TITAL 2: Why did It Take Me So Long To Do This?

Kain: *sigh* You talk too much. *walks through DC*

Aleri: (I know, I do it to piss people off and make them think of me as a minor annoyance instead of a threat.) *Goes through LC*

<It was a Light Corridor.>

<Correction, it was a typo. I'm used to writing DC, I just spelled it wrong. Yes. I spelled a two-letter word wrong.>

<It's not exactly first-degree murder. It's cool.>

<Your analogy is utterly foolish and completely ridiculous. <--how is it I can spell all that right and I misspell two letters? Anyway, I know. But...a two letter word, and I screwed it up. wow.>

Aleri: Alright, we're back at the Hospital. ...Well, I have nothing better to do than hang around.

Laguna: How 'bout go home?

Kain: Yes. It would appear that our friends are not here. It would be best to head "home."

Sora: Er, yeah that.

Me: I'm trying to put the word "Uh" in my posts less...

Aleri: Well, I can open an LC... *Opens LC to the House* ...I may as well stick with you guys. Nobody ever specifically targets me in their evil plots, so I only ever have anything to do if I hang out with people that are being hunted by villains.

Laguna: But none of us are being hunted by villains.

Aleri: Well, you guys are more likely to be targetted, at least. I mean, Captain of Baron's Dragoons? President of Esthar? You guys have positions of some power in your own worlds. I'm just a kid with a key.

Kain: I'm hardly in a position of great power. I lead one of a large kingdom's two armies. I do not even have control over the army. Only an army. I still receive orders from the king. Who also leads the other army. I am rather small by comparison.

Laguna: Me, though...hey, I could go back to journalism whenever I felt like it. And besides, it's not like I'm from Esthar to begin with. I don't even know how I got that office.

<Yes, that's still annoying me. You CANNOT have a President who isn't from your country. Politics do not work that way. A man can't rule a country unless he has annexed it to his own, which Laguna did not. You can't rule a different country, least of all one where you were a PRISONER. I liked the game, but that was just a What The Freaking Hell Was Square Enix Smoking When They Designed This Game moment. WTF?>

<If it hadn't happened, Squall would've never been stuck in an orphanage, and he never would've gone through such intense lonelyness that he was driven to be an antisocial mercenary. Thus, he would never have become a badass. Oh well.>

Aleri: It's still a pretty high position. Not the highest, but it's pretty good. Haar, I can see you involuntarily twitching. Stop it. ...Well, my point is, I'm sticking with you guys. Let's go already.

Me: If it's involuntary *twitch* how the hell do I *twitch* Stop it? *eye twitch*
<That doesn't change the fact that the cause of FFVIII is the most ridiculous politics you'll ever see. I'm sorry, that was absolute stupid. Just a freaking load. The game started because of OFF-CAMERA BAD POLITICS. That. Is. STUPID. I hate to agree with Spoony on a game I otherwise like, but that was freaking retarded! Sure the game pulls stuff out of its ass, but that's part of the fantasy. THIS, however, is bad politics. Part of the world that we want to get AWAY from when we play video games. STUPID, STUPID, STUPID. Phew...why was there more rant in this post than there was post?>

Minato: *clutching head* ugh... He tackled Xigbar into a DC... And told me to say he loved you... Ah! Why does my head hurt so bloody much?!

<yes minato is hungover and now he has a British accent*

<And I've decided that's where we'll land>
Me: *starts poking Minato's head with a stick* Because I'm poking it with a sharp stick?

Kain: Perhaps you've recently recovered from the Toad spell.

Laguna: Or he's just drunk.

Me: *still poking* I like my explanation better.

Aleri: *Raises TELOS* I can make it hurt MORE, if you want...?

Minato: Will you stop that? *uses Agilao on stick burning it* The hell? Agilao? Bloody ****ing wonderful! I've lost my high tier magic!

Me: *throws burning stick over shoulder, causing forest fire* Stop! *slap* Being! *slap* British! *slap*

Aleri: *Raises TELOS higher* He sounds like Bakura from YuGiOh Abridged, and it's creeping me out. Can I beat him witless now?

Me: No, I've got a few more things I want to try. *beats Minato over the head with a chair* Stop! *bam* Being! *bam* British! *bam bam bam*

Minato: I don't think it'll happen till that twat will let me stop...

Admin: * glares at Minato* Watch your mouth there isn't ANY plot armor keeping me from killing you.

<if you wanna know, he's actually supposed to sound like Dex from Sanity Not Included. I'll post one of thier bids later for those too lazy to search YouTube... Like me.>

<Meh. May as well just let people imagine the voices, usually. Afterall, I picture Xeromus with Vegeta's voice, but XGeass picture him with Kenpachi's voice.>

Fifeyux: Why do I get the feeling your not telling me everything Minato?

<The Vegeta that gave us "OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!" or the one that gave us "Consider yourself beef jerky while I'm filet mignon"?>
Me: ...*kick* stop using alternate words. I already know what that word means. Stop hiding it damn you!

Minato: *dodges* Stop hiding what?!