Re: TITAL 2: Why did It Take Me So Long To Do This?

Militia_927 Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:48 am

* one hour and 1000 bottles of assored boose later*
Jack Sk: have you seen my left leg i havent see it sence shot 1025

greeneggsandSAM Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:49 am

Sammy: Why do I feel like Stein's near...

Militia_927 Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:52 am

Stein: Cause i am *draws DSR1 sniper rifel* and i would like o drink in peace thhhhhhhank you vvery much.

Aneastin Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:54 am

Ohanzee: Wait you lost youre left leg I thought it was your right leg* using jack sk's left leg as a back scratcher*

greeneggsandSAM Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:56 am

Sammy: Oh COME ON!

Cecily: It's like Beetlejuice!

Sammy: I'll take care of him. *teleports Cecily inside* (Now where are you...)

Militia_927 Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:57 am

Jack Sk: left right a leg is a leg if you a dead drunk ey.
Stein: why we need drink a thousand bottles of boose any way?

Aneastin Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:59 am

Ohanzee: Hey when did tha Angel get here *hicup* Oh and Jack your leg be here*hands Jack his leg*

greeneggsandSAM Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:03 am

Sammy: Fight me, Stein!

Militia_927 Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:05 am

Stein: I shoot better drunk any way *lowers DSR1 opens fire at sammy (burst fire)* why do you fight? all die in time some sooner than others

Aneastin Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:07 am

Ohanzee: Hey Sammy and stein no need to fight just sit down and have a drink.*says while slurring*

greeneggsandSAM Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:10 am

<Is he shooting fronm the bar?>

Sammy: Why are you trying to kill me? Who hired you? *dodges 2, the third grazes him* Gah!

Aneastin Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:14 am

Ohanzee: I might have payed him when I was a little drunk awhile back.

<and yes he is at the bar with drunk Ohanzee, drunk Jack sk, and stein is also drunk also I have no clue where you are I assumed you teleported here>

Militia_927 Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:16 am

Stein: That is not important who hired who to kill who the point is that the contract was bound. and all contracts are semi-final.

**NebulaGregarZX** Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:17 am

-Bar-

Rexial: *Shadowmelds in* -_- Sammy, he's obviously far too intoxicated to be a legitimate threat right now. Or are you THAT worried about him getting screen time?

greeneggsandSAM Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:21 am

<Let's go with that>

Sammy: Shocked

OHANZEE, WHAT THE ****? WHAT THE ACTUAL ****?!? And Rexial, I just want him to leave me alone. So how do I kill him? *points to Stein*

Aneastin Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:23 am

Ohanzee: Well you can't kill him but,*turns to stein* the contract is now broken leave Sammy alone*says while slurring*

**NebulaGregarZX** Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:29 am

Rexial: Yeah, he's uh... kind of unkillable. He's even less killable than I am, and the most anybody can do is beat me up until I give up and leave them alone. Except I can still be obliterated. Stein... can't. To my knowledge. Except he's a resilient type, I'm more of a freeform type. I'll survive (almost) anything, he'll withstand anything.

greeneggsandSAM Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:32 am

Sammy: Really? Either way, I'm alive.

Militia_927 Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:34 am

Stein: Yes you live now that the contract is nulled mabey we can set differances aside and work together.

Aneastin Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:35 am

Ohanzee: Yea now we happy lets keep on drinkin.*picks up a shot and downs it*

greeneggsandSAM Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:41 am

Sammy: Maybe...What's the drinking age here?

Militia_927 Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:43 am

Stein: What drinking age *hands him a shot* drink.. drink.. drink and dont tell the ladies in the morning... O_-

Aneastin Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:45 am

Ohanzee: I'll drink to that.*downs another shot* Hell I'll drink to anything.

greeneggsandSAM Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:53 am

Sammy: Well, Cecily will tear me a new one if I come home **** faced. See ya. *teleports home*

Militia_927 Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:56 am

Stein: well back to drinking then.

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