riku: The other kind. And where did you get that?

Sora: Vending machine. *points*

Riku: *opens mouth* *Sniffs marker*

IT: *looks at 4th wall* Oh, you guys. What, impatient already? Hn. Well, I was bored anyway. *re-enters* And yes. I was just walking around aimlessly.

AS: You bastard! Let us out before I kick your ****ing ass to the ****ing moon, son of a *****!

Sora: And he's me?

riku: Yep.

"Alright, talk!" I demanded, "Who are you?! Infection?"

IT: *reverts to heart form* No, your grandfather. Of course, fool! Now, who's next?

AS: Okay, my turn next! Get your ass in here so I can kick it!

Infection: Ha. If you're so eager, so be it. *floats in*

"I really hope Anti-Sora can get some answers on what that ******* meant by 'finished'," I said, sitting down and trying to calm myself down.