TITAL 2: Why did It Take Me So Long To Do This?

Sammy: Ah. Well, I'm Sammy Green. Only thing I need done is a mod for my body, but I got it. *he pulls out a laptop* Ok, lets see if I can remember this... *he begins to type quickly* Done! *he then throws a small clay target* Wait for it...Now! *A hole forms on the tip of his right index finger, and .22 caliber bullets begin to fly towards the target at a blazing speed, destroying the target* Finger machine gun is working. RoF is around 850. I counted around 45 bullets fired before the firing stopped.

<Not sure if this is OP'd, but they're .22s XD>

<Dude, this is the KHverse. Guns as a whole suck. The only weapon worth using is

A) a Keyblade or B) Xemnas's lightsabers.>

<Objection: Xavier, Alexi, and Xigbar XD>

<Objection. Badass, Russian, and since when? Xigbar was killed in-canon.>

<Objection: Axel used chakrams and he killed about a hundred Nobodies, including Vexen, before spontaneously combusting XD>

<Y'know, I was wondering when someone would bring that up. Axel: The exception that proves the rule.

(For reference, see the spoiler tags in the Org XIV topic)>

<Fine. Objection: Felix>

<Objection: You, as gstol, cannot resist making everyone a badass, and as such, your cast does not count.

Objection: The OTHER Felix. From Golden Sun.>

<Objectio->

Rexial: *Pulls out Infinity and shoots through the Fourth Wall, narrowly missing my head* No more ****ty Phoenix Wright jokes. You never even played the series, dammit, Author!

<...n... Nevermind. And it wasn't a reference, they were just stating that they objected. So was I.>

Rexial: ...You know there's something wrong when I can't even tell what is and isn't a nerdy reference anymore. Yeah, reality is ****ed.

<Anyway, as I was saying... Objection: Rexial, Minato. They use swords and Personas.>

<Response: Rexial can't aim his gun worth a damn and Minato's "gun" is an Evoker. Which is something completely different, since it isn't used for shooting people.

And as proof of my claim that ninety percent of projectiles are worthless, the Xemnas Laser Dome.>

<It really f***ed Xeromus over in FGA. And I was making more of a point about the fact that swords still work about as well as Keyblades.>

<And yet the Keyblade will always win when pitted against one.

And FGA is non-canon. And Xeromus does not have a Keyblade.>

<Xile. And Minato can also wield weapons, it's just usually better for him to use Personas. >

<When has Xile ever used a gun? My point is that guns suck in this universe, Xile proves nothing...>

< -_- MY point was that there are weapons other than Xemnas's Ethereal Blades and the Keyblades that are still effective.>

<I was making a point of someone who used a sword that was still effective.>

<Dude, this is the universe where a Sitar can be used as a weapon. I was using something known as hyperbole, an exaggeration used to prove a point. Projectiles in this series are kinda bad, since most of them can be dodged easily, and the rest can be blocked. Once again, case in point, Xemnas Laser Dome.>

<True enough. But what about the spells used?>

Standing for a moment, indecisive, Xile contemplates going back to his old room. I have nothing anywhere else... I might as well. I wasn't exactly too friendly, but nonetheless I would be somewhat welcome... Unless they have a change in management. Even still, that's an easy problem to fix now. His mind made up, Xile opens a DC to the House and slowly steps in.

<It is one thing to shoot a man. It is another thing entirely to set his ass on FIRE with magical powers. The difference being how effective it is.>

<Note that "The magic spells" Includes Mega Flare. Which essentially nukes everything. Aside from that and Axel's finger-snap-of-death, most of them are easily blockable.>

Riku was the first one to notice Xile emerge from the corridor. "Well, been a long time since I've seen you. What was your name again?"

<He was stepping into the DC, but whatev.>

"Huh?" Xile was momentarily taken aback by someone immediately greeting him, let alone recognizing him. [i]Wasn't everyone typically running around doing crazy things?/i] "The name's Xile. I used to live here, as you mentioned, but... I don't believe I remember you."

<Meh.>
Riku replied, "It's been a LONG time, I wouldn't expect you to. It's Riku."

"Riku, Riku... Where have I-..." An epiphany suddenly strikes Xile. "Oh yeah! Dude, you're a legend! Your Replica did in my master once way back when." Xile smiles heartily at the memory of the telling of the story. "I made sure to remember to thank you personally someday. So, thanks."

<...Why am I in Novel for this?>
Riku: I had nothing to do with that. If you want to thank someone, Vexen made the replica.

<Cause I am? >

"Nonetheless, it was your data used, and for that, I am thankful." Xile bows slightly to Riku. "Who else is here? Is a man by the name of Marluxia present?"