TITAL 2: Why did It Take Me So Long To Do This?

<He doesn't even USE the guardian in KH1 so no worries there>

Norio: O_O *scoops up meatballs into sub bun* Cheese, small scale! *covers sub with cheese* Want some, Josephine?
Josephine: You know I do. *eats sub with Norio*
Sally: I declare that meatballs are too messy on a bun. Let it ring that from this point on, forever while there are meatballs and sauce upon the sanitary ground, it shall rain noodles of every shape and form! Ravioli! *ravioli rains from sky* Rigatoni! *rigatoni rains from sky* Fettucine! *fettucine rains from sky* *does this with every type of pasta* My work here is done. *scoops spaghetii and meatballs onto plate*

Cissnei: Giant meatballs and spaghetti! *creates giant plate of giant spaghetti and meatballs, starts eating* Come help me!

Saïx: *DCs in with family* Well, here we are, let's find somplace to-*sees spaghetti and meatballs everywhere* Well, I was gonna use my credit card, but, okay! *dives into spaghetti* *eats 5 lbs. Of S&MB*
Sai: Daddy's silly.
Xisa: I know he is, my little Saisai. You inherited a lot from your mother.
Josephine: *has sauce all over face* Aw! He's so cute!
Sai: Ah! Mommy! It's a zombie! *hides behind mother*
Xisa: It's okay, honey, she's just covered in sauce. *grabs plate, starts eating S&MB* Eat up, honey.
Sai: Okay. *eats S&MB*

Genesis: *peforms skydive into S&MB, starts eating* WOOHOO! THANKS, CISSNEI!

Sally: You can thank Cissnei for the meatballs, but I can take the pasta away just as quickly as I made it appear. *starts to suck pasta back up into clouds*

Vincent: *quadruple backflip McTwist into S&MB* Mmmm... meatballs.

Starblade: *eats giant meatball* Shredder! *shreds another meatball into mince, dips it in sauce, puts it on a plate with spaghetti and serves it to Saïx, Xisa and Sai* Dinner is served.

Nexus: *impales a meatball on one of his lances and eats it* Mmmmmm.

Angeal: *slowly eating meatball in corner*

Cissnei: Spaghetti! *rains spaghetti to replace the spaghetti Sally sucked up*

Atonmix: *eats all of the S&MB remaining still without gaining a single pound of wieght*

Nexus: Stop eating everything, Atonmix.

Cissnei: Small-scale! *small spaghetti and meatballs spell*

<Rikunort has all powers of Ansem SoD. I don't mean Dark Riku. I mean Rikunort. So are you trying to tell me Ansem SoD doesn't use the guardian in KH1? Cuz I know for a fact that's bullcrap>

Terranort: Lolmeteors attack! *meteors rain down*

Rikunort: I counter! Lol Meateors attack! *meat rains down*

Terranort: I block your damageless attack so I can Counter Hammer you! *does so* Lick mine!

Rikunort: Creep.

Terranort: I meant my skittles. Literally. *reverts* You fail.

Rikunort: *reverts* I'm still stronger than you.

Terra: Hey, isn't there supposed to be a tournament on, like right now?

Atonmix: Sorry this is why I cook... I tend to have a LARGE appetite.
<Oh... thought you meant Riku himself. As for Ansem SoD, yeah he's annoying as ****>

<More annoying than the Dragon? I doubt it.>

Riku: Mix, did you do something?

Terra: I think he should be obese by now.

Sora: *enter* So, I'm back. What's with the fat joke?

Joe: *walks out carrying Dispatch* Atonmix ate a lot and didn't get heavier.

Nexus: OK then. Why didn't you say so? Cissnei.

Cissnei: Ultimate-scale! *giant storm of spaghetti and meatballs* Divider *splits the S&MB in two, giving half to Atonmix* Eat to your hearts content, Atonmix

Irono: *has been making out with Nollie this entire time* *stops* You know that I love you with all of my he- wait. *checks name* Nope. No X. -art, right?

<not quite, though his Guardian and Dark Aura like attack are the most annoying>
Atonmix: I have a massive metabolism due to my Wild Card potential... Think of it as eating for about 22 people.

Nexus: That explains it. Pizza! *rains pepperoni pizzas* *eats a piece*

Genesis: *impales pizza on sword, chucks it up and eats it whole.*

Saïx: *pizza falls onto his spaghetti* Hmm? *tries* Mmm! *devours*

Starblade: *sickle splits into four pieces* Slice! *slices pizza into eight pieces and eats one*

Saïx: Eat! *devours 10 pounds of pizza&S&MB*
Norio and Josephine: *have almost finished whole sub* *finish* *kiss* *make out* *fall into spaghetti and pizza*

Nexus: Foodfight! *chucks a meatball at Saïx, hitting him in the side of the head*

Riku: Sure, why not? *brings meatballs to life*

Evil Meatball: Grrrr! *tries to eat Terra*

Terra: Holy ****! That's not what food fight means!

Riku: So what? It's funny as hell!

<I'm not joking, what happened to the tourney? If all else fails, we can postpone Reaper's match.>

*epic rock song "Play With Me" comes on in background*
Saïx: *stretches tongue to side of head* So that's how you wanna play it? Okay! *brings out tiny meatball cannon* *stuffs meatball into cannon* *shoots cannon at Nexus*
Norio and Josephine: *are still making out on the ground*
Sally: *equips Casual Gear* There! Now it's a food fight! *throws pizza at Terra*

Terra: Alright if that's how you want to play! *ducks* Heh! Now it's time for my ultimate food based attack! *brings dirt to life* Eat worm food! *dirt forces itself down Sally's throat*

Evil Meatball: *eats Terra*

Terra: *Brutal Blast*

Meatball: *dies from explosion*

Terra: **** you, Evil Meatball.

Riku: You killed my meatball! You must DIE! *Rikunort*

Terra: Lolno. *summons more dirt*