TITAL 2: Why did It Take Me So Long To Do This?

Naxwsh: *sighs in relief* *hugs Diryax*

Diryax: *while hugging back looks xerna in the eyes, her own eyes quickly flash green and then return to normal*

Xerna: *grins* I'll let you two be alone for awhile. *walks out of the room*

Minato: Will do Cheif! *MCs*

Kain: What shall we do while we wait for our directions?

Sora: *shrugs*

Laguna: Target practice?

Kain/Sora: *stare*

Laguna: Come on, don't even try to say you weren't thinking it.

Kain/Sora: *stare*

Sora: Are you crazy?

Laguna: No, I don't think so. Esthar wouldn't elect a crazy president.

Kain: Did you not say you were from Galbadia?

Laguna: I am.

Kain: Then why is it you're in charge of Esthar?

Laguna: It's politics, don't even try to make sense of it.

AleriDragon: Laguna, you came up with the master plan to get rid of Adel. That left you with a lot of credit. ...And whyare you all looking at me like that? Haven't you ever seen a talking dragon before? Kain, I'm sure you saw Bahamut on the Red Moon...

Kain: Maybe so, but he was an Eidolon.

Laguna: And no dragon I've ever seen has talked to me.

AleriDragon: Well, if it helps, I was human an hour ago. I dunno how, but I took a nap, and woke up to find that I was a dragon. I was the kid you saw at that house. Not very specific, I know, but it's all I remember about seeing you guys.

Naxwsh: Are you okay?

Diryax: I've never felt better.

Naxwsh: Okay. Good... *kisses Diryax* I love you.

Laguna: Were you that kid who was behind the door when I blasted the lock off?

AleriDragon: Yep.

<I just realized something. If you anagram Rexial, you get Irelax. I relax.>
Laguna: How the hell did you...

Kain: I'm curious as to how you knew this.

Laguna: The only other person I met was Sora, and well...*looks at Sora*

Sora: Uh-huh.

AleriDragon: How... did I... what? Become a dragon? I don't know. I think I was thinking of reverse-engineering a potion that switches the gender of a person so that I could fix Roxas, Sora, Xion, and Kairi... well, not Xion. She can be a real *****. Well, I was holding the potion when Roxas grabbed it and splashed my face with it. I then went to the moon, I think... no, I'm not sure what happened. I believe a huge fight got retconned, and I was thrown into a dimensional vortex, landing me in the house. I talked with Sylvia, a girl who was in the room I landed in, and I realized that I have never had a chance to relax. So, I took a nap and... bam, I'm a dragon.

Sora: Kairi? She's fine.

Laguna: Wait...fix? So, you mean...

Sora: Oh, I didn't tell you, did I?

Laguna: *shaky* No...afraid not.

Kain: Steady yourself Laguna. So, what exactly happened?

Sora: Well, I was at this ice cream stand, and this guy-

Me: *appears* Me.

Sora: Yeah, him. He showed up and offered me a soda.

Me: No.

Sora: Except it wasn't soda. So, I start feeling sick, so I go to bed for a few minutes and...yeah.

Laguna: Did that guy just-

Me: Yes, I appeared out of nowhere. Get used to it. *disappears*

Kain: An interesting tale. Are you certain this was not a dream?

Sora: Uh...what?

Kain: Are you sure that you've not been dreaming your life?

Sora: Yeah...I'm sure.

Kain: I...see. Well, I believe we'll have to find some reserves-

Me: *telepathically* Nope. I keep it on me at all times. Good luck.

Kain: In that case, you're at the mercy of time.

AleriDragon: Mercy of... time...? Luxord! If we can get Luxord, then he can help! ...Naw, that wouldn't work. Meh. Well, I think the potion got screwed up when all that **** got retconned. It must've triggered some side effect, turning me into a dragon.

Sora: That doesn't make any sense.

AleriDragon: Does ANYTHING make sense here?

Sora: Yes. At the very least we stay in continuity with the original series.

Me: *appears* Uh...*Stares at 4th wall rubble* Okay, f*ck it. There are way too many fourth wall jokes for that thing to stay standing for more than a few minutes. I am NOT rebuilding it again.

AleriDragon: If you went back to the other side of that wall, then maybe it would be more likely to stand up!

Me: This thing? *kicks rubble* Tch. I've written myself a bio. I now exist canonically in this universe. This thing is NOT standing up again unless we stop making jokes about it.

Skife: Since when did it exist in the first place? Sora is the forth wall breaker due to his ****armor

Me: You can say plot now. Go ahead. Plot. Plot plot plot plot plot plot plot. Plot.

Sora: Uh, so when do you plan to hand out that-

Me: When I feel like it.

Sora: Are you serious?

Me: Deadly.

Sora: But you-

Me: Advancing the story.

AleriDragon: Hey, Nebula, a little help here?
Nebula: 'Kay. *Snaps fingers, resetting the conversation, then disappears as the wall magically reconstructs itself*

-St. Ansem's Hospital: Hallway-

AleriDragon: What were we talking about? Oh yeah, I'm a dragon. I dunno how it happened. Maybe somebody slipped me some kind of delayed-effect transfiguration potion or something. Maybe it was in the ice cream...

Sora: Who'd bother with that?

Kain: I do not see why it matters. Do you believe a hospital can help you?

Riku: No offense, but that's kind of a stupid plan.

Laguna: Hey, come on, they might have something.

Riku: Like what?

Laguna: Uh...

Riku: Thought so.