Kingdom High school: Heart High 1

TC: I am pretending.

Nexus: But you don't care.

<Sucks to be Kizu right now...>

Aleri: *Still running... and somehow not getting further from the school* AAAAAGH! *Runs back* Alright, since I'm unable to leave, I may as well stay and- what was that about cupcakes?

TC: I know I don't care. But I'm obligated to at least pretend badly. Hey Al.

Aleri: Yeah, Hi, Mr. Terra. *Walks to counter* Hey, Larxene, what's for lunch? Is it something edible, or are the lunches here like the rest of this place(?): Screwed up.

TC: What's with the Mister? If you can call Xemnas Xemnas, you can call me Terra. And we all know Larxene's cooking is inedible. The first day, she put a shoe in it. Just bring your own food.

Aleri: Well, Xemnas is a psychotic bastard... But you're a Keyblade Master (sort of), so I have some respect for you.

TC: Xemnas is my Nobody. I don't ask for any more respect than you'd give him. And you can leave and get your own lunch if you want. You didn't know about the food here, so I'll let it off today.

Kizukanai: Uh, guys. I only killed one cupcake. The rest are on a table. Also, YOU seem to be exersising. AND what kind of crap is this ****?! Do you really EAT this?! Is this... Chili?! This is woodchips and ketchup! Well, not really... Oh, and EAT YOUR MOTHER****ING CUPCAKES OR I KEEL YOU ALL WITH LAZOOOOOR!! >8D

TC: I'm excersizing <I know I spelled that horribly wrong> because I like it. If you don't want to work out, you don't have to. As for the only one cupcake, that means you only get maimed one tiem.
<He's being so nonchalant to Nexus and Kizu. This is funny to me!>

Kizukanai: I'm going to have to maim the person back. *Goddmodding for an hour* And THAT'S why I'm awesomer than YOU! *Insane face*

Haar_Dragon: *enters room* No. Bad Kizu! No godmodding for you! *pushes shock-collar button* Now, where'd I leave that retcon button? *pushes another button* No, that's the sledgehammer button. *sledgehammer flies at Kizukanai* This one? *presses another button* No, that's the crossbows. *crossbows fire at Kizu*
<several thousand wrong and deadly buttons aimed at Kizukanai later>
Haar_Dragon: Here we go! *pushes Retcon Button*

*godmod is retconned, weapons are not*

Nexus: *matrixes weapons, maims Kizu* This is fun!

Me: The weapons aren't aimed at you. Why are you Matrixing?

TC: Who are you anyway?

me: Me? I'm one of the four writers currently posted at your school.

TC: Writers?

Me: Basically, you're words on a screen to me. Words that I put on the screen. The best part is, Whenever I want, I can do this. *mindwipe*

TC: So, who is this guy?

Me: *mindwipes everyone else* *leaves*

Nexus: *immune, lulz* Nice try, but I already know of your existance. And I was walking towards Kizu, and the weapons were aimed at her, so...

<*telepathically to Nexus* Oh, that makes sense. Thank you.>

Kizukanai: HEY! I'm not a **** kazoo! And I PWN YOUR WEAPONS! *Shooting LASOOOOOR! at everyone while chewing LASOOOOR! gum* I KEEEEEL YOU! *Insaner face*

<*telepathically to Kizu* Except they're made of Katchin. AKA the strongest metal in the universe. Nothing breaks it. And you're surrounded>

Aleri: Oh no, you don't want to do that. Otherwise, Mr. Evil Reploid may come out to maim you a little...
Nebula: *Peeking out from behind a column* (...Why do I get the feeling that she's seen me somewhere, and is imitating me? Meh. Well, if this goes on any longer, I'll just step in and obliterate stuff. ...And that girl ought to watch her mouth. You know, before I kill it.)
Aleri: *Glances back at column* ...There are columns in this room? I had no idea. Anyway, I'm afraid your days of LAZORing are over. *Flicker-teleport behind Kizu* ...Oh yeah, shadow powers rock. *slices LAZOR in half with Keyblade* Easy as-*Flicker-teleports away* -shooting fish in a barrel.

TC: Even easier when-

Haar: *flies in* *yawn* Hey, anyone know where I can take a nap? Maybe kill something with my axe, then take another nap?

<Haar? What are you doing here?>

Haar: Asking a *yawn* question. Why is my name in your Username?

Fourth Wall: *attempts to shock Haar*

Attack: Ping!

<Don't even try, Fourth. Haar's Defense is impregnable.>

Haar: Damn straight. Answer?

<Because, when I was making a username, you were the most awesome thing I could think of. Why do I keep confusing thing with think?>

Haar: Because, maybe you need a nap.

<<Can you say filler character?> So, you may want to try the Teachers' Lounge>

Haar: Thanks. *flies to teachers' lounge*

Nexus: *suspends lances above Kizu* EX BURST! IRON MAIDEN! *skewers lances through Kizu, says telepathicly to Haar_Dragon* It's what I do.

Haar: *flies back in* Eh, I got bored.

<You didn't even find it did you?>

Haar: Nope. Hey, I need money.

<I'll pay you to be a filler character.>

Haar: Done.

<*hands Haar digital money*>

Kizukanai: *walking home*

<*to Kizu* Didn't you just get skewered?>

Kizukanai: *In Japanese* ************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************!!