Org. XIV (story)

Erntxt continued to chase the mercenary throughout the castle until he arrived at the Gray Area. "Dead end. I know you're in here."

Before he could continue, he heard a loud bang from behind him and turned just in time to deflect a bullet headed directly for his legs. As he turned he found Wayne standing at the entrance of the room, holding a smoking gun and wearing what appeared to be shuko spikes on his hands.

"I thought you said you were of ammo."

"No I didn't. I just said I like to get things done quick."

"Well, then let's get this over with, shall we?"

"I doubt that you downed X-Sigma with a single bolt, and he didn't seem the type to fake it. He just seemed like an arrogant, evil bastard with ludicrous powers. I'm starting to wonder how he could have gotten so powerful. I like to imagine that he suddenly acquired them, and DIDN'T do what most of us did: Fight for our lives."

Xeromus handed Zane a box. "Those are PDAs. Pass them out to any members you see who don't already have one. And if you see Nathan, tell him to stop downloading applications. These PDAs are not quite the same as iPhones, and don't have the same memory space or processing power. One of these could have a meltdown if one played too many games on it."



Aleri was handed a bag. "Alright, ice cream for everybody. I really thought I'd tricked you guys into letting me pay... Oh, well. Why don't we all hang out? Today's kinda warm, considering how late in the year it is. Do you guys know anywhere to hang out?"

<A can of spam>

<XD

But seriously. Oh, and you hinted it was Xion's room. Which had a drawer.>

Daniel opened the drawer, and he found....


Trexksyl!

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"Oh!" Zane caught the heft box. "Sure thing chief. I'm on my way!" He said walking out the room.

<It could just as easily have been Xigbar. Or Xemnas. Or Xaldin.>
Daniel jumped. "What are you doing in my drawer? And since when do I have one?"
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Dispatch called over his shoulder, "Continue the mission, there's no reason to abort."

<Daniel is number XIV.
Xion is number XIV.
The Castle That Never Was.
Room XIV.
Begins with an X.
Kingdom Hearts view. (Roxas or Xion's rooms only)
Daniel can't remember.

It's definitally Xion's room.

Which had a drawer.>

"Sleeping" She yelled with a smile. "I do have to keep an eye on you...."

Her face was stern and confident. No one could ev-

"G'NIGHT-SLEEPTIGHT-DON'TLETTHEBEDBUGSBITE!"

Never mind. >_>

Trexksyl closed her eyes, which she said she needed to keep on Daniel.

"Oh..." She sat up in the drawer, she pulled up her black coated sleeve, and took off a black bracelet, and hid it under her pillow. Then rested her head on her pillow.

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White smirked.

"You made the right choice, Dispatch". He then ran back up with Dispatch, they made their way to a small, but roomy circular area. A light post brightening up, and allowed them to clearly see the several Soilder Heartless pop out from their darkness spray. Their armor and helmets clanking together.


Mobile - http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=Z2mgTXRnEh4
Desktop - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2mgTXRnEh4

White chuckled. "Bring it, Soilders. I am your Commander. Now drop and give me Hearts!"

He slides his arm to downward, summoning the blade. The blade went through his short sleeve. White then ripped the sleeve.

"Come on!" White was way over cofident he didn't realize. "....hold up. We don't have Keyblades".

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Zane was walking through the halls. "Hmm...who to first...Ah!" Zane reached into the box and took a PDA. "Thank you, Zane! You're welcome, Zane!"

What about me? Nazex said.

"Oh, we'll share. There's not enough".

Nazex then grumbled something.

Zane chose to ignore. He then entered the room where Sally was. "Hey, baby". He then place the PDA on the counter and walked out. He was so creeped out when she just stood there motionless.

"Next...Siks, Kotank, and Susan...where are they?" He then place a PDA in each of their rooms.

"Hmm...now the boobies. I MEAN, NOOBIES!" He went into both Maxgan, (Lexaxa?) and the other noob's room, and gave them PDAs. All motionless. Just like Sally.

"What, is it THAT time of the month! Haha-haha-HAHAHAHA! Oh, but now Lance...where is he?" He went into the room and place the PDA on the bed.

He continued until PDA was gone. The members were either gone or motionless.

"Oh, yeah! Nathan....probably on a mission".

Zane checked his PDA, Nathan had one too, so the GPS could tell him where he was, and his status.

Aleri: Day off. Current position unknown.
White: On a Mission w/ Dispatch and Nathan. Current Position: Port Royal.
Nathan: On a Mission w/ Dispatch and White. Current Position: Castle Asylum.
Xeromus: Recovering.

"Wait, he's here?"

Zane made his way to Nathan's room and opened it up.

"Het, Nathan! Who's he? Anyways, Boss man stop downloading so many games. Something about it might blow up, or something".

Dude! Nathan supposed to he on a mission! He ditched White and Dispatch!

Zane could not hear.

<We don't know for certain that Roxas and Xion were the ONLY ones with a view of KH. Also, why has nobody in TCTNW reacted to the sound of a gunshot?>

Zane felt something... fuzzy on the top of his head. Whatever it was, it was lightly scratching his head. A chill ran down his spine as a deep voice whispered in his ear, "Hello, child."

Zane fell right to the ground. "OHFUDGEHOLYSNOT!" He turned around saw....

<Does anyone else notice how I keep the diologue E10+, or Teen?>

Nathan looked at the (thing) on Zane's head. 'I'll just get it upgraded at our local Heartizon...Also, I don't know what that thing is. Don't let it possess you or anything."

Kotank laughed at his friend's surprise. "I am one sick ****."

<Kotank would crush Zane.... >.>

Nathan LOL'd at Kotank. "Good one." Nathan said.

<It was his paw. >.> >

"Gracias, Nataniel."

<Heartsizion? Skazza, you clever bastard, you never stop being so clever.>

khfreak358 wrote:<It was his paw. >.> >

"Gracias, Nataniel."

<Thank god. >_>>

Zane was gasping for air.

"Yeah....I have to admit....and you don't wanna get in a prank war with me! Speaking of which, you owe me 20 Munny for using spit in the DNA-thing!"

A random guy named Nataniel appeared. "What the fu--BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBOOOBOOOOOBOOOOOOM" Nataniel yelled and proceeded to blow up.
Nathan used his fire powers to stop the explosion from killing the three. "Sucks to be that guy... You told him thank you, too." Nathan said.

<Thank you Whats_Up. I love making parodies of names. :p>

"Alright, A) I already payed you. TWICE. B) It was 10. And C) Do not challenge me."

Zane stood up, dusting himself off.

"What? Don't challenge YOU! Bring it, furball! I've been in Prank Wars before I could read!" In reality, that was true, however, he couldn't read until he was 7.

"I'm sure you have," said Kotank.

Nick shook his head, "No way, that's the WORST reason to go easy on someone. Sure, maybe giving a girl a little respect is good but treating her like she's weaker? Please, I'm no moron."

"Well, I'm outta here. Nathan, listen to your superior. Kotank, be careful".

Zane slowly walk out, tapping Kotank on the shoulder.

Oh, wait, freaking ninja. Can't go back down....well, since Nathan was fighting him, he probably was his friend

Zane was walking in the halls, when he passed Kotank's room. A smirk crossed his face. He ran into the room and picked up the PDA.

"Okay, Settings, General, Personal Infornation".

"Profile Picture: Kotank in the shower wearing a shower-cap. (Photoshop)
Name: Scrotty McBoogerBalls.
Age: 87 I think?
Sex: Yes.
Eyes: Puke green.
Size: Check my pants! ;3
Likes: Susan, Sally, and all other female members. Even R. Some of the guys. Maybe.
Dislikes: Cool stuff. That includes Zane.
Original World: Big Stupid Giant Town.

Notes: I like garbage. Please put ALL your garbage on the front of my door"

Zane laughed as he read it off.

"Not done....it's not pranky enough".

Zane smirked.

<...who said anything about room XIV? And other characters are forgettable. Also...just because they share a number does NOT mean they share anything else. In other words, your "hints"...I was not even thinking of. Besides, I didn't even REMEMBER his number.>

Daniel sighed. Kids were...interesting, to say the least.
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Dispatch replied, "I'm assuming that's why Nathan came along. But y'know what, the hell with him. We can always kill them again, too." He leapt into the group, wiping out many in a single strike.

"Okay, I don't quite trust Zane alone at the moment, so I'm gonna go... I don't know *h** on his mom's face."

Kotank walked out of the room. When he passed by his own room, he noticed the door was open. Figures. He walked in and found Zane messing around on his PDA. Kotank simply walked over and picked Zane up by the back of his shirt collar. "I warned you." He took the PDA from Zane's hands and looked at the screen. "How is this picture embarassing? I'm wearing more clothes than I usually do. And where did you get it, I don't own a shower cap?"

"Uh huh. Charging headlong into me without care of damage you'd take. If that isn't taking it easy on me, I don't know what is," Archer snorted as she finished her scones. "Ah... breakfast. Such a simple task that I've long forgotten..." she sighed dreamily. "I've already told them to prepare lunch so let's get that hunting thing over before lunchtime."

"Hmm. You got a point with that one...." Said Zane still off the ground, just casual. "Didn't think that through....it's a good thing I thought of this though. I put glue on the back of it. And you got some furry hands, I know, you just scared me with them twice".

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"Right" the boy in white said. He took his blade and
ran and sliced down two.

<The reason should be because the castle IS HUGE AS F***, and usually members would be asleep by now. I'll have a member show if you want, khfreak.>

Dispatch thought, Gotta perfect that technique. Now's as good a place as any to try it!f After all, everything here's really weak. "Shi no Ichigeki!" He blasted away a good third of the group with the attack.

<My Japanese sucks. I assume it said "White Thunderbolts".>

<Means something like Death-blow. It's in his bio.>