TITAL 2: Why did It Take Me So Long To Do This?

Eques: give me the right f***ing gun then

Me: There are no guns in here. I just used a cannon.

Aleri: *Comes crashing down in front of Eques* Uuuuugh... Oh, hey! I found a shotgun in one of the chests, but it was another trap... I don't use guns, so you can have it!

[Eques obtained Shotgun!]

Aleri: See ya! *Jumps back up to previous floor before the holes seal themselves magically*

Eques: Thanks Al! *puts shotgun away and whips out a canon*

Me: Lolz, hax.

Eques: Im a writer everything I can do is hax

Me: Not you, Nebula. We've already estabilshed that you're hax.

<It is because I try not to go crazy with hax... The less hax you use, the better it is when you do.>

Aleri: *Whistling, killing monsters, opening chests, you know the drill* Wow. This is easy. Usually, I have a hard time in easier dungeons. Those Suck pills are really effective...

[Aleri]
[Level: 487 (Max=99)]
[Gil: 3,009,255,374]
[Munny: 2,800]
[Hax Mode: On]

Me: Nebula, Aleri's haxing again...
<I'm still in the suitcase>

Nebula: *Flickers in* Well, he forgot his pills. What am I to do, shove them down his throat? It's kinda fun watching him kill stuff that would kill a maxed-out Final Fantasy party... and it's unclear, are you inside that briefcase? I'm wearing a blindfold for plot convenience.

Me: Yes I am. And Yes, shove them down his throat. Or better yet, up his nose.

Nebula: Is it screwing up your plot? 'Cuz otherwise, I'd like Al to enjoy throwing himself into danger. It's easier to get him to do dangerous stuff and get burned if he doesn't always fail when he tries. In the end, it will be funnier. I can eject him from the castle if it's screwing up your plot...

Me: It's not, I just wanted him to get something shoved up his nose that doesn't fit. My mind is...let's not even go there, okay?

Nebula: *Opens the briefcase* Uh, don't you have any characters suited to comic relief?

Me: Yeah, just not in this topic.

Eques: *started juggling dark auras*

Nebula: Hm? Shall we rectify this problem? *> : )*

Me: Nah. Don't really care. I have all of...two serious characters. Both in Org. XIV.

Eques: *throws them at Nebula* DODGE

Nebula: *Catches the Dark Aura* Well, that was uncalled for. YOu're almost making me feel unwelcome... *Flickers out*

Eques: *Sad face, disappears*

<:P?>

Nebula: *Flickers back in* Oh, forgot something. *Throws Dark Aura at a monster behind where Eques was* That's better. That thing was a real eyesore. I could see it through my blindfold, it was so ugly. It was making be irritable... *Leans against a wall*

Eques: *reappears with popcorn*

Me: *pulls chocolate out of briefcase* This'll be fun to watch.
<As it stands, my feet are hanging in the briefcase, while the rest of me is hanging off the side watching.>