TITAL 2: Why did It Take Me So Long To Do This?

<Really? Huh...>
Norio: *flops onto couch and watches TV*

Natu (R) and Zeke (R): *Run by Norio with toilet paper, glue, a bucket, and three pounds of cement*

Norio: What the **** are you replicas doing?
<Saïx got the replicas to know that they are replicas and to be OK with that*

Lifkxs: *walking down hallway, sees Yukari* Oh. Hey Yukari. You looking for Atonmix- *corrects himself* I mean Minato? He's in the kitchen helping Lenox and Fifyux defuse from themselves. *keeps walking*

Yukari: M-minato?! There's no way! *Hurries to kitchen*

Isa: *DCs next to Minato as Yukari sees him* That's right! Together, we both got our hearts back!

Yukari: *tackles Minato to the ground* You're back!
Minato: I'm glad to see you too. Now, can you please let me up? I'm not done fixing those two yet.
Yukari: Oh, yeah...
Minato: *finishes diffusing Lenox/Fifeyux*

All: 3! 2! 1! Happy New Year!
Norio: *kisses Josephine*
Josephine: *makes out with Norio*
Irono: *sigh*
Lyxsal: What's up, Irono?
Irono: *is in front of Norio and Josephine making out* I just wish Nollie were here.
Lyxsal: *sits down on couch next to Irono* Well, you got us.
Irono: True...
Lyxsal: Look at it this way: the time that Nollie's getting back is now closer than ever before.
Irono:.... Thanks, Lyxsal.

(MeanWhile in Vexens lab)

Natu (R) :ok this ***** is going to pay for the poptart in the toilet incident *starts mixing the objects form my last post*

Zeke (R): and your sure this will be safe?

Natu (R): **** NO i want him dead *lays the make shift bomb in a crate*

Both: *Run off*

Fifeyux: Yayyyyy!!! Happy New Year!!! *kisses Lenox*

Lenox: *pulls away for air* Really? we just got apart and your already clinging to me again....Awww who am I kidding....I love you *kisses fifeyux passionately*

Zeke: *Walking pass them* Get a room *Keeps walking*

Minato:HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! *flips off Zeke before kissing Yukari*
Yukari:HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! *kisses Minato*
<HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!>

*room gets completely silent and lights get pretty dim*
Irono: *plays and sings "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" by Poison on acoustic guitar*

Diryax: *storms up out of the basement, yanks the guitar out of Irono's hands and smashes it over his head* GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *storms back down into basement*

Minato: *yells downstairs* Well, a certain NOBODY doesn't appreciate the New Year! *tackled by the Beast* What the **** is this thing?! *struggles to get away*
Yukari: *is trying to push the Beast off Minato and failing*
Ven and Namine: *are too busy watching TV to notice*
<The Beast is invisible as of right now so it'd probably look like he's having a seizure>

Irono: My mother-****ing guitar?!? RAAAAAGE!!!! *throws nuke into basement* *covers basement with nuke proof shield*
*nuke explodes*
Irono: YOU OWE ME 2,000 MUNNY FOR THE GUITAR, *****!!!

Diryax: *storms back up covered in soot and ashes* IT's NOT that!!!! I'm ust really hungover!!!!!! *storms out of the house*

Minato: Yo Irono! I'll pay you 4,000 munny if you get this thing off me and back into the basement!

Irono: YA STILL OWE ME 2,000 MUNNY!

Minato: Thanks a bunch Irono! *is still struggling to get away from the Beast*

Irono: What the **** is up with you?!? *throws TV remote at Minato, hitting the Beast instead*

*remote hits Beast and it changes targets from Minato to Irono*
Minato: Your turn!

Irono: What the **** are you going on abou- *is tackled by Beast* *blows frost over Beast* *Beast is now visible as long as he isn't exposed to heat* *shoves nuke into Beast's mouth* *puts nuke proof dome around beast* *nuke explodes, killing Beast*

Beast: *can't be killed therefore just retreats to the basement*
Minato: NOW do you believe me?

Irono: *hooks 15 different padlocks onto basement door* *hooks 15 deadbolts onto door* *installs combination, fingerprint identification, and retinal identification systems into door*
Irono: Nobody open that door.