Zeke's World Race

<Then retcon to dismantling and sending to the scrap-yard>

<Can't do that. That would be godmodding. No killing other people's chars...or their somehow sentient vehicles>

<It's not killing a char... it's just... transforming them...>

<But for cars, dismantling=killing. Forced Retcon>

<*facepalm*>

Skife just sat there. Doing nothing.

<Time to get back on track...The topic's topic...the racing! XD>

The tv in the bar fizzled out and Zeke's face appeared. "Hello Serata, and the other racers" The host greeted. "I am happy to inform you that the first round of the race is over, and the second half shall begin in moments, All winners of the races shall be given a million gil and munny, and cash...all may enter even this late into the race." he said then the sports channel came back on. Leo,Xelo, and Serata bolted out and onto the track with their cycles. Leo and Xelo were forced to bond to the oringal Leo because of the weigh of their combined bikes.

"In." "Affirmative." Falgro jumped in Bane as he said, "Head home, now." "Sir."

Skife jumped in his mech. "Auto-pilot, follow and overtake Leo." The mech whirred to life.

Leo and Serata saw Skife it their rear veiw mirrors. "Damn it's the GS" Serata muttered before the portal opened in front of them. "Seeya in the race" Leo said before breaking left into his separate portal.

<Have Cloud join XD>

Bane drove around the planet looking for some sort of improvised ramp. When it found one, it drove up it, shot off, and disappeared in a flash.

Instead of following Leo this time, Skife plotted a course through an asteroid field that would place him in front of Leo. He blasted through the asteroid field and eventually overtook Leo. "Later." Then he blasted through a portal.

In another bright flash of light, Falgro and Bane reappeared back at the start of the race, which was by Falgro's house.

Skife was next, landing next to Bane.

Falgro saluted, but said, "You know you're going to lose again right?"

Leo and Serata appeared next to Skife, Leo looking throughly ticked off. "Fake little mech and gary stu power" He mumbled.

"No worries! I'll just kick both your asses and then we're all happy!"

Skife just chuckled at this, "Bring it on."

"Lets go" Leo said then he and Serata Started drivong through the house.

Skife laughed at this. "Control switch!" The controls of the mech fell from under him and now he was controlling all the mech's movement by body control.

"Bane! Activate turbo!" "AFFIRMATIVE!" Bane shot forward and came beside Leo and Serata within seconds, but then slowed. Falgro yelled, "Why are you slowing down!?" "Out of turbo fuel." Falgro reached out the side and picked up a rock, which he then started hitting himself in the face with.

Leo smirked and hit the turbo shootinng ahead of both of them. Serata drove after him.

"Full speed! Full speed you piece of crap!" "NEGATIVE!! No remaining turbo!" "Then go the fastest you can without using turbo you retarded little ****wad!" "..." Bane sped up, overtaking Serata but not quite in sight of Leo yet.

Skife sped up overtaking Serata. He went to catch up to Leo, but a piece of the house fell in front of him. "****!" He blasted through the piece and drafted with Leo. He used Leo as a slingshot and flew past. "See ya."

Falgro saw Skife pass him. "No you don't. Bane! Open fuel tank!" Bane did so wordlessly and Falgro threw an energy drink, bottle and all, into it. "I am not finishing third place this time!" He yelled as he shot forward, Bane propelled exponentially as Falgro came level with Skife. "Sorry, not gonna lose this one!"

Skife smirked. "I'm only at half speed!" He sped up once again.