TITAL 2: Why did It Take Me So Long To Do This?

Fifeyux: *somersaults backwards over Xiruk's head and runs down a side corridor leading into a giant maze*

Xiruk: *blindfold trick*

Fifeyux: *still running around in the maze at lightning speeds not stopping for an instant*

Xiruk: this is stupid. *opens DC on all sides of Fifeyux that lead to Overtherelandland* <yes, I know I said land twice>

Fifeyux: *trips and falls through the DC knocking herself unconscious in the process*

Xiruk: *DCs to Overtherelandland* Wow. just. Wow.

Fifeyux: *waking up a few hours later* Where......where am I?

Norio, Lyxsal, Josephine: You're in Macarenaland! *Do Macarena* Join us!
Norio: POOOOOOPPPPP TAAAAAARRRRTS!!!!!!!!
Lyxsal: Why does that sound familiar?
Norio: Why won't Axel join in the Macarena?
* s fly overhead in a UFO, suck Norio, Lyxsal, and Josephine up into it, then drop them out.*
Norio: What in the name of Xigbar are we doing here?
Josephine: I think I remember something about..... Macaroni?

Drake: Yeah, that was Luxia's description of an unfindable location...

Xiruk: You're not in THTNW. You're in Overtherelandland. Yes, land twice.

Zexion: The pollen is actually helpful, believe it or not. It increases battle power if you use it on yourself, but otherwise acts as a hallucinogen.

Norio: Well, that still doesn't explain why you was all like DIIIIBBS and he was all like dude was you smoking paopou leafs oh summthin.
Lyxsal: Sometimes I wonder about him....
Josephine: YES, I ALSO ENJOY MONKEYS!!!
Norio and Lyxsal: *Realize that s have taken Josephine's ears
Lyxsal: *Throws Chakram at UFO, knocking the out of it.
: Wawazzat fur? *burp*
Norio: Give Josephine her ears back!
: Oh, oh god....... *barf*
Josephine: MY EARS!!! GROSS!!!!!!
Lyxsal: Here. *Uses water powers to wash it away & gives Josephine ears back*
Norio: So uh, why are you , Mr. ?
: My left me.
Norio: Oh, that's too bad..... *hugs *

Axel:*comes out from a Dc and joins in dancing the macerana*

Random :*hops in* *starts eating Cereal*

Axel:Silly Trix are for kids!!*takes cereal away*

Zexion: I don't know. I get a little overexcited when I see such prospective students as yourself. Also, I have smoked Paopu for 5 years. *turns around and snorts a Megalixer* Now, what else do you need me for?

Axel:*gives Zexion Rabbit* I don't care what ya do to it.*eats SSIC*

Norio: just
Josephine: just
Lyxsal: just-
Norio: Stop repeating me!
Josephine: Stop repeating me!
Lyxsal: Stop repea-
Norio: What did I say?!?
Lyxsal: Why does SHE get to do it?
Josephine: Cuz I'm his girlfriend!
Lyxsal: *facepalm*

Xiruk: *Stares* I'm the only semi normal person here. good thing it's midnight though.

Diryax: *tackles Xiruk out of nowhere ripping out a lock of his hair in the process*

Fifeyux: Why did that green Giraffe tackle the talking snowman?

Norio: Nooorrmal? Is that how it's pronounced? I've only seen it written.
Saix: *randomly DCs upside-down style and smacks on back of head with Claymore, killing him* Silly Alien. Alcohol is for humans! *glugs a flask* And dee uckayshunull Nobuggy.....
Lyxsal: Saix is a drunken, steak-addicted, X-faced, elf-eared, blue-haired Vice Principal. Weird.
Drunk Saix: I ken ullsho do dish.... *turns into with face*
Josephine: OMGWTFBBQ!!!
Drunk Saix Bomb: I ish gunna eckshplode in free.... too..... wunn...... KABLAMMA!!
Norio: *puts up darkness shield around everyone* *sees that explosion is done, and releases shield*
Blown Up Drunk Saix: Haha! Dat vush aweshumm!!! I ish Shaix Dusht!
Lyxsal: omg, Saix is weird.
Drunken Saix Dust: *singing* Ma dusht ish shcattered awll ova da wurlld!!!
Josephine: *sees Saix Dust moving*
Saix: Haha! I'm in my whole form, and I'm not drunk anymore! Take that, anybody who bet against me in High School! *flashbacks*
Young Isa: I bet you guys that once I get my diploma, I can become a teacher, turn into a bomb, blow myself up into dust, and then pull myself all together! *People around him hand in hundreds of dollars for bet* *unflashbacks* And now, I get to keep all of their money! Though, I would have, regardless, because they're all dead. Oh, well. I guess I'll do random stuff with my tongue.

Xiruk: *punches Diryax in the head* Stop that! *Calls cops* Get out of here! I'm just realized I'm the only one. not drunk *collapses for no apparent reason*

Diryax: *sliding along ground after receiving punch to head* Doesn't matter to me.... *in a sing-song voice waving the lock of hair* I got what I wanted *DCs*

random police officer (RPO): Which way did she go sir?

Xiruk: that way. *points into DC*

RPO: *runs into DC*

Norio: Wait, was that police officer human?
Lyxsal: Yeah, I think so. Why does it- Oh no.
Josephine: You just killed a Random Police Officer, Xiruk!

<inside the DC>
Diryax: *ties the RPO up with vines then swings him all over the place pummeling him to near death then tosses him back out the DC with a note attached saying "I WON'T GO BACK THERE!!! NEVER!!!!!!!"

Xiruk: no I didn't. He commited Suicide.

RPO: Dude she is insane! *Into car radio* I'll need some backup.

Xiruk: Right here!

RPO: I meant authorized backup!

Xiruk: fine...

Backup (BU): *Arrives*

Xiruk: That way. *points into DC*

RPO and BU: *into DC*