Kingdom High school: Heart High 1

< OH NO!!!!!!!! I found the game of nightmares!!!!!!!!!! *shudders* Battletoads *shivers*>

<you do realize this means I have to try and beat it now right?>

<Of course....it's mostly THAT ONE FREAKING LEVEL arrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhh >

<Oh and good luck *maniacal laughter* >

<stupid wind tunnel level >

<Up until now I had never played Battletoads and now I know why it's considered the hardest game ever. Yeah, you ****ing touch the spikes and you die?!?! And your plane, spaceship, thing can't fly fast enough to avoid them! What the hell!>

< pretty much though thats not the version I'm familiar with... heres what I remember https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idZ9C0Qtj2A >

<The one i played wasn't in color...>

< yea i know I played it too....not sure which is the original but the one in color...difficulty is just as bad >

<pretty much... the fighting part is easy... It's just the friggin' bike thing!!!>

Xoruan: *walks outside of school to find the blood still on the ground* Spaceman get drunk?

Larxene: *VERY sarcastic* Ding ding ding! We have a winner! You guessed it!

Xoruan: Heh. He really was annoying. I think Organization 12 sounds much catchier.

Larxene: Don't get too excited... He'll be back...

Xigbar: *disembodied hand DC's on top of xoruan's hand...*eye and lips appear floating by a branch on a nearby tree, then rest of bloodied parts appear and form grissly version of the chesire cat* *Phlem*Look Ish...a shshire kat..heeheeheehee

Xoruan: *throws broad sword at Xigbar, slashing through his body, slicing Xigbar in half, the broadsword coming back to have Xoruan catch it* *rips Xigbar's hand off of own* *places Xigbar's hand on ground* *slices Xigbar's hand up like a carrot*

???: ok i leave for a contest and Xigbar is turned into a friggin Salad dish

Larxene: He'll still be back...

Xoruan: Hey, if only to get him out for a minute or two.

Xigbar: *reassembles into his usual form but still a bloody mess next to larxene with his arm around her* Whashamatther...Mish me shweetie? *hiccup* *gives larxene a long lick up the side of her face*

Leo: *pulls down hood and steps on Xigbar's feet* Crap my new sneakers...*lights the pirate on fire* punk...hey sparky, how's non existience treat'n ya

Larxene:*dodges the lick* You go to hell1 You go to HELL AND YOU DIE!!! *electricnukes Xigbar*

Xigbar: *still with his arm around larxene letting her catch fire too* this is qquiite a buzz im getting here....Shushshhshshshshsh ....Lishen here.....*pauses for 2 minutes*......I forgotshh wha I wash gunn shay

<he's so drunk he doesn't even realize he's on fire and electrucuted>

Leo: I've been to hell...it qiute warm, and the devil bet me to hades...hades won

Larxene: *moves away from Xigbar so he falls flat on his face* GREAT! You got blood all over ANOTHER one of my cloaks...

Xigbar: *flat on the ground facing out to the right* *snoring LOUDLY*

Leo: *pulls a camo and starts poking Larxene with a stick*