Halo: Red vs. Blue RP

Doc: Wow nice shot, now i am glad i activated he's life support. *Uses scanner to pull out bullet.*

Caboose: Ouch, I cant feel my torso. I think I am turning into one of them, don't let me turn blarg blarg blarg blaaaarrrg.

Doc: Caboose relax, it doesn't work like that.

Tucker: Shut up Caboose

Landon: It's not a disease, it's a different species. You can't turn into one just like you can't turn into a cow. *backhands Tucker* No child abuse.

Caboose: Tucker if I die give Church my milk and cookies, blarg.

Tucker: I can raise my child how ever i want *points at Landon* suck his blood TJ.

TJ: *jumps on Landon* Blarg Blorg *bites Landons neck and starts sucking*

Tucker: Good boy TJ.

Donut: *walking into the base* no one told me he was done ive been waiting outside for over an hour.

Landon: Oh wow, you really shouldn't let aliens suck on shields. It might hurt their mandibles. *picks up TJ and set him on Caboose* Play nice.

Tucker: Come here TJ i think uve ate enough for today.

TJ: Blarg

Csboose: I see stars.

Landon: *wrist mounted sensor starts beeping, slowly going faster*

Tucker: That better not be a bomb *gets outta bed*

Doc: Umm yeah.. *sets scanner to heal.* *starts to heal Caboose.*

Landon: No, it either means I've got a new message, that someone has a missile lock on my location, or both.

Tucker: please be the new messege.

Caboose:*stands up* I once was exploded, it was in a mine field, I went really high I could see my house from there.

Landon: Huh, it's both. The message is from an old associate. *quickly reads message* Well, I'm out. Peace! *sprints out of the base as fast as he can*

Tucker: thanks for leaving sense its locked on your position, at least we wont die now.

Landon: *beeping continues from the positioning chip Landon left behind*

Tucker: You a**hole *grabs TJ and runs as fast as he can outta the base to the caves*

Landon: *rocket comes flying in from on top of the canyon walls, bounces off base before the tip pops open with a bang flag*

Doc: *Command Radio* Command, I heard there is a tank on it's way for repairs, over.

Command: Roger but it's status is missing, over.

Doc: Yeah it's blown up after lift-off, over.

Command: Copy, Would you like another, over?

Doc: Affirmative, I would also like to bring back A.I. with it's backup memory, over.

Command: Roger, command copies all, over and out.

Doc: *off the radio* OK Caboose for such i good job a special gift is coming in about a day. Lets go Caboose *grabs Caboose and runs out of there.*

Tucker: *From inside the caves* i didnt hear a bang? is everyone dead or not?

Caboose: Ohhh I like surprises and gifts or when Church plays hide and go seek and he lets me hide first, I am so good at hide and seek church never found me.

Landon: *walks up to the base and gets to the top of it* Good to see you again.
Tex: *steps onto base* Don't be getting sappy. I'm only here because someone wants the Blues to have a fighting chance, even with you here.
Landon: I know, but did you really have to scare the Blues like that?
Tex: No, but it was fun.