Halo: Red vs. Blue RP

Caboose: Look Tucker it is the mean lady, quick hide me before she uses me as target practice again.

Doc: *Sees Tex* Ah Hey Tex remember me?

Tucker: *walks outta the cave* you mean the sexy one?

Tex: Tucker, shut up before I put a round in you. *to Doc* You actually arrived before me this time, that's surprising.
Landon: When did you meet this group of idiots?

Doc: Well I came here cause 'someone' got pregnant by an elite.

Caboose: She met us when the out of control tank killed Church and me and Tucker called command for help they sent her.

Tucker: not my fualt, i was raped *looks at TJ* thats right TJ your mother and or other father raped me.

Tex: I knew someone would get sick of your 'Bow Chicka Wow Wow' joke one day, Tucker.

Tucker: Surprisingly it hasnt stopped me from makin those jokes.

TJ: bow chica honk honk

Tucker: Definately my kid.

Landon: Hey Caboose! Don't move!

Doc: Yeah that kid is just creepy.

Caboose: Why must I not move, ohh are we playing hide and seek and I am seeking.*starts counting to 10* 1 2 3 .... what comes after 3

Tucker: Doc i suggest you dont make fun of my kid *pulls out magnum and points it at Doc*

Landon: Just keep counting, Caboose. *is lining up sniper shot* Always glad when someone leaves a weapon lying around.
Tex: Stop that. *smacks gun as Landon fires, bullet hits canyon wall and ricochets into Tucker's shoulder*

Doc: *looks at the gun* You wouldn't the only medic would you? *Tucker gets hit.* Come ON! Can't we last a few minutes before someone gets shot?

Tucker: God D***it *drops magnum* Doc a little assistance please.

Caboose: Ummm why dose the mean man that looks some what like Tex hate me.

Doc: I got it, mmmm the bullet passed straight through. We are going to need to suck up the blood. TJ come here. *Patches up the exit wound.*

Tucker: TJ be careful now, daddy needs his blood.

TJ: Blarg Blarg

Jack: I'm a bit of a medic! *Laughs*

Washington: Stop it.

Doc: *To Jack* A bit? What tell me later. *To Tucker* Ok TJ did a good job. *Patches up the enter wound* OK time to fix the armor. *Charges scanner, armor fixes itself.*

Landon: It's mainly because you are both a Blue and an idiot.
Tex: Don't shoot him. I won't be able to punch him while he sleeps if you do that.
Landon: Fine.

Doc: *To Landon* I thought freelances didn't take sides?

TJ: *latching on tight*

Tucker: TJ thats enouph now you can stop *trying to push TJ off*

TJ: *stays latched on*

Tucker: *smacks TJ* i said stop god d***it.

TJ: *releases grip* Blarg Blorg

Washington: We don't. I'm not on yours or their team. *Looks and points to Landon* Shoot me and so help me...

Jack: *Shoots Washington in the leg with his magnum* Yes!

Washington: B*****d! Doc. C'mere. Don't make me pistol whip you again.