TITAL 1: Moving Day!

Ven: O_O Hopefully she stays dead... *remembers Rumia* Why wouldn't she just die!!!
<Xigbar smilie FTW >

Fujin: *walks out on balcony with Diryax on her arm and looks at Lenox* POPS.
Lenox: What!!!???!? Diry!!!!!! You told me you broke up with her!!!! *throws everyone on balcony except Fu back in the house*
Diry: Aw come on da *is cut off by the sound proof sliding door being shut and locked*
Lenox: Let's end this now Fu *charges into battle with Fu*
Fu: DEAL. .
<also works with Fujin as she as an eyepatch as well)

Ven: Umm.. I'm not gonna get involved...
Drake: *DCs in* I will! *runs into battle with Lenox* It's been awhile since I've had a good fight! *secretly hides CB (short for copy ball, where Ven keeps Repliven)*

Lenox: You want a fight huh? *opens a DC in front of Drake and an endless wave of Taransharks comes pouring out* HAHAHAHahahehehehee *runs off chasing Fujin through a forest*

Drake: Bring it! *attacks the Taransharks* Crap almost forgot! *throws the CB and hits Fujin with it* Perfect shot! *it scans her then quickly returns to his hand* Alright got to save this for later! *DCs it to an unbreakable hidden safe* Alright let's go! Master form! *drives and fights the endless Taransharks*

Random Creepy Guy: Why So Serious!!! MUAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!! *fights with Fujin using a giant banana?!?!*

Fujin: HUNGRY. *eats the giant banana in one bite*
Lenox: *witnesses Fu eating giant banana* RUNN!!!!! SHE'S GOING TO EAT US ALL!!!! *runs in opposite direction panicking*

RCG: *the banana explodes inside of Fu instantly killing her*
Ven: *sees the explosion from the distance*

Lenox: *also sees explosion* How am I going to explain that to Diry?
Diry: *DCs in on a tree branch above Lenox* Explain what?
Lenox: That RCG!! he he....he killed Fu.
Diry: WHAT?!?!!?!?! *encases RCG in a cage of rose vines and suspends it from a tree*
Lenox: *sees the torture set up * (thinks maybe I shouldn't make her mad so much)

RCG: Why so serious?!?! HEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!

Diryax: *Enraged* You killed my girlfriend!!! *starts making the rose vine cage shrink gradually*

RCG: HEHEHEHE!!!
Ven: i wonder what happened?! *DCs*

Diryax: *shrinks cage so that it is too small and causes several wounds on the RCG* GRRRRR. *storms off back to house where Lenox is now cowering in fear*

<gtg now>

Ven: *sees the exploded remains of Fu* O_O That's not good... Drake! Where'd you put that CB?
Drake: Right here. *gives Ven the CB*
Ven: Thank you. *makes another copy of Fu with the ball and leaves DCs it to Diryax's room*
<See ya!>

Xiruk: *pops out of nowhere* what'd I miss?!

Roxas: *comes out of DC* Ven, how can you open those? you're not Organization. SRSLY tho what'd we miss?

Xiruk: well, if he wants to be Organization, I can make it happen. *shows Soul Eater*

Ven: no i don't want to be part of the Org. Luxia taught me how to DC. and... Umm... Let's see Lenox came back and an RCG(random creep guy) killed diryax's girlfriend Fu with an exploding banana.

Xiruk: I thought Diryax was Lenox's Daughter?

Roxas: Whatever. *begins eating cereal with Sea Salt Ice Cream in it*

Ven: SHE is... how do i put this... a lezbien... yeah.. it's weird but i just try to stay out of their problems... *remembers the last time he got involved in any other family's affairs*
-flashback-
Ven: *sees Rumia fighting with Drake outside his home* Hey pick on someone your own size! Raging Sadist!!! (the first time he used it) Stay away from them!!!
-End Flashback-
Ven: Yeah... that din't end well... *remembers Luxia beheading Rumia*

Xiruk: um.......... OOOOkaaaaaaay.

Roxas: *leaves in order to injure Diryax*

Ven: *grabs Roxas and pulls him back* Oh no you don't! look at what happened to the last guy who messed with her or the late Fu *points up in tree near them*

RCG: *decaying in the rose cage*

Xiruk: Don't worry. I'll back him up. ULTRA DRIVE!

Roxas: cool, thanks man. *Dual Wields 2 oblivions* Oathkeeper is just... not awesome anymore.

Ven: Okay then here you could use the help *throws him the CB containing Repliven* (CB=pokeball for replicas)

*the ground beneath lenox's house suddenly raises up 10 feet*
*Lenox and Xeccil jump down from the house*
Lenox: Your not going anywhere near that house.
Xeccil: We'll make sure of that.

Xiruk: and how many do you have and/or need?

Roxas: if each only holds one, we could use 2 more.

Ven: well... let's just say the first one I found was a Vexen clone and he made a whole ****load enough for me to do this! *throws a CB at Roxas, Xiruk, Xeccil and Lenox* *the oprbs scan him then return to his pockets* Even more to add! *dcs the CBs away to an unknown location* Oh and for your services... *throws Roxas and Xiruk to empty CB's each*

Xiruk: thanks. *proceeds to beat the crap out of Lenox and Xeccil using destruction form*

Roxas: *is busy using Keyblades as pickaxes to reach Lenox's house*