Re: TITAL 2: Why did It Take Me So Long To Do This?

**Haar_Dragon** Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:27 am

Riku (Kairi): Simple enough fix. Ready?

Kairi (Riku): Sure enough.

Both: *drink and return to normal*

Sora (mom): I'm going to leave so my mom doesn't see this mess. *leaves*

Sora (normal): *comes flying in and hits wall* I'm okay!

Riku: *facepalm* Dammit Sora.

Sora: My mom went Incredible Hulk on my ass! Apparently, her heart got removed, forming her Heartless and Roxas...Again.

Riku: Dammit Sora, is there anything you can't royally **** up?!

Sora: Just shut up and help me!

AKeybladeYouSay Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:35 am

DiZ: XEMNAS! Did you hear me?!

Xion: What?! I didn't do it! Inconvenient earthquake!
Norio(Chloe): I wanna find Chloe before I drink this stuff. *goes to find Chloe*

Eques tenebrarum Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:41 am

Soreo and Loren: *snatches and Drinks it in union*

**Haar_Dragon** Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:43 am

Xemnas: YEAH I HEARD YOU I JUST DON'T GIVE A **** WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HUMAN!!!

Sora: Do that. *summons Keyblade*

Roxas: Sora I was gonna use that to fight your mom! Give it back!

Sora: Dammit Roxas stop being emo and use your own damn Keyblade!

Roxas: My Key-I don't have a Keyblade! They belong to you and Ven and Ah whatever. Screw the rules, I have money! *summons Oblivion*

Riku: *summons Keyblade* Good luck Sora. After we kill this Holy mother of **** that thing is huge!

Sora's Mom's Heartless (SMH): *comes in looking not remotely like Sora's mom so much as an enormous Buckle Bruiser and begins wailing on stuff*

Sora: Told you.

Terra: Who gives a flying ****, I'm changing. *Becomes Terranort and Dual Wields*

Riku: *becomes Rikunort and summons Keyblade* Good idea.

Kairi: I'll do my best, but I'm kinda new at this, so...*Summons Keyblade*

AKeybladeYouSay Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:47 am

DiZ: I TOLD YOU THAT NAXWSH IS READY TO DO WORK FOR YOU! JUST COME BY THE HOSPITAL!!
Xion: Shocked

I'm out. *sinks into floor*
Irono: Me too. *disappears in a puff of smoke*

Eques tenebrarum Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:48 am

Leo: Yes! now lets go help Emo boy *Jumps out a window and DC's next to sora*

Soren: *Follows Leo*

**Haar_Dragon** Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:54 am

Xemnas: FINE, JUST STOP YOUR DAMNED YELLING OR I'LL KILL YOUR MOTHER ****ING SOB ASS! *goes to hospital*

Sora: You guys freaking suck, you have me Roxas Riku Terra and Kairi to help!

Roxas: It's your mom...

Sora: Don't give me that Roxas, she's more your mom than mine!

Roxas: Oh yeah.

Riku: Can we just kill this Heartless so Roxas can stop raping the laws of the universe?

Sora: Seconded.

Terra: Me first. *Ars Solum w/ Chaos Ripper then Chaos Blade w/ Xehanort's*

Sora: Strike Raid, Raid, Raid, Raid, Judgement!

Roxas: Uh...Slash? *slashes*

Riku: *facepalm* Guardian? *Guardian does Freeze attack thingy*

Kairi: I really don't know how to fight, but here goes! *Begins fighting relatively well*

AKeybladeYouSay Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:05 am

DiZ: Ah. You're here. Here he is.
Naxwsh: *walks out to meet Xemnas* Hello. DiZ tells me of an Organization of yours.

**Haar_Dragon** Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:10 am

Xemnas: Yep. I've already established Phase 1 of removing Sora's mother's heart. Now you go help and kill anything holding one of these. *shows him a picture of KK* or anything resembling it.

Sora: This isn't working very well. And my mom's a crap fighter with very little darkness, what the hell is her Heartless so damn strong for?!

Terra: Stop asking questions and attack stuff!

Sora: Right.

All: *begin wailing on Sora's mom in a dramatic but ineffective fashion*

Malakili007 Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:12 am

Diryax(tree): Ummm I can't exactly move my arms so you'll have to pour it in mouth

AKeybladeYouSay Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:14 am

Naxwsh: Yes, sir. Where should I start looking?

**Haar_Dragon** Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:17 am

Xemnas: Out there. *points out the window at Sora and Co.*

AKeybladeYouSay Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:23 am

Naxwsh: Yes, sir. *salutes Xemnas* *teleports into THTNW* Hello, weaklings. Carriers of the key. I am set to destroy you. * slashes at Sora and co., painfully torturing them*

**Haar_Dragon** Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:29 am

Sora: Wait, what the hell, I don't even know you!

Roxas: Why is it whenever I don't know someone they try to kill me?!

Riku and Terra: Roxas, stop being emo!

Riku: Bring it on then. *Begins using all his most annoying attacks including teleporty circle of death*

Terra: Oh, hell Riku, you can do better than that. Chaos Solum! *Chaos Blade w/ one Keyblade, Ars Solum swings like a dumbass with the other*

Roxas: You all suck! Sora, let's just merge and Drive form his ass.

Sora: Best idea you've had all day.

Kairi: Hey, remember me? The most inexperienced fighter here, left to fight the strong Heartless?

Roxas: It has crap health, just stab it one more time. *attempts to merge with Sora but is stopped*

Sora: What the-It didn't work! Stupid on-the-fly subplot! Oh whatever. *slashes*

Eques tenebrarum Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:31 am

Loe: *Watching Sora and co. fight* Need help?

**Haar_Dragon** Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:34 am

Sora: Yeah, please!

Kairi: *kills Sora's mom's Heartless* That was easy...
Night Falls
Riku: Oh no, my sight has been moderately impaired! Tch. *Begins fighting Naxwsh*

Sora: Wisdom! *Wisdom Form* Magic Bullets, GO! *begins shooting*

Roxas: I don't have anything cool I can do any more!

All: Stop being emo!

Roxas: Okay, okay! *starts attacking*

Eques tenebrarum Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:38 am

Leo: Sweet Vandag's awaking Dragoon heart merge! *Grows wings of fire and dragon eyes with Vandagalons hair and voice* Lets go *shoots fire at Nawsh*

**Haar_Dragon** Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:43 am

Roxas: Damn. Like really, damn! Firaga! *crappy Days Firaga* Dammit all! Fire level 5! *shoots fire*

Sora: Firaga! *crappy KH2 Firaga* Dammit! I can't use my original magic in a Drive Form! Blizzaga! *shoots ice*

Riku: Darkness! *Dark Firaga*

Terra: Soul Punisher! <cookie for reference> *shoots a dark ball of Dark at Naxwsh that begins deteriorating his soul*

Kairi: Light! *becomes Sol Form* What in...What is this?
<Sol Form. I just made it up as I was typing. A form dedicated to light, usable only by Kairi. It amplifies light powers allowing for basically Dark attacks in reverse: Light Haze, etc. Dark Firaga is Firaga supercharged Dark, Light is supercharged with Light, etc>

Eques tenebrarum Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:47 am

<I made that in a KH Fan fic too actually>

Leo: Burn away *shoot flames at Naxwash and accedintly burns Roxas*

**Haar_Dragon** Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:53 am

<Was it still called Sol?>

Roxas: Damn fire don't know water magic and I'm lit on ****ing fire!

Sora: Stop

Roxas: Shut your ****ing mouth Sora I'm on fire!

Riku: If you two could FOCUS?!

Eques tenebrarum Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:56 am

<It was Solar form i shortened it to sol and a litaral Soul form>

Leo: Water *hoses roxas down* Now SHUT UP EMO BOY

**Haar_Dragon** Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:59 am

Roxas: Don't make me break the laws of science on you! *points a Keyblade at Leo*
<Don't steal my rather poor running joke.>

Eques tenebrarum Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:03 am

Leo: *stares at him a second before lighting him on fire again* I'll put you out if you don't try that again agreed?

**Admin (HalcyonWandering)** Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:03 am

Ven and Minato: *watch battle bored*
Ven: Well, need any help?

**Haar_Dragon** Wed Jan 19, 2011 3:08 am

<We can't really fight if Keyblade isn't here to fight back>
Roxas: Or. *dumps a bucket of water on self* I always carry one of these lately.

Sora: Too emo to think you might not get lit on fire?

Roxas: I'm no more emo than Rob Liefeld is an artist! Or a good one at any rate.

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