So is everyone pissed at me?

*holds out hammer with HIS blood on it* We don't use this particular one anymore...

...Valflame. *incinerates the hammer leaving not even ash behind*

We must erase te evidence.

-claps- Kudos to you three. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

I was keeping that as a relic...

...Valflame. *incinerates gstol*

*regenerates using writing powers* Perfect Defence! *Paling + Magic Shield*

I have only heard stories of the beast named Sammy... Let's all hope his soul is in Tartarus now...

...Rally Spectrum. *All stats +4*

Rally Strength. *Strength +4*
Rally Speed. *Speed +4*
Rally Skill *Skill +4*
Rally Magic. *Magic +4*

Equip Brave Sword.

Ignis. *half of Magic Stat added to Strength stat*

Astra. *Attack five times for half damage each time*

*5x critical hits=7.5 times damage, Strength+8+1/2(Magic+8)*

Astra again. *5x Critical*

Astra again. *5x Critical*

Astra again. *5x Critical*

I believe I win, good sir. And that, by the way, is the largest damage output I can think of getting in Fire Emblem. Incidentally, that would be enough to take out the final boss of every single game in the series, I think.

*Paling makes me immune to physicals, and Magic Shield makes me immune to magical attacks* O RLY? Apocalypse. *ultimate spell*

Did I forget to mention I have equipped Nihil? Because that negates all of your skills. Also, three, two, one...LISSA! *is teleported away by Rescue Staff* I'm sorry, my Fire Emblem equipment is better in all regards than your whatever-the-hell-it-is magic.

FF against FE? I win, hands down.

*Warp'd behind gstol* Orly? Lethality. *Instant 1-shot kill*

If it's okay with you...or even if it's not, I claim victory.

*Paling stops Lethality* I can't be bothered with this. I'm going to Gizoogle some shiznit.

But I haz Nihil...It negates all your sh*t.

Unless you're a monkey, excrement is useless in a fight, Haar.


BAZINGA -runs off-

Nihil is a skill, which, in layman's terms, magically inflicts a status, which Magic Shield cancels, so... I win.

@Zelda

Nope. Magic is Fire, Elfire, Arcfire, Bolganone, Valflame, Wind, Elwind, Arcwind, Rexcalibur, Thunder, Elthunder, Arcthunder, Thoron, Flux, Nosferatu, Ruin, or Waste. Skills have completely passive effects. Nihil negates enemy skills. Lethality is a skill that affects my attack, which is why, under ordinary circumstances, it would not work. Nihil, however, causes it to work. Of course, if you're gonna continue on with your silly charade, I could always just use Ashera's Judgment, which uses the power of the goddess of order to turn you to stone where you stand. And, y'know the whole...goddess of order thing, kinda means it can't be blocked.

...Neo Almagest. *Sends Haar to Void*

*breaks out of the void using the power of Falchion*

B*tch, whatchu got now?!

I have... immunity. *immune to all statuses* Lol Ribbon.

*Shakes head* Sorry, Ribbon ain't as absolute as you'd like to believe. Plus, his attack isn't meant to inflict ailments. And you can't pull off the whole "I'm a badass because I wear a ribbon" look, so that minus %50 credibility, Gstol.

*Draws Excalibur, its inherent magic giving myself Auto-Haste* And to make your day worse, I have Knight skills, which break equipment. Of course, those just bounce off your shield... unless one of those skills is a specific, barrier/shield-breaking skill. Which it is.

...Yeah, I'mma side with Haar here. Also, I have Morrison.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbmCKT3XSAU

"I dwell amidst the abounding light of heaven!"
"Thou art expedate to the underworld!"
"Come forth! Thunder of the gods!"
"This ends HE-YAH! INDIGNATION!"

Hear those hammy, over-acted words, and you're dead, sorry. If Dhaos can't withstand Indignation, you probably can't. Not after that.

...Okay, so I needed an excuse to put that up. Sue me.

*phases out, then back in* Nice try, but I can teleport, 'member? Now, Imma just cast The End. *does so*

I win, as you both just died.

I don't understand 90% of the last few pages.

Same here man, same here...

Robofloozy wrote:I have only heard stories of the beast named Sammy... Let's all hope his soul is in Tartarus now...

Ive dealt with him. *shudders*

BUUt he is no longer a problem. Let's say he's... *ahem* doing Hermaus Mora's bidding.

Loljk he just got banned from RPG