TITAL 2: Why did It Take Me So Long To Do This?

Diryax(tree): What do you mean the only tree? there's a whole forest right over there!!

< phew first day of classes down....only one whole semester to go >

Riku (Kairi): Wait what? So you're the only tree near the house then...And if you can make yourself a mouth, why not legs? And if you can control plants, why not just shrink yourself anyway and I'm giving you way too many ideas now.

Diryax(tree) Believe me...I've been trying..... it's not as easy as it seems....this is a rather old tree so the bark is really hard to manipulate though I hadn't thought about trying to shrink it *Shrinks into a humanoid tree form closer to her original size* Ahhh that's better

Riku (Kairi): *thinking* Well, at least she can't move. */thinking*

Sora (mom): So...The bark is hard to manipulate. I don't know how to react to that.

Kairi (Riku): *slaps Sora (mom)*

Sora (mom): Ow, Kairi!

Kairi (Riku): Well someone had to.

Terra: No. No one really had to. Sora didn't even have to make that joke.

Riku (Kairi): Are we really arguing about this? Can we maybe focus on something important? Like, I don't know, getting back into our bodies?

Diryax(tree): Unnnggghhhh *manages to pull one root leg out of the ground amidst a shower of dirt* Uh...almost got it

Xion: *to Riku(Kairi)* Yes, yes I am made from Sora's memories, apparently.
[Surgery Completion: 75%<before Mala's post>]

Diryax: Unnnghh *frees other root leg* finally I think I'm just about ready to try moving

< all right I'm headed off to the caf to eat supper I'll be back later >

Riku (Kairi): See, the majority of these memories, or at least the most prominent, are of Kairi. I'd rather not use pronouns in this case, way too confusing, but basically, I don't look like you, you look like Kairi, and this body is Kairi's.

Kairi (Riku): That wasn't too bad.

Terra: *is completely lost*

Isaac: He doesn't count, I can already tell he's an idiot.

Riku (Kairi): And you're just now realising that?

Isaac: I haven't been here that long!

Felix: It shows.

Isaac: Dammit Felix, just shut the hell up!
<I don't know why my chars bicker so much, or why I find it amusing yet don't laugh...>

Ven and Atonmix: *enter via MC with Marluxia* Who feels like helping us convince this a-hole we've switched bodies?! *throw Marluxia out of the corridor and follow after* He won't listen to us.
Marluxia: Give me proof and I'll give you an antidote. *glares*

Xion: Ah. Makes sensez.
[Surgery Completion: 90%]

Riku (Kairi): Sora killed your ass, I helped him kill Xemnas, Kindom Hearts hates all of you Organizations, and that's really not the point. And honestly I've checked, and there's no possible way to tell him except with our own memories, which are easy to lie about. We can't even use our own hearts as evidence because they stayed with the bodies and-

Terra: Dammit Marluxia, just look at the ****ing talking tree! *shows a video of Diryax the talking tree* You can easily tell, this is The World That Never Was, where fantasy talking trees don't exist! Except here. Now STOP BEING AN ASS HOLE!

Xion:
[Surgery Completion: 95%]

Isaac: Please note that while one Earth-wielder may be completely out of his mind, not all of us are. Actually, scratch that. He may be out of his mind, but I'm not.

Felix: **** you Isaac.

Isaac: You would.

Felix: I'm going to kill you now. Summon! Thor!

Isaac: Crapcrapcrapcrapcrap! *runs from the Wind-based summon*

*Xemnas' phone rings, wherever he is*

<thunder god = wind summon?>
Marluxia: Good point... *creates plant-based remedy to the body switching and gives it to Ven and Minato changing them back to their original bodies*
Ven: It works! *fist pump*
Minato:
Marluxia: *makes antidote for the rest affected*

Xion: *takes out bomb* I wonder what I should do with this.
*earthquake happens* Xion: *lets go of bomb, sending it flying, and it blows up all of the antidote*

Leo(Soren): What the ***** man, why am i over here while i'm over there *points at Soren(Leo)*

Soren(Leo): Maybe some idoit did this

<Yeah, in GS, Thunder=Wind. Summon lvl 1=Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Mercury. lvl 2=Ramses, Kirin, Atlanta, Nereid. lvl 3=Cybele, Tiamat, Procne, Neptune. lvl 4=Judgement, Meteor, Thor, Boreas. In order of Earth, Fire, Wind, Water>
Xemnas: *answers phone* WHAT?!
<meanwhile>
Isaac: Do I even need to say-

Felix: Xion, right? You're an idiot.

Isaac: ...That.

DiZ: *on phone* The surgery is done. They both survived.
Meanwhile...
Xion: What? It's not my fault! Stupid earthquake...

Soreo: This sucks more than the nectar incedent back home

Loren:...Don't mention that ever again

<If you don't get it Soreo= Soren and Loren=Leo>

Norio(Chloe): We had a pollen incident. It drove people CRAZY. I was affected when I first came here.

Loren: How did that happen?

Soreo: I'm gonna go find help *Walks off*

Riku (Kairi): From the sounds of things, you still are.

Terra: From the looks of **** here I wouldn't be surprised if all of us were.

Riku (Kairi): Yeah, a ton of people can have the same hallucination at the same time.

Terra: I said I wouldn't be surprised!

Marluxia: *makes another batch of antidote and hands to affected* *glares at Xion*

DiZ: Xemnas? I said that both of them survived the operation. Naxwsh is ready for any work you have for him, and, Shawn is fine.