Zeke's World Race

Bane had so much energy to spare, it didn't slow at all, not even as Skife drained energy from it. Falgro sighed. "Damned top speed! Mach 5 is too slow!"
<Lolz>

Leo flashed passed as the portal opened up. Then the boy and the warrior disappeared inside

Falgro and Bane flew into the portal immediately afterward. "See! Faster, Bane! Mach 10!" "NEGATIVE. TOP SPEED IS MACH FIVE." "Damn it!"

Skife went through the portal third, blasting Bane with spells before passing Leo and disappearing.

The spells bounced off Bane as it said, "MAGIC IS INEFFECTIVE. MAGIC SHIELDS ARE ACTIVE. INCREASING SPEED CAP. SPEED CAP IS NOW MACH FIFTEEN." "Why didn't you do that when I told you? Whatever! Increase to top speed!" Bane screamed past Leo, tripling its speed instantly as it overtook Skife.

"We're going to break reality soon." Skife said, as he increased to 90% speed, overtaking Falgro and leaving a trail of fire.

Leo cursed as he pressed a few buttons increasing his speed by 80% then burned passed both of them

<Mach fifteen is only 80%? Can you say broken?>

<*shrug*>

<Bump.>

Skife cast a Haste spell into the engine, and blazed past Leo, but not before casting a Stop spell on Falgro.

<...I'm beginning to realize why it is that only three people ever posted here regularly...>

<We were the only people in this race. Everyone else either dropped out or died.>

<Yes, and I'm beginning to realize why exactly the Users wrote that.>

<...Speed is hax.>

<Speed...EVERYTHING is broken!>

<Yup, everything is broken, I really should've made rules to prevent such a thing....but then I figured, its a race, what the hell could go wrong...hmm....>