Re: TITAL 2: Why did It Take Me So Long To Do This?

Aneastin Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:58 am

Ohanzee: Well it's a good thing Sammy didn't ask why I employed you Stein, and Jack I think we got enough bottles so lets go get the soap and gasoline.

Militia_927 Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:01 am

Stein: He's passed out but ill help. ill get the gas

Aneastin Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:05 am

Ohanzee: Alright then I'll get the Ivory soap meet me back here.*teleports to a nearby store grabs a grocery bag* Now to find the soap. *walks to the aisle were the soap is*

Militia_927 Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:12 am

Stein: *teleports away* *reappears with Thirty gallon drum of gas* will this do?

Aneastin Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:16 am

Ohanzee:*teleports back with the soap and a cheese grater* yup that will do now lets get Jack back to the house and please teleport us there.

Militia_927 Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:21 am

Stein:* picks up jack sk and throughs him over his sholder* lets go *waves hand and dark corrador appears* after you...

Aneastin Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:22 am

Ohanzee: Thank you my good sir.*goes through the DC*

Militia_927 Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:26 am

*short ly later at the house*
Stein: I'll just throug him here on the couch *drops jack Sk on couch* so where do we start on the napalm?

Aneastin Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:29 am

Ohanzee: You can start by finding a bucket and a stirring stick while I shred these soap bars.*starts shredding the soap bars*

Militia_927 Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:30 am

Stein: *wanders off into the halls of the house* I'll be back...

greeneggsandSAM Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:35 am

Sammy:Now where is she...

Cecily: Me?

Sammy: Yeah. *laughs* Stein had a contract to kill me with SOMEBODY. *glares at Ohanzee*

Aneastin Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:40 am

Ohanzee: Not my fault, and I am finished grating the soap. I hope Stein gets back soon.

Militia_927 Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:47 am

Stein: no one blaiming anyone back to work b the way here is you bucket and stick... and yes i know its a gun barrel...

Aneastin Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:01 am

Ohanzee: Thank you very much.*dumps the sherded soap in the bucket, then pours the gasoline in the bucket and starts stirring it*

**Haar_Dragon** Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:21 am

greeneggsandSAM wrote:<It isn't the split personalities. Probably due to chemicals building up inside her.>

<Probably? As in, you don't know? And I'm back from North Carolina. W00t!>

**NebulaGregarZX** Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:26 pm

Rexial: ...I'd better leave. My presense intensifies the clouding of one's mind around me... and that kinda thing is bad in a place that serves alcohol. *DCs back to the castle*

greeneggsandSAM Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:37 pm

<As in I'm trying to do character development xD>

Yukashiri: *at the bar, completely hammered* Another round of whiskey!

Bartender: Sir, you've had enough to--

Yukashiri: Another shot, damnit! *pulls out a MP412*

Bartender: *Shocked, she pours another round*

Yukashiri: *downs the shot,throws up, and teleports home*

**Haar_Dragon** Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:43 pm

Haar: *beside Yukashiri* You realize that wasn't funny, right?

greeneggsandSAM Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:57 pm

Yukashiri: Who the **** are you?

Sarah: Oh dear god he's drunk.

*Kirsten pops out of Sarah's soul!*

Kirsten: This is gonna be funny.*goes to make a bunch of popcorn*

Sarah:...Ow.

Jack: *to Yukashiri* You sir, have balls.

Yukashiri: No, this it guts. Balls is coming home TWICE as drunk as me, with lipstick on your neck, smelling of perfume, and groping your lady friend, like so... *goes towards Sarah*

Sarah: *proceeds to drop kick Yukashiri*

Sammy: *trying not to laugh*

Cecily: Dumbass...

Sammy: Sarah, I'm sorry about him.

Sarah, It's ok. I kinda like him drunk. I get to beat his ass down. ^_^

**Haar_Dragon** Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:02 pm

Haar: That...wasn't really funny either. *sigh* I'm going to regret this, but for the moment I think he's not quite as dumb when he's sober. *snaps fingers and removes all intoxicants from Yukashiri*

greeneggsandSAM Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:05 pm

Sammy: How is that--

Jack: **** logic?

Sammy: Sarah, you can torch his ass if you want.

Sarah: I dont know black magic.

**NebulaGregarZX** Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:28 pm

Aleri: *LC'd in* I do, though. *Casts Fira on Yukashiri, specifically aiming for his butt* ...I can be awfully literal sometimes. Remember, Authors can do pretty much anything. (For example, my Author gave me an aura of clarity, which prevents intoxication and clears mental inteference.)

greeneggsandSAM Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:30 pm

Yukashiri: *on fire* GAAAAAH! *flashes back to when Rexial showed him how he got his darkness, begins to vomit*

**NebulaGregarZX** Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:31 pm

Aleri: Hm? *Automatically reading Yukashiri's flashback* ...Huh. Sucks to be you. *Immune to the effects, since he and Rexial are one person, and he has seen the memory before*

**Haar_Dragon** Mon Jul 23, 2012 7:03 pm

Haar: I can see it too, but I'm protected by the fog of word choice. And he shouldn't be drunk any more, I removed the alcohol, as well as anything else that might get him drunk...

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