TITAL 2: Why did It Take Me So Long To Do This?

Athez: Making pancakes using my power over magnetism to speed things up and do multiple things at once! *plates float towards pans, collecting pancakes and distributing them to Joy, Fia, and him* Anyone else want some?

Ulmes: Yeah sure.

Alexei: *Simply raises his left index finger*

I wondered whether I should just kill them. They were annoying. idiots annoyed me. Then I decided murder would probably not be a good idea. Ignoring the question Athez had left on the air, I turned my back and walked away.
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Cyrus: What's up with him?

Emil: I don't know. Never met him before.

Athez: *eating, snaps finger and two plates with pancakes float to the four of them*

Cyrus: Huh? Oh, thanks!

Emil: Yeah!

Both: *start eating*

Ulmes and Alexei: *Give Athez confused looks, but trying not to be rude, they keep their mouths shut*

Ulmes: *Answering Cyrus' question* Well when you and I were talking to him, he was slightly vindictive. *Chuckles* I just think he doesn't have good people skills. Give him time.

Alexei: Yes. Give him time. *Seemingly talking to, and about, himself*

Ulmes: *Startled by Alexei's sudden ability to talk again, just watches at him, wide-eyed with curiosity*

Dokuja: *in everyone's head* Time won't fix anything!
<I'd have written that like I have been, but it seemed like a waste of time.>
Cyrus: I get the feeling he's always been like that. But yeah, I'll give him some time. He'll warm up.

Dokuja: No I won't!

Ulmes: Kill him with kindness.

Alexei: *Staring off into space*

Cyrus: *laughs* Kindness? Nah, I'll just annoy the crap out of him.

Sammy: We meet up with the others.

Riku: Anything?

Xiruk: No...nothing yet. Kinda hard to get a good lock on this one, since I never came into direct contact with it...it wasn't purely Dark, though, either, so I can't even try to look for that...

Sora: *to Sammy* So, do you have any idea where mister Lord-of-All might be hiding?

Athez: Sorry! * gives Alexei and Ulmes pancakes*

Sammy: Probably near Onrac. The others may be at Zemio by now.

Xiruk: ...Got it! *pulls off blindfold* This way! *runs in the direction of "The Overlord"*

Riku: Follow him. He's never been wrong yet!

Sora: *nods* Let's go!
<see? Being overpowered and screwing with stuff isn't exactly what we call "good plot" Case in point, Xiruk just shortened your plot point by about 100 posts.>

Sammy: Damn Xiruk, that's really good!

-the team bumps into The Closeminded-

The Closeminded: Well... look's like we have some imperfections!

Sammy: Oh great, the fatass. What are YOU gonna do, kill us for your "master" race?

The Closeminded: *slams Sammy into a tree, enters his Core Demon form*

Jessie: Hey, fatty! *knocks him down*

Sammy: Damnit! Jessie, look out. This guy hits harder than normal.

Ohanzee:*leaves the room and heads to the main room* I hope Minato is in the main room.*enters the main room and sees Minato* Hey Minato can you get me to this address by your MC.*shows him the address*

*Ulmes and Alexei finish their pancakes*

Ulmes: So what's the plan for the day guys?

*Drakus is now sticking out of the back of the Closeminded's head.*

Rexial: Biatch, just lay down and die. You'll NEVER get closer to perfection than me! *Pulls out his blade, then flips back and has Yogosha cast Zio on the open wound.*

<Technically, that would kill any living thing... but, since I'd rather not steal the whole show, I won't insist that you follow logic here.>

Athez: Well, I was planning on starting an upside down ballet of doom with the silverware dancing for the chance to electrocute the losers till they melt and then using the remains to form a statue of a gecko with a peg-leg drinking Coka-Cola. *smiles innocently*

Ulmes: Mmhmm.....*Looking to the others* anyone less crazy have a normal idea?

Minato: *holds his head* Sorry... I'm feeling something incredibly idiotic.

Space Core: *is summoned* SSSSSSPPPPPPPAAAAAACCCCCEEEE!!!!!! *flies off*

Minato: What. The. Hell?

-Meanwhile-

Xavier: Let's keep moving. Rexial can deal with him. * walks on*

Ohanzee: Ummm ok that was weird, but can you do me that favor.

<last post for me>

Rexial: 'Aight, I'll deal with this fat f***er. I'll just kill him off before he can respond...

*Walls of darkness rise around the Closeminded, then sprout blades. The blades shoot between the walls, shredding the obese man trapped between them.*

Rexial: If he's not dead as a doornail now, I'll eat my own hair.

Athez: Sorry about that. I have to do or say something insane every so often or I will actually go insane. *shrugs*

Ulmes: Yeah about that....HEY LOOK A NICKEL! *Runs out of room*

Alexei:*shrugs* I thought it was a good idea. *strolls out of kitchen, following Ulmes*

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