TITAL 2: Why did It Take Me So Long To Do This?

Me: I remember that. I didn't think that was Tartarus, just the Field of Punishment, but y'know, it's just a big hole in the ground. If there is a ground there. So...if eternal torment is nothing compared to Metalhead's, then...what's in Metalhead's? ANd where's he been, he hasn't shown up in several topics.

Eques: yeah I liked him he was random as s*** *starts to flip the now cooking bacon*

Admin: *shudders* Telletubbies... mutant telletubbies. You don't wanna know... *shakes head* Trust me. Yeah, he's usually around but we've never had time to RP while he was over since we've been helping my dad tear down a trailer home.

Me: Dare I ask why you're tearing down a trailer? ...Yes, I do. Why are you tearing down a mobile home?

Admin: The roof caved in last winter during the massive sbow storm we got. My dad didn't get enough time to tear it down till last week when he finally got some vacation time. On a side note, putting an ax through the floor of an structure is EXTREMELY pleasing.

Me: Y'know what's not pleasing? Hitting the side of your foot with a blunt axe. It hurts like a motherf*cker.

Eques: how the f*uck do you know that? O.o

Me: Well, my dad wanted me to tear up some dead tree stumps so we could plant grass seed, and I missed. Thankfully, the axe was not sharp enough to cut my shoe, so it hurt like all hell, but I lived. I think.

Eques: ...wow...amazingly I've done worse

Me: So've I.

Eques: Did you stab yourself 1000 times with a knife by total accident and then fall down the stairs, then break your arm and nose and have your dad say walk it off too?

Me: No, but I cut myself shaving when I was four.

Eques: wow

Yusei: *walks up next to them* Hey, did you guys know that Spock did the voice of Master Xehanort in BBS? *shoots a portal on the ceiling and a portal on the ground directly below it* *flies upward into the portal on the ceiling* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nebula: Yeah. And Mark Hamill/Luke Skywalker is Master Eraqus.

Me: *random drops in* SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! I can't afford a PSP!!! I haven't been able to play BBS!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! RARRRGGGHHHBLAHBLAHARRRRGGHH!!! *Flips a random table over* *goes on a rampage destroying random crap*

<Unfortunately I can't do much right now...but in a few days I will be able to....hopefully...in the meantime I have a paper to write >

<WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO!? I can program an emulator for you if you want.>

< CAUSE I WANT THE REAL THING!!!!! ARRRRGGHHAAABLAHAARRRGGGHHH *Using writer powers to randomly destroy parts of the world* BLARGLE BLARGLE BLARGLE!!!>

< Random mystery prize to whoever can name the reference >

<I haven't played it either. I was just bored and conveniently had wikipedia open, so I looked up Kingdom Hearts. BOOM, Leonard Nimoy.>

< It still bugs me hearing about it when I can't play it.....don't really know why >

Skife and Light: *appear in Sulyya Springs*

Light: Sulyya Springs?

Skife: Yep.

Light: *hears some voices* Quick, hide. *shoves herself and Skife behind a rock*

???1: Looks like we have some company.

???2: Looks like it.

*both draw their weapons*

Light: *whisper* Got the Paradigm cards?

Skife: Yep.

*Skife and Light both draw their weapons*

[Paradigm Shift: ???1: Commando, ???2: Saboteur(Debilitation magic; Poison and the like)]

[Paradigm Shift: Light: Synergist(Enhancement spells) Skife: Sentinel (Defence-and-counter moves)]

Skife: *slides out, weapon drawn* You want me? Come and get me! *takes off*

Light: *repeats, casting Shell, Protect, Veil, Vigilance, Haste, Bravery and Faith on Skife and herself*

???1: *catches up to Skife, starts attacking*

Skife: *uses Vendetta, taking all of her attacks*

???1: *stops attacking*

Skife: *Gives a devilish smirk, begins laying into ???1*

Light: *stops, Paradigm Shift*

[Paradigm Shift: Skife: Ravager, Light: Commando]

Skife: *shoots ???1 with an Aeroga*

???1: *falls over*

Light: *incapacitates ???2*

???1 and 2: *trapped*

Light: Tell us who you are and what you were doing before I fry the both of you. *charges a Ruinga*

???1: Wait... Lightning?

Light: Who are- *shoots at the hoods covering their faces, blowing them off* *even more *

Fang: Mornin' Sunshine!

Light: *KO punch*

Fang: *gets up* Ow, what the hell!?

Light: ARE YOU ******* MAD!? I COULD'VE KILLED BOTH OF YOU! And as for him... *gestures to Skife* ...He would've ended you without a second thought, or he would make you suffer through eternity, a fate even worse that going Cie'th.

Fang: Vanille's idea.

Vanille: WHO, SAY WHA!?

Light: You shouldn't do that, Fang.

Fang: Do what?

Light: Skife?

Skife: *taps her on the head with one of his Keyblades*

Vanille: *snaps out of a trance* OK, WTF?

<They're arc-exclusive chars so I'm not going to bother with bios, if you want one go to wikipedia, it's what is there for.>

So what's going on? Are the characers still on vacation?

What's going on with everybody?

<To answer your first question, yes there still on vacation. As for what's going on with everyone, well, tbh I'm not so sure myself, I was gone for a few days and missed a bit. But I can tell you that Drake is still sitting on the beach with Alexis.>

Alexis: Hey, I enjoyed those silent two seconds. Not months. So you was saying?

< Okay Whats_up, since I have a moment although brief I will try to sum up what's going on with my characters. *deep breath* Diryax was given a necklace that has fused to her skin and can control her mind, by Xerna who is currently in hiding. Lenox was lost in the darkness between worlds after battling Xigbar for knocking up Fifeyux. Fifeyux(along with Minato) went to seek help from an unlikely source in her home village who turned out to be Rinoa of all people. Also Xeccil is currently Xeci: an 8 year old girl with no known way of changing him back. >

< And now to check back in with Fifeyux>

Rinoa: * sitting in front of crystal ball with white clouds flowing inside* Okay fine, I'll see if I can locate my...I mean YOUR *shudders* man. *waves hand over crystal ball* *clouds turn black* *moves hands as though she is digging through the clouds, as she does this the clouds follow her movements parting here and there* Unfortunately pinpointing Lenox exactly is impossible so I must check each life source within the darkness, I should be coming up on one soon.