TITAL 2: Why did It Take Me So Long To Do This?

Fridge: *stops eating, walks into room with Sam/Sukiru/whoever else*

<The Fridge is now a tension-diffusion character.>

SukiruScreen: ...I am... unsure as to how to react to this. Why is the refridgerator capable of walking? And... did I see it eating a second ago? ... *Blinks out*

Fridge: ??? *taps screen*

*The screen is no longer there. It was only a projection in the first place, and nothing was left behind. Thus, there was nothing to tap.*

<What tension? It was a silly kind of tension. Like threatening to use somebody's spleen as a ski hat if they push your berserk button.>

<Well, yes, but at the same time, it was diffused, was it not?>

Fridge: *is tapping Sam*

<Yep, The Fridge is now that character that I use when I'm bored stupid.>

Ohanzee:*Exits THTNW and use's shadows to teleport to a black market* Hmmmmm I wonder what toys I could find here.*enters the black market*

Sammy was staring at the fridge, and looked at the touch screen on his wrist. He slid the Strengh aspect to 30, and said,"Go back in the kitchen. Or I'll turn you to chunks of... well, whatever materials you are."

Fridge: ??? *pulls at watch*

The fridge slid the Intelligence slider to 1. Sammy began to spurt gibberish.

Fridge: ??? *pokes at Sam's forehead*

Alexei removed his hand from the strap, amazed at how this old hooded figure knew his moves. When he mentioned that he had run Shinra, his spirits dropped, but was easily swayed when Xavier acted positively towards the stranger. "I can help."

Jack said,"Hold on." He walked out to where the fridge was, and reset Sammy's Intelligence factor. He just said,"Dumbass." He went back to Bataia's room. He said,"Where were we?"

Fridge: ??? *follows Jack*

Jack: *typical angry anime character angry symbol appears on his head* **** off! *kicks fridge*

Fridge: *cringe*

Jack: As I was saying...

Bataia: So what do you do for fun?

Jack: Hunt monsters down, play bass guitar, and attempting to forge weaponry. You?

Bataia: Well, I love to act. I've been doing it since my freshman year of high-school.

Aleri: *Walks past the fridge, barely glancing at it. He's used to the weirdness by now.*

Fridge: ... *kicks Jack*

*the fridge's foot is stuck in the door*

Jack: -_- I give up.

Fridge: *breaks door*

Cyrus: *wakes up*

Dokuja: Oh, so that's what that did.

Jack: You... might wanna plug your ears.

Bataia: *does so*

Jack: *pulls out a BFP, and fires 3 rounds at the fridge*

Aleri: *Steps in backwards, edging past the door* Don't bother, this thing's made of Nonsensoleum. It won't be destroyed by conventional means. And you guys don't have access to any non-conventional means.

Fridge: *unfazed* ??? *pokes Aleri*

<It should be noted that The Fridge is completely indestructible, unkillable, unbreakable, and overall undefeatable. However, it is not intelligent enough to realize this, nor is it evil enough. As such, I personally do not consider The Fridge to be overpowered, considering I did this out of sheer boredom. The Fridge is to be used only for Comic Relief and will not have any dialogue. Ever.>

Aleri: *Looks at the fridge* ...Eh, I'd say this is strange, but I'm used to this by now, to some degree. *Taps the fridge with his knuckle* ...See? Solid Nonsensoleum. Totally indestructible. I'm sure it'd make a good shield, if it ever came with us to the battlefield, but this thing's heavy and slow. It's the food-storage version of the Armoire of Invincibility.

Fridge: *shoves Aleri inside itself*