TITAL 2: Why did It Take Me So Long To Do This?

Soldier3: He had documents we needed. Where is his body?

Aleri: Obliterated. There's no trace of it left, and there were certainly no documents left behind. Sorry to disappoint you, gentlemen. I'd ask for a little information in return for my help, but I really don't think I was helpful enough to warrant repayment. Still, you guys wouldn't mind telling me why you're targetting that Cecily girl, would you? I already know she's Demoni, but is there any other reason?

Soldier 1: She escaped from our testing facility. Do you know any information on where she is?



Cecily: Well, time to go home. *teleports home*

Sammy: I'm going home, this is too CREEPY! *teleports home*

Aleri: *Shrugs* Sorry, no clue. I've been looking for her since I learned she was Demoni. Mind if I join you? (If I stick with them, I may find information on their employer. I know it's Netheron Corp or whatever, but I need a little more than that. Plus, if they DO find Cecily, I can take the chance to stab them in the back... with my BFS Keyblade.)

Nexus: *watching TV*

Soldier 3: Eh, sure. *tosses him a M16* You're gonna need it.

Nexus: ...*changes channel*

Aleri: *Unsummons TELOS, then deftly catches the gun, and proceeds to check examine it, checking the safety, ammunition clips... generally pretending that he knows what he's doing* ...Right. (Dammit, I'd better work on my aim with a gun, or they may kick me out before I get anything done.) And assault rifle, huh? Not my preferred weapon, but I'll get used to it quickly enough.

Nexus: Boring! *Changes channel* By the Nine! O.O *locks channel, then changes channel* Better.

Soldier 1: Good, follow us. *adjusts his pocket on his flack jacket, revealing some documents*

Soldier 2: Dumbass! *smacks S1 with the stock of his rifle* You had them the whole time?

Aleri: Now, now, I'm sure it was a genius ploy to weed out people with threatening amounts of information, so that they could be disposed of. ...Or is he really just that stupid? I've known you guys for about two minutes; to me, at the moment, you're just faceless cannon fodder.

Soldier 2: He's that dumb.

Aleri: Well, aren't those important? If you were sent to retrieve them from Yuka-kun, they must be. And thanks to his forgetfulness, they're still here! Isn't that just wonderful?

Soldier 2: Point given. *opens a portal to THTNW* Everyone in.

Jack sk: *appears next to soldier 2* Whatcha doing?

Soldier 2: None of your business. Now where's my rum...*walks through the portal*

-THTNW-

Sammy: *still shaking*

Cecily: Something wrong?

Sammy: I'm fine...

*the soldiers appear in the living room*


Sammy: ****!

Soldier 2: On the ground, NOW!


Cecily: Make me, pig! *enters Demoni form*

All 3 soldiers: *begin shooting at Cecily*

Cecily: *begins to make the bullets float* You're outarmed, outclassed, and outpowered. *she drops the bullets* The M16 carries 30 5.56 NATO rounds per magazine. You're outta ammo.

Soldier 2: Or are we? *pulls out a S&W 500 and shoots Cecily*

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Suddenly, everything began to move slowly. Sammy jumped in front of Cecily, and took the shot in the knee, effectively blowing his leg clean off. Everything began moving at a regular pace, and Sammy hit the floor with a loud thud. He pulled out a P99 handgun, and shot the three soldiers in the thigh, stopping them, while keeping them alive.

Jack sk: *grabs bullet mid flight* That was rude and highly uncalled for *summons pumpkin head Keyblade stab soldier through chest* Anyone else! *rips keyblade by blade out chest*

<he already shot them -_- but maybe it was a misfire>

Soldier 2: Flak jack, boney.

Lia: Ew, ew, EW!

Sammy: What? This? *points to his stub of a leg, which is crackling with electricity, and squirts some blood.*Hey Jack?

Jack: Yeah?

Sammy: Can you get a right leg and right leg joint from my room?

Jack:You're on your own, stubby.

Sammy: Goddamnit. v.v

Lucy: Jeez Jack, why did you--

Jack: I was joking! *throws Sammy the parts needed*

Sammy: *pops the new joint in, then the leg* Much better. *kicks Soldier 2 in the face* Yup, it's working. *removes the blood stain into a vial*

Allie: (They're lucky I foresaw that...)

Jack Sk: Ok then *Grabs soldier 2 and wrenches head breaking neck* Lets see that fack jacket stop that.

A soft click is heard behind all the commotion, "Leave now."

Xavier's voice penetrated the silence that his gun had created, "And I won't have to end your pitiful lives early."

"Remember gentlemen." He said as the soldier Jack had killed fell to the floor, "Momento Mori. You're going to die sooner or later." He gave each soldier a glare that shown how serious he really was.

Soldier 1: x.x*dies from lack of oxygen, drops 5 rum bottles*

Sammy: Well holy ****. And Jack, keep the second soldier alive! Xavier, I'll handle the middle one. *notices the documents* I'll just take these. *takes the documents from Soldier 1's corpse*

Soldier 3: God... *begins to limp away*

<soidier 2 is the one jack sk killed one is still alive>

<*facebed*>

Sammy: Wait a minute... *looks at soldier 1*He's faking! *he kicks out a big shoe knife, and kicks it through his chest*

Jack sk: So I guess that means were taking no prisoners then *picks up flack jacket* off topic but I'll be taking this as a trophy.

Sammy:*points to the rum bottles* You want those?