TITAL 2: Why did It Take Me So Long To Do This?

<I'm picturing FFV, so don't expect me to know what that is. I'd assume it's a warp or trap of some kind.>

Aleri: *Opens the rest of the chests before deciding to jump on the strange tile*

<*Is expecting Paper Mario*>
Me: So, lots of munny and a briefcase. Let's see what else I can *is attacked by Megaman* I thought he was a good guy!

Megaman: *tries to shoot me*

Me: GTFO, ass-bandit! *Kicks megaman in the nuts*

<Five points to Haar!>
*a wooden door with a rainbow star on it is sort of drawn into the world*
Isa: Huh. *opens the door* *is automatically forced through it*
*there are three large chests, everyone is only allowed to open one*

Aleri: Wow. That's weird. I'll have the one on the left.

Megaman: *on ground, writhing*

Me: Never taken one of those before have you? *kicks him in the nuts* Don't fire your lazar at me! *kick* You know who gets to fire their lazar at me? *Kick* No one, because there are no lazars in this game slash topic slash whatever! *kick*

Megaman: *disappears, leaving behind a trophy version of himself*

Me: Well, reminds me of Brawl. *pockets trophy*

Haar_Dragon can now summon: Megaman

<Megaman is a robot. He HAS no...>

*the left chest opens, a thing floating out of it that is a square outline with five circle outlines floating above it, plus it has two oval shaped eyes in the square outline*
???: Uh, who are you? And why do you look so weird?

<I don't care if Megaman is a robot, he has to have one, or HE would be an IT.>
Me: Kay, now what?

Riku: Well, the room's a dead end, so what about the other way?

Me: You mean the one that flattened Al?

Riku: Oh, right...

Me: Hang on a sec. *pulls bazooka out*

Riku:

Me: *blasts hole in wall*

Isa: Uh, shouldn't one of you open one of these chests?

Aleri: Er, um... What are you? I'm Aleri, Keyblade Wielder and expert in the ways of swords and magic.

<Me Sora and Riku stayed belowground. We're not there.>
Me: Now, through the hol...no. Through the broken wall. *walks into broken wall* HOly volCAno!

Riku: ??? *follows me*

Sora: *follows*

???: I'm not sure what half of that even means. Anyways, I'm what's called a Pixl. My name is Thoreau. If you opened the chest that I was in, you must need my help. Allow me to be of assistance. *spins around Aleri*
[Thoreau has joined your party!]
[Thoreau allows you to grab things that are out of reach,]
[and throw them too! You can even use him while jumping!]

Isa: Hm... *opens the middle chest*
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???: SSS-BOOOM!!!
Isa: ?
*another Pixl comes out, this time a circle with eyes, with a small rectangle on top and a half circle on each side, fluttering*
???: Hey, you must need some help! SSS-BOOM!
Isa: Uh... OK.
???: *spins around Isa*
<I'll post the rest in a bit.>

[Boomer has joined your party! Boomer allows you]
[to blow up certain parts of walls and floors!]

Isa: Kewl. If only one of them were in here to take the other.

Me: *comes out of hole in wall in room with Aleri/Isa* Blew up a wall. Don't ask how it got us here though.

Sora: Bad writing?

Riku: Laziness?

Me: Both.

Isa: One of you mind taking the third chest?

Aleri: Well, actually, I don't need any help. I'm perfectly capable of picking things up and throwing them by myself. Of course, I'd be happy to have somebody to help, just in case.

Minato: *his sword flashes to his hand* Look, we need your help. Please.

*a red and white block appears in front of Aleri, along with another ! Block above him*

Rinoa: *grumbles* Fiiine. What is it you need me for?

Fifeyux: Lenox has been lost in the void of darkness between worlds.

Rinoa: Between worlds? That's going to be tricky. Give me a moment. *opens a cabinet full of spare crystal balls*

Naxwsh: Diryax... Please... Help me...

Diryax: Anything you need. I'm here for you.

Naxwsh: I don't know what to do.

Diryax: What do you mean?

<I don't know WHAT game these things are from...>

Aleri: Wha...? I don't even... Can I slice 'em up now?

<They're from Super Paper Mario, where Mario is incapable of using his hands. As are Peach, Luigi, and Bowser.>
Me: I would, but I'll probably lose it. I'm good at losing things.

Riku: You're proud of that?

Me: I didn't say that. I'm really not. At all.

Riku: Well, then...

Sora: I'm gonna keep looking around.

Riku: Guess that leaves me... And since when does Sora not open chests? *open*