Halo: Red vs. Blue RP

Landon: Red Team Command paid me.
Tex: Same here for Blue.
Landon: Though we won't fight each other.
Tex: More fun crushing the weak.

Grif: Hey guys I feel better after my nap.*sees Tex* Oh s*** it's the she devil she's going to nut shot me multiple times.*runs towards the wart hog and gets in the driver seat and tries to turn it on* Come on start, come on.

Donut: *walks outta the base* hey guys whats goin on i heard some shots fired.

Landon: Would you like a lift, Tex?
Tex: Gladly. *Landon grabs her wrist before turning and throwing her at Grif*
Landon: And now to lock down the motor. *presses sequence in wrist communicator*

Washington: Doc...can I get some help please? (Why did I say that!?)

Jack: Caboose. *Points to Washington* Help.

Doc: Really I mean what that's two people both shot in a matter of what, minutes? *Goes to Washington.* Well Your shield and armor took most of the hit. *Uses scanner* Minor bruising, just activate your armor's health system and you'll be fine.

Tucker: *to TJ* now that all that crazyness is over let me show you around our home.
*walks away with TJ in his arms*

Caboose: OK I'll help agent washtub*pulls out assault rife and starts shooting at Washington then stops* He got in my way.

Grif:* jumps out of the warthog and picks up a street cone* protect me cone.

Doc: Caboose stop, just stop. *To Washington* Well lucky for you only a few hit you and your shield took all damage.

Washington: I really hate you both.

Jack: Caboose. Try again.

Washington: Shut up. I hate you the most.

Jack: *Shrugs* Meh.

Washington: *Punches him*

Jack: Here we go! *Tackles him*

*Fight breaks out between the two*

Tex: *flip kicks Grif, knocking him to the ground and landing on his groin*

Doc: *Radio* Ah Command remind me why I'm still here? over.

Command : You are there to help anyone and find out why they always hurt themselves, over.

Doc: Roger over and out. *To everyone* Really? Do we need to go over the golden rule?

Grif:Why do you hate me so much.*is in terrible pain*

Tucker: *ignores fighting in the background* *talking to TJ* And heres the cliff you can see everything from here.

Donut: stop fighting cant we all just get along?

Washington: *Elbow drops Jack*

Jack: *Throws Washington off and jumps on him*

Doc: *Walks over to Donut* So who is your money on?

Tex: My instincts tell me to make sure you never pollute humanity's gene pool.
Landon: *over communicator* That's not the reason.
Tex: The real reason is I get the best reactions from him.

Donut: *just standing in the middle of all the fighting* im a therapist if anyone ever needs to talk.

*to Doc* i got my money on tex and on washington you?

Grif: Please god just kill me or her but make your decision quick.

Doc: I don't know, Tex for sure though.

*Washington and Jack are now standing, and in a stare down*

Washington: THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *Spartan kicks Jack*

Jack: *Flys back several yards and lands with a hard thud. He scrambles to his feet trying to catch his breath. He charges Washington*

Washington: *Shocked to see him get up so fast, he is surprised by Jack's sudden bull rush and is caught off guard when Jack tackles him again.*

*The two resume their fist fight*

Donut: *to doc* i hope your getting paid extra to be here.

Tex: *grabs Grif's ankle and throws him straight up before grabbing and dragging the Warthog into the perfect position*
Landon: That railing is gonna smart.
Tex: That's the idea.

Doc: *sigh* I never get paid enough. *Incoming transmission from command* OOOOO now i do. YES!!!

Donut: *to Doc* i kinda feel left out should we fight?