Heart TV!!

Angry Mob: *Arrives with pitchforks and torches at Heart TV Pwn'd station HQ*

Nathan: *Walks out* Already done.

Angry Mob: Awwwww. *Drops torches and pitchforks on HQ*

*HQ starts on fire*

Zeke: *walks in with fire hose and soaks the whole area(and Nathan in the process)* Hydro out *walks off*

<They all left. And the place already burned down.>

Camo and some random dudes: *Starts rebuilding HQ for themselves>

Nathan: GTFO you non Heart-TV employees! *Shoots raygun at them that makes them dissapear to their houses*

Camo: *Deflects ray* WTH man we're trying to work here *goes back to pushng iron beams into their place.

<If Pwn'd will exist anywhere, it's not here. GTFO of the Heart TV HQ. This is my facility owned by me and you have no legal right to be building here. *calls cops* Cops are coming now to get you away from this place.>

Camo: *hisses at him and disappears back to my FF profile*

Random dudes: Can we have names?

<NO, now do what i typed>

Random dudes: Keyblade can you give us jobs

<What use could you be? What experience do you have?>

[NebulaWriter: Honestly, what happened to the place? I'm lucky that I was thrown off the building a while ago, preventing me from burning to death in it! Well, nothing to do but send in my most Gary Stu characters to fix the building. Hey, Nebula!]
[Nebula: Yeah? Fix the bulding, right? *Attempts to lift an iron beam into place, but ends up whacking himself in the back of the head with it* ...Okay, how... the hell... did that happen...!?]
[NebulaWriter: That was how I made you less Gary Stu. You are basically a loser, but have insane power. You're still a loser no matter how much power you have. In fact, what was I thinking? You couldn't solve a wooden children's puzzle.]
[Nebula: *Trying to force a '3' through a '5' shaped hole*]

<Writing a TV Series is tough! I mean, if I did what everyone else did and just substituted characters, then it would be easy... hey, has anyone else thought of doing anything but humor? TV isn't all about being funny, it could have dramas and epics, documentaries and self-help (not reccommended for this topic), how-to-cook and sports. Has anybody else had this idea?>

<Not really at this point.>

---Special H34R7---
---News Report---

Norio: This just in, I have nothing to say! More at 9. Irono?
Irono: Thanks, Norio. W-
Norio: You're welcome.
Irono:......
Norio:......
Irono: Aaaanyway, this just in, the teachers and students that filled the local school, dubbed "Heart High" have gone missing. This group of people includes myself and Norio, somehow.
Norio: This just in, I HAVE NO PANTS!!! *jumps up on desk in white boxers with red hearts*
Irono: What are you doing?
Norio: I do not-! I-I don't know...
Irono: Oookay then.

---Special H34R7---
---News Report---

<Needz more Keyblade Funnies. I liked that show.>

<Keyblade Funniez was removed from this station. It shall no longer be airing on this station.>

<WHAT!?!?!?! I'll make it less kinky, I promise! Just don't cancel it!>

<I don't care about the kinkiness, you just aired it at the same time little children were watching cartoons. Make it like a Saturday Night Live thing. Make it as kinky as you want, just play it later.>

Random dudes: We can do almost anything, Sir....anything legal anyway...thats how lenny got arrested

Skife: *is walking through studio* *stops* Wait a sec... How the hell did I get here!? *looks to the right and sees Sora* Oh. Hi Sora. *keeps walking*

<I have an Internet connection, but will only be on for a little while. Also, have an idea for a late night TV show, featuring Lazard Deusericus and some other FFVII Compilation (That's from Crisis Core all the way to Dirge of Cerberus) characters. It will contain everything from drunken dialling to suggestive themes, so that's why I said late night... Also, I have another idea, maybe a science show featuring Vexen, Hojo, and a yeti called Mops...>

<Perfect. Stick the Keyblade Funniez segment in there and you've got a show. Randoms, you can be construction and deconstruction of developing buildings for each show.>

<Just a question.... and maybe another idea: What's going to happen with the Org characters that belong to Kairifan AKA Rany and Zeldaman? I say we just temporarily redistribute them until they come back... Oh! And another idea, a music show featuring Skife, Felix (Felixiks) and Demyx, and another FF comedy based on the characters from Dissidia.>

<We won't control the actual characters. Saïx has got replicas of EVERYONE stowed away in the surveillance room closet in the school. We'll distribute those. Each name must have (R) by it.>

Random dudes: Yay...ummm boss can we have names since Knight is to lazy to do-*one talking gets struck by lightning*

<Silence random 11>

Other randoms: Holy ****

<Anyone else wanna bad mouth me>

Randoms: *shakes heads*

<good>

Random 10: can we have names...Keyblade

<Okay, 10 of you...
1-Joe
2-Bob
3-Nick
4-Dave
5-Robert
6-Rick
7-Al
8-SHOOP
9-DA
10-WOOP
There, happy?>

---H34R7 Special---
---News Report at 9---

Irono: This just in, the school full of people missing have appeared once again. They are in no harm whatsoever on account of the fact that they supposedly were digitized and sucked into a computer terminal. Norio?
Norio: Thanks, Irono. Aside from the random student digitizing, the latest news is that I have nothing to say on this news show. You see, I have never been trusted with actual news, and it so happens that I have nothing to say.
Irono: That's all for our nightly news report.

---H34R7 Special---
---News Report at 9---

Joe,Bob,and SHOOP: Yeah we got names now!

DA: ....Why are our names SHOOP DA WOOP? *Fires laser from mouth*

Nick: What the **** was that

<I could only think of 7 names. >