TITAL 2: Why did It Take Me So Long To Do This?

Sora: *deflects rock*

Riku: I thought it through enough. See, while you were messing around with Sora--

Sora: Eeew.

Riku: Shut up. While you were messing around with Sora, I filled the room with Hydrogen gas. *pulls out lighter* One false move and we all go up in smoke.

Aleri: *Eyeroll* You'll burn too. And there's something you didn't think about. *Rock fazes back through Aleri... but this time, he hits it with Zero/One, breaking off a small chunk of it and sending hurtling with the same force(which means it has extremely high velocity) as the boulder, straight for Riku's hand* This. *Flickers behind Riku*

Riku: *dodges rock* Think I don't know? That's why I said we ALL burn. You wanna take that move back?

Aleri: Why would I do that? Especially... when you can't even use that lighter. Omnilock disabled Items, too. It doesn't matter how illogical it is, it wo't work. 'Sides, it's not like I'd get hurt by something so mundane as fire... You'd burn the place down, hurt yourself and all the other people here, but I'd be just fine. Seems like a dumb move, doesn't it? Now then... *Points Zero/One at Riku* ...Admit defeat or I'll beat you 'til you can't beg for mercy.

Riku: Mmmm...I don't think so. *throws lighter to Sora* disable my items if you want, but it's too late now. Use it!

Sora: But he said--

Riku: He's bluffing!

Sora: Okay, if you say so...*flicks lighter*

*house explodes in fire*

Aleri: *Magically contains the flames to Sora* While YOU were busy flapping your gums (and I was distracting you with words) I moved all the Hydrogen into two clouds: One around Sora, one around you. I'm a Mage, and the most basic thing for Mages is fire. did you think it would work? And now Sora is burning alive. Well, he'll live, but... *Darker expression* ...now it's your turn to burn in your own little corner of Hell. *Casts Fire3 into the Hydrogen cloud around Riku, containing the resulting flames to only him*

Riku: *not even sweating* I...don't think so. *Strike Raids*

Sora: *casts Aeroga* Did you really think it'd matter if I got burned?

Aleri: It was mostly to redirect the flames. It hurts you guys a little in the process, even if it's an inconsequential 20 HP damage. By the way...


Sukiru: *Raises Hax to 30%*



Aleri: ...*Catches the Strike Raid and crushes WttD in his hand, shattering and unsummoning it* You suck. Even if you don't feel it, even with Hax, oyu've just taken the brunt of a Fire3 augmented by your own trap, and I stopped you from burning down the house. *Zero/One is replaced by TELOS* Why would yo do that!? You'd rather let Kiel and Xeci die as this house burns than admit that I have you beaten!? You stubborn d***head!

Riku: *resummons WttD* Well, no. See, there's this thing called EVERYONE HERE KNOWS ENOUGH MAGIC TO NOT DIE. Not to mention, that wasn't an attack, just a way to dispel the flames. That, and you don't have me beat. Nobody beats me. *Eats a bagel* Especially not the king of punching bags. Look, Al, I don't get beat. Sora, the slideshow, if you please.

Sora: Sure! *starts a mini-movie*
<Movie>
Narrator: So, I'm sure you believe you can beat Riku.

Riku: *appears on screen*

Narrator: Well, you can't. You see, he is a wielder of the Keyblade. Therefore, the creator gives him hax. Because of these hax, he can summon a Keyblade through whatever bullsh*t reason the creator thinks up, especially since it doesn't use magic.

Riku: *summons Keyblade with a magiclock*

Narrator: Also, locking down his magic and items together will not result in Riku's defeat, as the Keyblade's power can unlock anything, and can do so of its own free will.

WttD: *pulls out of Riku's hand and shoots at him*

Riku: *throws a grenade off the side of the screen*

Narrator: If a physical attack barrier of any sort is used, there is also Riku's alternative of summoning a Dark Corridor to send the target to a far off universe where Dark Corridors are unusable, as are those of light.

Riku: *DCs dark shape to alternate universe*

Narrator: However, Riku dislikes doing this unless he is backed into a corner, as he considers it to be overpowered.

Riku: *shrug*
</movie>
Riku: Care to give up now?

Kiel: *Snore* I dunno any magiiiiic... zzzzZZZzzzz...
Aleri: *Flickers behind Riku*

*Everything goes black for a second before TELOS erupts from Riku's chest*

Aleri: **** you. No amount of Hax can stop a giant key through your upper body from causing damage. And guess what?



...The king of punching bags just owned you.


Aleri: The fact that I, being the king of punching bags, just countered everything you sent my way and managed to do this... even though you'll live, thanks to Hax, you've just been put to shame. Who will ever take you seriously again? Even if you were t do the same to me, all that means is you beat up a punching bag. Your rep is dead.

Riku: Al...why are you talking to the projection screen?

Sora: I don't even think he knows.
<That's right, Neb. I never said the movie screen turned off.>
Riku: Should I just DC him out of here?

Sora: Go ahead.

Riku: *DCs Al to a no-hax dimension*

Aleri: *Obliterates DC as it forms, stopping it from taking effect* Now then, where were we? Oh yes, why you suck. You have no character here. You're just an annoying, overpowered asshole, you have no plot outside of the games, all you ever do is get high on whatever you can find, and you also forget important details like little six-year-old(?) girls being unable to use magic. I stopped your most OP move with my sheer power. Seriously, that's how it worked. My aura negated your DC. Man, when the hell did you turn from this... *Holds up a copy of Kingdom Hearts II* ...to this? *gestures at Riku*



-Rexial's Castle-

Rexial: *Shadowmelds in, humming* ...Hang on, who the hell are you?
Sukiru: D: (Curses, I thought I wouldn't be interrupted.) Er, I'm just another, uh... it's not important. I'm just borrowing your TV.
Rexial: Oh, that's cool. 'Course, they only have one channel each. ...Hey, those weren't working before! There was serious interference or something, maybe a barrier blocking it...
Sukiru: Oh, I just... well, messed with it a little. Point is, now you can see what they're up to... Mind if I stick around? The King of Idiots and the King of Punching Bags are having a fight. I don't want to get involved, and I do not know where else to hang out.
Rexial: Sure, I don't live here anyway.

<Too lazy to read 4 pages... Anything concerning me?>

<Not that I know. I think two pages of it was Al fighting Riku.>

Aleri: It's so sad... Meh. How does that even work, creating a DC to a realm that does not allow DCs? Wouldn't it be unable to open on the other side, preventing you from being thrown in in the first place? Bah, this whole debacle is ludicrous. *Unsummons TELOS and removes Vanish and OmniLock* We're getting nowhere. I'm not winning OR getting beaten up, so it's a lose-lose situation! I swear, I'm not fighting anybody as stubborn as YOU again, Riku. Still... I did manage to make my theory plausible. I didn't get a scratch on m- *Impaled by Way to the Dawn* -...eeeee...*Collapses, bleeding severely*

<Apology for minor character control, but I feel it's what you would've done anyway.>
<On a separate note, I feel that we abbreviate things too much. It sounds kinda... confusing sometimes. Plus, "WttD" just has no ring to it. "Way to the Dawn", now THAT sounds like something to kill people with.>

Riku: *pulls Keyblade out of Al* Around the time I moved into this house.

Sora: Besides, the last thing he got high on was legit.

Riku: If illegal.

Aleri: That makes... sense... Bleh. *Unconscious*
Kiel: ZZZzzzzznzzzzI'll... run a distraction...zzzZZZZZzzzz... zzzzZZZStockeZZZzzzzz... Get... ZZZzzzzRoschzzzZZZzzzz... safely...

<Hi>

<Shadow! ^_^ Even though I haven't been around long enough to know you, it's nice to see you. ...Why do I feel like a newb now? Bleeeeeh...>

Aleri: Bleeeeeh...
Kiel: *zzzzzZZZSnorezzzzzzz...*

<How've you been, SW? Good to see you back.>

<Hello, all. Nice to see you back, Shadow.>

Minato: *opens DC and allows Orpheus and Ven to follow him through, Orpheus carrying Rinoa*

-Meanwhile-

Namine: *exits house* What the hell are you guys doing? And why is Aleri bleeding out on the ground?

< Because compared to Admin, Draco, Shadow and myself you are Nebula >

Aleri: Got stabbed... Losing blood... Used up all my MP in a stupid fight with a stupid person...

Namine: Let me guess, Riku? *castsd Curaga on Aleri*

Aleri: *Stands up* Y-yeah. I would've won, too, if the stupid screen weren't in the way. Woulda run him through... Man, this sucks. Even though I'm stronger than him, better at Magic, smarter, faster... There shouldn't even be any contest! Bah, I hate this reality. I have next to no friends, I get beaten up for no damn reason, I can't do jack**** to help people, and nothing makes sense! Ugh...

Sammy: Glad I can trust some people with this me and Sierra thing. Riku, what should I do with the sextape of me and sierra that I stole from you?