TITAL 2: Why did It Take Me So Long To Do This?

<isnt logic a nonexistent variable here? XD>

The Closeminded:...*turns into a fusion of human and Core Demon, pins Sammy to a tree*

Sammy: Bastard! Guys, this is the inbetween form. *notices two shards of Aura, one of them hits sammy, the other hitting Lia* Hey... I remembered some of my powers! Aurabolt! *hits the Closeminded, releasing the grip, generates his blades* What else...Will of Steel?

Lia: *scanning Sammy*It provides a defense boost. Try it. *hit's The Closeminded with an Aura shot*

The Closeminded: DIE! *generates two gunswords, slashing and shooting at the team*

Jessie SyntTech: Reverse Damage! *converts the shots to minor Cure spells* How do you like THAT?

Sammy: Niiice.

Rexial: Lugae already did that in FFIV. And how did he not die!? I'm gonna kill him dead! *Flickers and disappears*

"Burn."

*What appears to be dark fire bursts out all over the Closeminded's body... but closer inspection would reveal that its actually Rexial, slashing at extremely high speed.*

Athez: Do they remember that the door exits to the ceiling? *two thuds are heard* I guess not!

<Great now i have to post again, thanks Aesoth >
Ulmes: *Groans in pain*

Alexei: Well that sucked, and how could we remember that...if this is our second day here <in forum time>

The Closeminded: *selfdestructs, knocking Rexial into the ground*

Sammy: Damn, that was quick...*notices two corpses* Looks like... The Paranoia and The Desire. They must of killed themselves. But that's not a problem. To Zemio!

Rexial: *Flips back onto his feet, clutching his shoulder* L-let's go! (Dammit, that cheapass self-destructed! The bastard probably knew that I couldn't evade if I was that close, and that I don't have a ****ing impossible constitution, like everybody else...!)

Sammy: Zemio's up ahead. We'll find a weapons cache that holds one of the most lethal guns. 20 of them were made, and 9 are left.

Xavier: And I can bet money on where we'll find Lust. *draws his sword as they approach the armory*

-meanwhile-

Minato: Sure, what do you need?

-meanwhile-

Joy: *laughs* Oh! Pancakes! *begins to eat*

Fia: Thanks, Athez. *same as Joy*

Space Core: SSSSSPPPPAAAACCCEEE! *runs into Athez*

Rexial: Big whoop, we'll find stuff twice as powerful by the end of the week. *Hides his face as he chugs a Potion, then readies himself to fight* If she's in there, she'll be dead soon enough. ...Well, it's not fair that i take all the kills, so I'll let you do it, Xavier.

Sammy: *at the armory door* Breaching...*kicks down door* All clear. *opens cache, grins* Ladies 'nd gents... the Eternal Shots. *tosses everybody one* It's infinity shaped feeding mechanism gives this assault pistol an Aura Paradox, which is a manipulation of time and space itself, to give it infinite ammo. The Life Med is ours.

Lia: *whispers to Xavier* Let me handle The Lust. I'll act like i like Sammy, and fight her. Got it?

Riku: Can't we just unlock the Darkness in their hearts?

Sora: Not unless you feel like fighting a Darkside.

Xiruk: Actually, that kinda sounds like fun.

Sora: Fighting Darksides?

Xiruk: They're easy.

Xavier: *groans* I'll take care of her. You guys can leave me behind and take out that "Overlord" bastard. I'll handle any "reinforcements after I'm through with her. Alright?

Athez: I was hoping I would cause another one of these guys to show up. Well, if you are so obsessed with space, let's get you there! *launches the Space Core through the ceiling, out of the atmosphere* What do you think of training, or would you prefer to do something more fun?

Cyrus: So, a complete subject 180.

Emil: No, I think they could've changed it a bit more.

Cyrus: how?

Emil: They could be talking about swordfighting in the world's core.

Cyrus: Ah, true.

Rexial: *Snatches the gun out of the air* Psh, this? I'll send it to Sukiru, see what he can make out of it. *Tosses it backwards, sending it into Hammerspace, then to a desk in the Observation Room* I don't care for your pea-shooters. If Lust shows up, we'll just incinerate her repeatedly until her Philosopher's Stone runs ou- Oh, wait, that's FMAB. I'm willing to to- *Pauses* (...Almost said something awkward.) -stab her, maybe shock her a few times.


Sukiru: Oh? Ah, something to do while that Skife person fixes my computers. *Begins tinkering with the Eternal Shot* ...Hm, I can see how this could be improved. It uses Aura, which naturally doesn't bode well with Rexial and myself, so I could probably change its power source, as well as...

Sora: *eating pie*

Riku: Er...wtf?

Lia: *sighs* Fine. *looking at the Eternal Shot*So, this looks like an assault pistol.

Rexial: ...Trust me, Lia, she won't buy the act. I'm gonna bet that she can sense your Aura, and that she'll see right through the ruse... And why not just exaggerate your relationship with Xavier? That would be almost as effective. And there's another option, but I WILL NOT pursue that unless absolutely necessary. It'd be the best course of action I can think of, but it, uh... kinda would hurt my manly pride. And be awkward. Any other ideas?

Riku: Sora, where the hell did that pie come from?

Sora: The sidewalk. *vomits* *continues eating*

Riku: Sora, you're disgusting.

Jack Sk: Has anyone seen my pie?

Sora: *pie explodes in face* Ow...

Riku: Impossible logic, go...
<back at the house>
Cyrus: Nope.

Emil: *shakes head*

Jack Sk: And that children is why we dont eat strange pies we find on the sidewalk... or take candy from strangers it might explode to

<Fhow? How did he know that? Sora's in an alternate reality.>

Sammy: We could assassinate her...

-kirsten's mind-

Kirsten*: Why couldn't i...

Kirsten's mom: Because you haven't let go. *turns into a replica of her* I've become a part of you. Every thought you ttace to me. In a sense, I've become you. You need to let go. *lunges at Kirsten, knocking her down*

Kirsten: Gah! *gets up* I cant fight you!

Riku: Isn't that what we're trying to do anyway?