TITAL 2: Why did It Take Me So Long To Do This?

Sora: *checks pocket*

Riku: A bit cocky there, aren't you? See, we have this thing called, "We don't fight alone."

Roxas: I'm better than you know.

Me: And if I say they win, they will not lose. Now, let's go!

Roxas: Right! *leads*

Xion: *to Aleri* Who the **** do you think you are?!

Roxas: *to Xion* Hey, come on. He doesn't realize he's talking to some main characters. It's fine.

Xion: No, no. No, it's not fine. This guy's got a head bigger than the Heartless we just defeated. I'm not taking anymore of his s***.

Roxas: Trust me, he'll get a Keyblade up his ass some time, but leave it for now.

Xion: *sighs* I suppose you're right... He might actually be worth something if he practiced battling half as much as he talked s***.

Roxas: He might. But it's doubtful.

Me: I love how he doesn't care at all that Aleri's right next to him.

Sora: Do you?

Me: Me? Nah. It'll make for a good fight scene. *disappears* Be right back!

Xion: *whistles the theme that you hear when opening the main menu in KH2*

<I believe it's called Dearly Beloved. It's funny because one of Green Day's songs has a segment with the same name. Green Day is now KH canon!>
Me: *appears in Vexen's lab* Now, where did Ven leave it...No wait, Roxas spilled that one on the *almost falls into hole in floor* Here. Okay, then, let's see if Vexen made more, shall we? *starts searching for stuff*

Roxas: Where'd you hear that song?

Eques: *disappears to steal Vexen's lab inventions*

Me: Oh, hey KoD. *finds green potion* Here it is! Later, KoD. *appears in Sora's room* Okay, now, need a glass... *pours potion into glass* There we go, looks just like a soda! *puts it on Sora's nightstand* Now I just hope Bob doesn't catch me. He would end up recognizing it. *appears back with everyone else* Did I miss anything?

Eques:...wonder what the was...meh ill find out when Sora drinks it...or Demyx either one... *raids the entire lab, stealling everything then disappears with it all except a note on the floor that said: Dear Vexen, you've just been jacked by a 14 year old writer, have a nice day!*

Roxas: Not really. Why?

Me: Didn't want to miss anything. Hey, we almost there yet?

Roxas: Nah, about another 10 minutes.

Me: ****.
<I'm SO ****ING P***ED! Just spent several hours trying to download FF8, then my PSP dies, so I plug it in, turn it back on, it's downloaded, but the data's corrupt. So I try again, Connection to the Server Timed Out! Well, they say third time's the charm...And it ****ING BETTER BE.>

<lol sucks to be you at the moment!>

<Update, going fine so far, but I'm not getting too optimistic yet.>

Me: Hang on, forgot something. *runs behind a bush* Just to add some insult. *farts in a jar* Here we go. *opens DC* Eques, you might want to get out of there. I've got a jar of fart for Vexen and I just had Chinese food! *throws the jar*

Eques: *dissapers qiuckly with all the good invention...so like everything in there I can change*

Me: *to Eques* So, what'dja *Large explosion is heard in the distance* find?

Aleri: *Still in the hole* What were they saying up there? Something about ****? Oh, well. SInce this hole is clearly inescapable, I should just sit here and wait to die. ...Yeah, even I'M not about to do that. *Flickers outside* *Peers around tree* (...Jackasses. I could take any one of the main characters, no prob. All of them together, that's a bad idea. Maybe without the writers, I could win, but with them around, it's not fair at all. They seem oddly biased against me ever winning.)
Nebula: *Appears* Even I'm biased against you winning most fights.
Aleri: Shut up. Maybe if you were to let me unleash my overpowered fury, I'd beat their collective asses. Next time an evil disembodied heart captures them, they rot in their prison.
Nebula: Well, you DO act like a jerk all the time. You bragged about your fighting style. It IS unfair how Writers gets godly power to rewrite the universe, but you're not a very nice person. You have to take all the **** the other writers throw at you. Oh, and maybe you should do something to make yourself stronger, so then you'll have an excuse for winning. I mean, you can only 'unleash you latent powers' so many times before it just runs out.
Aleri: *Sigh* It wouldn't be funny if I were like the Org.XIV Al. He's a decent person. He doesn't generate as many laughs as me.
Nebula: Actually, he's funnier. You're just a better punching bag.
Aleri: WHAT?!

Me: Well, he ain't wrong. And like I said, no author interference. Remember the giant tank with wings? I made that. Remember the guy who stole Sora's Keyblade? That was me. Remember the people who put you all through every kind of crap? I'm one of them. Don't go calling us biased. We hate all of you equally. *appears in Sora's room* This'll be faster. *grabs potion and appears with everyone else* Who wants soda?

Roxas: What kind?

Me: *looks at potion* Mountain Dew.

Roxas: Nah. I've heard some weird things about that stuff.

Me: Who cares, it's good.

Roxas: True. But still, no thanks.

Riku: Not thirsty.

Terra: I'm the most trusting person in the series, and I still think you did something to that drink.

Kairi: No offense, but I agree...

Sora: You guys should really lighten up. *drinks* Ah, man, that's really fizzy! Okay, ow, ow, that is really...ow!

Me: Burning your throat?

Sora: Yep!

Me: *mumbling* Kay, now we just wait for it to start up...usually...day or so...digestion... */mumbling*

Terra: Sora, even I thought that was not a smart thing to do...

Xion: I dunno where I heard that song... *sees Sora drink the potion* What the hell is wrong with him?

Roxas: I'm not sure...Supposedly all three of us are the same person, but I didn't go for it...And I don't think you would either.

Me: And now that that's done, I refer writers to Page 2 of the bottom topic on this thread. At that point, it shouldn't be that hard to put together.

<LOL I just read it...>

Xion: No, I wouldn't have. Why do I have the feeling that something very disturbing is going to happen to Sora soon?

Me: Because it came from Vexen's lab.

Riku: Sora, you're an idiot.

Sora: I know that now!

Me: I'd have thought you'd learned in CO that you can't trust the author...

Sora: The who?

Me: ...Sora's an idiot. All agreed?

Riku: I.

Roxas: I.

Terra: I.

Me: Look at that, even Terra thinks you're an idiot!

Sora: We've established that!
<FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Sorry, but connection timed out again! Cock mother fucker ass shit bitch! *breathing slowly* Sorry, just had to get that out.>

<What do you mean by "timed out"?>
Xion: I haven't heard a truer statement in a while.

<Something about "Connection to the server has timed out" I think I can only try to download something for a limited time. Third time is NOT the charm. Third time's a ****ing BITCH.>
Roxas: The "Even Terra thinks Sora's an idiot" or just the "Sora's an idiot"?