TITAL 2: Why did It Take Me So Long To Do This?

Irono: Uh, Nollie, how are you carrying that much weight?
Saïx: Aww, I'm grown again! I just wanted tobe a baby so that all I had to do was eat, and sleep, and poop in my pants, ya know, a simple life! And now, I'm a grown-up again!! *cries*

Diryax: You don't have to be a baby to do all that *changes Saix to an old man* there....

Ven: Have fun changing THAT diaper!!! *puts up a Refleja shield just in case*

Old Man Saïx: *in raspy voice* But, now, *cough* I have an old body which can barely do anything.... I'm sick of this.... *slowly changes back into baby*

Diryax: I never said I would... that's Nollie's problem..... hahahahahaha *runs off into ocean*

Baby Saïx: *yawns* *falls asleep in Nollie's arms*

Skife: *gives Saïx Haste, Slow, Stop, and Rewind materia* There you go. *materia fade into Saïx*
Now he can make people immortal, slow down their growth, speed up their growth and make their growth reverse. You guys are just lucky that they're not mastered. You can take down your shield now, Ven.

Fifeyux: *dashes over to saix* *steals all his materia* Materia!!! hahahahhahaha *dashes into DC*

Skife: *dashes through a DC, comes back with materia in one hand and Fifeyux, unconscious, by her hair in the other* That's for stealing Saïx's materia! *gives Saïx a bangle with the materia on it*

Saïx: Really? SWEET!!! My life has meaning! I'm gonna go get my job back! *DCs to TSTNW*

Fifeyux: *emerges through a DC above Skife* Hey give me back my replica and false materia!!! I need those to carry out my materia stealing plan....OOPS!!! *Throws a smoke bomb and disappears*

Diryax: Awwww silly saix...your still a baby!!! No job for you!!!

Riku: Hey look, death!

Sora: where?!

Riku: *Stabs Sora with Keyblade* Right there. Sora's an idiot.

Arosx and Roxas: *appear then re-fuse*

Sora: I love *censor*armor.
<plotarmor>

Ven: That... was just stupid. *facepalm*

Sora: And this whole *censor* isn't?
<RolePlay>
Riku: Sora. Never dis the *censor*
<see earlier>
Sora: Why not?

Riku: Because I see more death.

Sora: Where? *looks over shoulder*

Riku: Right here. *stabs Sora*

Arosx and Roxas: *appear and refuse again*

Sora: I love *censor*armor.

Ven: Sora without that *censor* armor of yours. You would be dead now...
Namine: Twice.

Sora: I know. That's why I like it. Wait...Hang on a sec. Riku, stab me again.

Riku: Why? Your *censor*armor will just save you again.

Sora: I know, just do it.

Riku: There's no point-

Sora: Just ****ing stab me!

Riku: Okay... *Is about to stab Sora with Soul Eater*

Sora: No, with your Keyblade!

Riku: *stabs Sora with WTTD*

Sora: *Watches* Yep, there's two of them. Here you go! *throws Ven's heart at him* I figured as much. *replaces his heart*

Riku: What was the...Y'know what? Never mind.

Irono: Well, now that the baby's gone... *makes out with Nollie*

Terra: I'll just make no comment and leave. *goes to Land of Departure*

Dispatch: You couldn't have done that in front of him? I mean, it's Saïx.

Irono: *is still making out* *is completely oblivious to anything else*

Terra: Time for *becomes Terranort*

Terranort: Darkness!

Terra: Not now.

Terranort: *Becomes Terra*

Terra: *strike Raid right between the Irono and Nollie*

<I made another alt. He's my 3rd alt. yay for 3rd alts>

Irono: *is protected along with Nollie by a shield that is completely unbreakable by anything in existence*

All: ...

Riku: Time to defy the laws of physics. You coming Sora?

Sora: Sure.

Both: *walk to the moon*

Terra: I'm not even going to ask.

Joe and Dispatch: Good idea.

Aqua: Ugh,GET A ROOM!!!


Nollie: *stops making out* Your just jealous.


Aqua:No,really, just GET A FREAKIN ROOM!!!

Cissnei: Yeah, get a room, Nollie.

Sora: *on the moon* Hey Riku, how are we breathing?

Riku: *also on the moon* By defying the laws of physics.
<On Earth>
Terra: So.

Dispatch: So. Who wants pudding?

Terra: ...*shoves pudding in Dispatch's face*