TITAL 2: Why did It Take Me So Long To Do This?

Haar: *still offscreen* I'm going to vomit now. *footsteps are heard, followed by a door closing*

Sammy: You hear that?

Cecily: No, haha.

Sammy: I swear Haar was talking...

*toilet flush is heard* *another door opening/closing*

Haar: *offscreen* I WAS talking! I said vomit and then I went to throw up!

Sammy: Lovely. *sarcasm* You eat something bad?

Haar: I tend not to mix well with mush and romance in a thread based on action and comedy.

Sammy: -_- What about Minato and Yukari?

Haar: Keyboard wielders aside, Minato is the most powerful being in this universe. People, including me, tend not to f*ck with Minato.

Sammy: -___- Aren't I supposed to get checked for bipolar?

Haar: *appears* As soon as these damned psychiatrists come around!

Souji: *Walks in* Hello, I am your psychiatrist for today. Part-time job to raise my Diligence. And it pays 10000 Yen per session. You called?

<If you want the romance to be mushy, do it in novel. I mean, looking closely, you didn't do a damned thing WRONG with that. It sounds like stuff a real couple would say. At least, around where I live. It's just that it doesn't belong, and has to be written in greater detail to seperate it from the norm, or it'll be out-of-place.>

Sammy: Ok.*gives him the yen*

Souji: (Should I tell him that it's my employer who pays me, not the customer?) ... (...Nah.) So, what seems to be the problem?

Haar: He has random flashbacks and emo moments at completely random times and brought on by completely random things from coming to the house to eating a stale sandwich to...Well the thing I brought him here now for was that he saw his brother die, was completely unfazed for a minute, and then had a breakdown and a flashback to something completely different.

<And a minor intervention for Sammy begins!>

Watching as Tsuchi descended, Shane stood next to two other men, one cloaked and hooded, one arm folded across his chest while the other supported his chin. The other man was dressed in what appeared to be a simple tuxedo with cuffs and white gloves.
"Well done, Shane... You've brought your target," the tuxedo man spoke. His voice was light and airy, but with a deadly chill to it, too. "I'll have you instated and the ceremony for your adulthood done after this is taken care of."
The other man simply watched for a moment before simply saying, "Xile. Welcome back."

Souji: ...I'm at a loss. It doesn't sound like human behavior. I mean, it's a little bit like human behavior, but really, REALLY sped up. I mean, the guilt could have been eating away at him for how he acted when his brother died, and eventually had to come out, but it should've taken a longer time.
Aleri: He wasn't even angsting about his brother, it was about his dead-friend-who-happened-to-be-a-girl-yet-he-acts-like-she-wasn't-his-girlfriend.
Souji: How strange... Well, I'm stumped. Pay me so I can leave.
Aleri: >_> He already paid you.
Souji: Right. Going now.
Aleri: D:< HeyheyheyheyHEY! No leaving until you fix his messed-up head!
Souji: Acting completely different from how psychology actually works kinda makes my analysis and correction useless. Get somebody who specializes in the insane. *Summons Sandman, casts Traesto, teleporting out with his sneakily-acquired 10000 extra yen*

Haar: So...you think that hospital where they were holding Xavier will have any hard feelings?

Aleri: If they do, I can just beat them up until they take our damn money, and give Sam his goddamn mental treatment!

Haar: I like that plan! Should I bring someone along?

Aleri: Nah, I have a big-ass key. C'mere, you! *Roughly grabs Sammy by the shirt and drags him through an LC into the asylum where they kept Xavier and Saeko* Alright, let's see if-

[Notice!]
[We have a new staff member, Dr. Zehat, who has a doctorate in Imparology.]
[Please welcome this new member!]
[Being our most recent member, we encourage you to ask for his counseling, to give him some real experience. We are offering a 20% discount on his services.]

Haar: *is already waiting there* A twenty percent discount. That sounds ominous...then again, this is Captain Use-friends-as-meatshields we're talking about, so...Al, I think you're in more danger than him.

Aleri: I'll hand him off to the scary man without giving him the chance to use me for a meatshield.

< >-< I couldn't type the first part for a few seconds because it made me laugh uncontrollably for some reason.>

NebulaGregarZX wrote:Souji: ...I'm at a loss. It doesn't sound like human behavior. I mean, it's a little bit like human behavior, but really, REALLY sped up. I mean, the guilt could have been eating away at him for how he acted when his brother died, and eventually had to come out, but it should've taken a longer time.
Aleri: He wasn't even angsting about his brother, it was about his dead-friend-who-happened-to-be-a-girl-yet-he-acts-like-she-wasn't-his-girlfriend.
Souji: How strange... Well, I'm stumped. Pay me so I can leave.
Aleri: >_> He already paid you.
Souji: Right. Going now.
Aleri: D:< HeyheyheyheyHEY! No leaving until you fix his messed-up head!
Souji: Acting completely different from how psychology actually works kinda makes my analysis and correction useless. Get somebody who specializes in the insane. *Summons Sandman, casts Traesto, teleporting out with his sneakily-acquired 10000 extra yen*

<I thought you guys were going to look to A. Jack Skellington, B. Athez, or C. Minato for help. Any of them would have ended badly. XD >

< >_> <_< ...No comment.>

*Aleri drags Sammy into the office with "Dr. Zehat, Imparology expert" on the door. It looked like a stereotypical psychologist's office, but everything looked a little... off. Facing away was a swivel chair...*

Aleri: *Throws Sammy in and backs out, closing the door* Done! Now, either the doctor will fix him, or turn out to be evil and kill him. It's a win-win situation!

Sammy: The hell, Aleri?!?

Aleri: *Speaking through the door* I'm in "Total D**k Mode"! My Author told me to do it for the lulz!