TITAL 2: Why did It Take Me So Long To Do This?

Yukari: Either get a room or I reverse the Lovers Arcana and make you two hate eachother for life... *crosses her arms*
Atonmix: Agreed.

Terra: Cast!

Joe: Pudding!

Terra: What the ****?!

*pudding appears in the sky and covers everything but Joe*

Riku and Sora: *walk back from the moom*

Sora: Pudding? On these Islands? I think not. Water! *ocean floods and removes pudding*

Terra: *has been hiding in an earth shield since Joe cast Pudding*

Ven: I can top that! Jello! *Sora is incased in a block of jello*

Cissnei: Yes, jello. *holds up a plate of jello, then eats it*

Irono: *gets a room with Nollie* *continues to make out with Nollie*

Sora: I wasn't trying to top anything. *eats a hole in the jello to step out of* I was just trying to was away the water.

Riku: Dude, finish most of your Jello! *eats all of the Jello that doesn't have sand on it*

Terra: I'll get the rest.

Riku:

Terra: I'm not going to eat it...Mega Flare! *jello melts and then evaporates*

Chloe:*picks up a random microphone* Yes,it's EVAP-O Jell-O!!! For $10.99 you can own your own EVAP-O Jell-O!!! Just call 1-800-EVAP-OJell!!! That number again is 1-800-EVAP-OJell!!! Hurry and order yours today!!!



Aqua:

Ven: You do realize that jello is mostly water right Chloe?
Namine: *facepalm*

Terra: I'm just gonna go out on a limb here and say this: *facepalm*

Chloe: But THEY don't know that!!!

Aqua:*dieing on the floor from laughter*

Terra: You two, go...do something.

Sora: Us? *indicates self and Riku*

Riku: Why?

Terra: Just do it?

Sora and Riku: Why?

Terra: *impatient* Get out.

Sora: No.

Terra: *punches Sora*

Sora: *unconscious*

Terra: You, *indicates Riku Joe and Dispatch* get him to a hospital, I think I fractured his skull. Now!

Riku Joe and Dispatch: Yes sir! *drag Sora to hospital*

Terra: Finally. And Chloe? *facefist*

Ven: Wow... just... wow...
Atonmix: That was extremly stupid excuse to get them to leave... we could've healed him on the spot...

Chloe:OUCHY!!! What was that for?


Aqua:*starts laughing even harder*

Ven: Chloe... are you advertising this crap to the *censor*?
<creators>

<...Terra: *facefist* means Terra facefist himself. like facepalm, but more.>

Terra: Oh, you shut up. Can your measly Diaga or whatever heal a fractured skull? Or do skulls not get fractured where you come from?

Riku Joe and Dispatch: *arrive*

Terra: Sora at the hospital?

Riku: Yep.

Terra: Okay then. *throws Aquos Heroicus and Dispatch into the water*

Dispatch: You son of a *****! I can't swim!

Joe: *resummons his keyblade* Really? *dives in to get Dispatch*

Terra: Swim harder! I threw him pretty far!

Atonmix: Actually it can... and it's called diaharan thanks... though I guess you could call it that...

Terra: I wasn't aware that your world had such a thing as a fractured skull.

Riku: So. Pu-

Terra: Try it. See what happens.

Riku: Gel-

Terra:

Riku: uh...Cheese!

Terra: What?! *world gets covered in cheese*

Riku: Yeah, everything's covered with cheese but me! Hey what's that dome?

Terra: *opens earth shield dome* Don't make me go all Terranort on your ass!

Riku: Try it. I'll just go all Rikunort on yours.

Terra: Okay, then, it's on! *becomes Terranort* Feel the power! Come Guardian! *the guardian appears*

Riku: It's on like stink on cheese! *becomes Rikunort* Heal this! Come Guardian! *the guardian appears*

Joe: *from the water* There are 2 guardians!?

Cissnei: *appears out of nowhere* First, Firaga! *burns all the cheese* Then, CAKE! *everything but Cissnei, Aqua and Chloe get covered in a layer of cake* Eat up.
<I don't know what just happened. I guess I'm just feeling nice towards girls today>

Ven: Cake? *scoops up some of the melted cheese and puts it on top* Look! I made CHEESEcake!
Atonmix: *eats the rest of the cake* Got anything else?

Cissnei: Some of that was for Aqua! Anvil! *drops anvil on Atonmix's head* Now, MEATBALLS! *rains meatballs* *offers plate of meatballs to Aqua and Chloe* You want sauce with your meatballs?

Terranort: *hiding in earth dome*

Rikunort: *sheltered by his Guardian* Shall we continue?

Terranort: Like I need your permission. *blue shockwave attack*

Rikunort: I think not. *Dark Firaga*

Terranort: Oh, okay! *Dark Volley*

Rikunort: *renewal block* That the best you can do? *Guardian grab*

Terranort: ... *Guardian punches Riku's guardian out*

Atonmix: *is knocked unconsious*
Yukari: Hey! Diaharan! *heals Atonmix*
Atonmix: *rubs head* THAT was most definitely a skull fracture...

Terranort: *guardian facepalms* Giant Meteor Attack! *stupid meteor thing*

Rikunort: Oh, Son of a- *smashed by 10 meteors of death*

Terranort: Yeah, **** you!

Cissnei: Stop fighting! Dual Anvils! *drops anvils on Terranort and Rikunort* Marinara Sauce! *rains marinara sauce, covers all the meatballs* *scoops up and eats some meatballs covered in marinara sauce* Meatball subs for everybody!

Terranort: *earth shield*

Rikunort: *overpowered Defense* Shall we continue?

Terranort: Let's. *Magical alternate dimension*

Rikunort: Big mistake! *runs to where Terra is in BBS* Wait, why aren't you here?! You're supposed to be here so I can Dual Limit!

Terranort: Except I'm in control this time. *Dark Homing Orbs at Rikunort*

Rikunort: Then how I get out of here?!

Terranort: You have to hit me. I wish you luck. *teleporting*

Rikunort: Oh, **** you.

<Bear in mind I haven't beaten KH1 yet. Those stupid Heartless keep makin me fall off the tower on HB revisit. Stuck there. So point is, I'm going purely off what I know Rikunort can do in KH2 and Days, with a bit of borrowing from Terranort because they essentially have the same power>