TITAL 2: Why did It Take Me So Long To Do This?

Zack: And would you look at that! *starts doing squats* Every hour like clockwork, i gotta do something to entertain my muscles or they start acting up if I'm not asleep.

Terra: What's bad?
<Floor 3>
Haar_Dragon: Here's the boss.

Sora: I don't see-

Behemoth: *appears*

Sora: Never mind. Care to help?

Haar_Dragon: No weapon.

Sora: Why are you making it so difficult?

Proctus: Let me guess: Entertainment.

Haar_Dragon: Yep.

Sora: Okay. *ars arcanum*

Haar_Dragon: Only Heartless I created is the Virus actually. And I've just made it so the Behemoth takes damage anywhere, so just keep spamming.

Sora: *does so, wins*

Haar_Dragon: Keep going. The Virus will follow, but I can shield you from it. I control my Anti entirely.

Aqua: Just forget it, it's a joke inside my head that I don't feel like explaining right now.

Ven: Terra... This is my conscious speaking She's saying you're paying attention for once in a liftime.
Zack: * finishes squats* Aqua? You remember what I asked all those years ago?

Terra: Kay. And I pay attention. I was just an oblivious moron.
<Floor 4>
Sora: So, can it go between floors?

Haar: Yes, but it loses track of you once it does. It tracks you by "memory scent" It picks up when Heartless are felled. It finds the memories of those who did it, but weaker heartless give less memory.
<Floor 12>
Haar: We're here, but I can't get rid of the last boss. Or this one for that matter.

Sora: Already?

Haar: Didn't want to bother comingup with another 8 bosses.

Sora: Okay then. Where's Proctus?

Haar: Safe. He's back at the base. I sent him. Here's the boss. Ready?

Sora: Always. Who is it?

Haar: Asod.

Sora: Aysod?

Haar: Ansem Seeker of Darkness.

Sora: ...**** you. *kills ASOD*

Haar: Never fought him, don't know his moveset. Go onward.

Josephine: Or, we could do the ultimate challenge. Through the Fire and the Flames on Hard mode, while doing it on the hardest difficulty on DDR at the same time.

Haar_Dragon: Well, Sora. Go ahead. Fight it.

Sora: *Confronts boss: Riku II+Dustflier* Wha-what is this thing?!

Haar_Dragon: A memory. A fusion of your memories of your fight with Riku, and the most annoying thing you ever fought.

Sora: But...I never fought that thing!

Haar: No, but Roxas did. He found it a major pain in the ass, so here it is. Hard as ****.

Sora: Why did you write this?

Haar: To annoy you.

Sora: *OHKOd*

Haar: You should pay more attention. *snaps Riku II's neck, killing the creature*

Sora: *wakes up* Where?

Haar: CO, floor 13.

Sora: Where'd that thing go?

Haar: Partly human memory so I snapped its neck. Come on.

Both: *walk into room*

*while Naxwsh is concentrating, Asclepius appears*
Asclepius: You called, Naxwsh?
Naxwsh: Yes. Diryax wishes to know whether or not she has a heart.
Asclepius: She is not entirely sure if she is a Nobody?
Naxwsh: No.
Asclepius: Alright. Let us see... *takes out staff with a serpent wrapped around it* Hold this, Diryax. If you have a heart, it will glow through your flesh.

Haar_Dragon: As promised Sora. I'm sure this will be interesting to you.

Sora: *looks at screen* What the...what is this?

Haar_Dragon: This is your hidden ability. *points to table* That screen has nothing to do with it.

Sora: *takes ability* But what does it do?

Haar_Dragon: I'll tell you.

Sora: Yeah, I asked you to.

Haar_Dragon: It gives you the ability to destroy the darkness within people.

Sora: But...wouldn't that kill them?

Haar_Dragon: Yes. Be warned: using it may have a steep cost. Use it only when absolutely necessary. Otherwise your friends might become incredibly distressed. The barrier is gone now. *fades away*

Sora: Wait! Damn. *walks back out* Well, I guess I'm going back. *back to THTNW* Hey guys.

Diryax: Okay. *takes staff* *staff glows red*....*Diry's chest glows green* what the?

Xeccil: *passing by* Hey Diry why are you glowing like that?

Diryax: Wha? *drops staff*

Xeccil: Woah! *catches staff* this looks expensive better be careful with it. *starts to hand it back to diryax*

Diryax: *as she puts her hand on it to take it from Xeccil he the staff starts glowing half red/half green and Xeccil's chest glows red*

Diryax/Xeccil: Ummm what does this mean?

Red XIII: Hm. It appears as though you aren't truly Nobodies after all.

< Not quite the explanation I'm going for there >

Asclepius: The talking chimaera is right. *takes back staff* I should be going now. *disappears*
Naxwsh: Well... There you have it.

Red XIII: Chimera? I'm from Cosmo Canyon, not hell.

Diryax: Okay so, I do have a heart....the thing is.....it doesn't feel like MINE...

Red: Curious. Very curious. Shall you set out to learn whose it is then?

Diryax: I suppose I shall.....but first...I'm hungry.

Naxwsh: Hm... The staff was glowing red when Diryax touched it, but her heart glowed green, and vice versa with Xeccil... But how would their hearts be within each other?

Xeccil: Not really sure about that but maybe it has something to do with the fact that we're twins?

Red XIII: But it seems as though here, hearts control all about a person. Could this possibly be coincidence? It seems too much to say so.

*an astral form of Xerna appears in the doorway*

Xerna: Perhaps I could enlighten you, they weren't always there, she thought it would be funny to put their hearts within each other.

Red: I'm not fully understanding. Explain further.

Xerna: Those two were in fact born nobodies, yet at the same time, don't ask me how, two beings with their hearts came into this world. SHE figured this out and tracked down those beings and then through her various games placed them into those two as they are now.

Red: So their hearts are not their own?

Xerna: Yes and no. Simply put Diryax's heart is currently in Xeccil...and Xeccil's is in Diry.