TITAL 2: Why did It Take Me So Long To Do This?

Genesis: *is still pinned to wall by Masamune* Hello? Anybody?

<Meanwhile>

Kefka: *running around Exdeath* I am a god of magic! I AM A GOD OF MAGIC! I... am a bringer of chaos.... I... am a courier of might.... I... am a warrior... of light.

Exdeath: Kefka. You are a moron. *walks off*

Kefka: What a preposterus insinuation. *runs off after Exdeath*

Minato: Do i even know you? *@ Genisis*

Camo: *See's Minato* Yo Atonmix have you seen Leo or a dude with power over Crystals running around here?

Minato: Name's Minato now and no I haven't seen 'em though Ven said they wemt to the school...

Xeccil: *leans against a wall near an air vent* ??? Minato, is it? Is something up with Diry? I can hear her mumbling through this vent...something about a blank space in her memory

Minato: A copy of her made by IT tried to kill us but otherwise... no i can't think of anything...

Xeccil: IT again huh? Is it just me or is she always up to something?

*a two headed four armed fusion of Lenox and Fifeyux appears out of the kitchen*
Lenofifeyux: Ummm excuse me?....the madness effect of that pollen finally wore off but as you can see....we're still stuck like this...

(meanwhile in IT's castle)

Rinoa: Hmmm it seems that plan will take some time....in the mean time I need another plan....it pains me to do it but....*walks over to a semi-circular area with hearts encased in glass containers lining the walls... Let's see...Diry, Xeccil, Xerna...all empty...but just in case they do have hearts....ah Fifeyux and Lenox....

*takes Lenox's heart out*
Rinoa: Sorry....but after what you crushed my heart....well...an eye for an eye....a heart for heart

*crushes Lenox's heart in her hand shattering it into pieces*

(back at THTNW)

Lenox's head: ARRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*left half of Lenofifeyux goes limp*

Ven: oh **** well this isn't good... *goes off to find IT*

Nexus(R): *summons lances and eyes glow red* *levitates over to Lenofifyux* *eyes stop glowing red* Fifeyux, I know what happened to Lenox. IT crushed his heart. I'm going to obilterate her. *teleports*

Natu(R): I must kill the boy who calls me brother...ZEKE the dark one

Nexus: You looking for Zeke? Well, he's already been purified, so...

Genesis: My name's Genesis Rhapsodos and yours?

Natu: Dang!....my vengence has been stalled...is Atonmix still around?

Nexus: You mean Minato? Yeah, he's still around, he got his heart back. *presses button on earpiece* Hey Minato, a Natu Replica needs to see you, what's your location, over. */earpiece*

<*is hopping off* I'll see you guys tomorrow.>

<Seeya Gstol>

Natu (R): *disappears*

Minato: Genisis... the dude who likes to quote LOVELESS, right?

Genesis: Yep. I would quote something but I don't have the book with me at the moment and I can't be bothered my @$$ to remember a line right now. Could you help me? Seph pinned me here in rage because Angeal and Zack <While I had him> got drunk, stole some chocobos and gave them liquor, rode off on them then Tseng only having Reno and Rude available for capturing them. Those two drunken Turks never get anything right and Cissnei and a clone of Vincent have to save them.

<That's Vincent Valentine, not my Vincent>

Minato: *pulls sword out the wall so Genisis falls to the floor* No problem just don't break anything.

Fifeyux: yea your right...being literally attached to him I felt it myself...he's just being melodramatic *reaches her hand over and conks Lenox on the head*

Lenox: OWWW...okay fine...I've had enough of this....Anyone think they can undo this fusion? While I like being close to my wife...this is a little too close

Norio: *walks into house and sees Lenofifeyux* OMFG!! *throws up*
Irono: *walks in* What's goin- *sees Lenofifeyux* Oh, god, I think I'm gonna be sick...
Lyxsal: *walks in* *sees Lenofifeyux* Oh, God! *throws up*
Josephine: *walks in* *sees Lenofifeyux* Hey, Fif. Long time, no see. Get a new haircut?

Minato: I prolly can but it'll take a while, about 2 *****. *summons Cybele and begins diffusing Lenox and Fifeyux*
<Meanwhile>
Yukari: The Lovers' Arcana, healed? *leaves her room to find Atonmix (or so she thinks)*
<posts is censored>

Isa: *walks into THTNW* *puts replicas of Haar and Rany's chars in house* Hey, guys. Just droppin' these off. Ya know, with the actual guys bein' on vacation, I thought that you could do with their replicas.

Namine: *walks up to and pokes Repliku in the forehead and he falls over*
Minato: *is still healing Fifeyux/Lenox*

<What were those gifts that Namine and Ven gave Irono and Nollie again? >

<It could be anything, i left it up to your imaginations>