What would a KH character say to the above sig?

Light: You are Cosmos. He's Chaos. Get the picture?

Cloud: What's your point? I've been there before.

Laguna: Oh, geez. Here we go. Guys, get the shrink ray! I might need to use that space ship as a gun again!

Kuja: ... *Force Symphony*

<Crap, I haven't gotten FFIX just yet, so I don't even know what that does...>

Laguna: *shoots Kuja in the neck*

<Force Symphony is a Duodecim move. Aerial, Hp attack.>

Kuja: *blocks using barrier*

<I know, I've beaten them both.>
Jecht: *tackles Kuja to the ground*

Golbez: Eat this. *Cosmic Ray*

Tidus: Yeah, get him!

Me: Shut up Tidus! *kicks Tidus in the face*

Tidus: *bleeding on the floor*

Me: Damn you're annoying. HEY! I NEED SOMEONE AWESOME!

Bartz: You called?

Me: ...You'll do. Just attack Golbez, m'kay?

Bartz: Sure. *Goblin PUnch*

Kefka: Someone call for a clown? *havoc wing on Bartz*

Locke: As a matter of fact...no. *mugs Kefka*

<Time to bring some KH back>

Mickey: No. *strike raid*

Locke: *jumps over Mickey* You realize that clown tried to destroy the world, right?

Sora: *mouth hanging open* I KNEW clowns were evil!

Terra(FFVI): As a matter of fact, he did.

Locke: I was there Terra.

Sora: *Mouth hits ground*

Terra: You can be an idiot, Locke.

Locke: Maybe so, but who was it that saved you in that cave? I seem to remember myself leading an army of moogles.

Sora: *eye bulge* MOOGLES?!

Locke: You'd be surprised.

Terra: *shakes her head*

Locke: ...What? What are you thinking? Probably something about...I dunno.

Sora: You don't get 'em either, do you?

Locke: Not at all.

Light: *bouncing off walls*

Riku: Well, someone's hyper.

Snow: WHO GAVE HER SUGAR?!

Serah: *shaking her head*

Firion: *blinking*

Me: DAMN you're boring! Like, Cloud's voice actor levels of boring!

Cloud: That's hardly-

Me: Show some emotion damn you!

Sora: Which-

Me: BOTH of them!

Vaan: This is bad...

Me: What's bad? Cloud sounds boring and Firion IS boring. Sephiroth sounds boring too. So does Squall. And let me guess, the fangirls are going to kill me?

Riku: Most likely.

Me: Well then, while I'm on it, I may as well add that Squall's thoughts on Rinoa are less caring and more obsessive, stalkerish, and damn creepy. In addition, Square makes four types of characters. Very cheerful, very emo, ones who swap between the two, and ones who don't talk. I THINK that's everything. Oh, wait. Nomura, would it KILL you to have a character you didn't design NOT look silly? Cecil's armor was asymmetrical, so was Golbez's, Terra looked like she just rolled out of bed, Bartz was the same, and Warrior of Light wasn't true to his original design at all, not to mention I couldn't help but laugh when I saw Onion Knight. And what the hell's up with your fetish for horns? Garland's armor, The Emperor's hair, Golbez's armor, Exdeath with his bright freaking blue armor and thing sticking off his head, Ultimecia's f*cking HAIR, and Jecht's Final Aeon shoulder spikes, Gabranth's helmet...WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SPIKES IN YOUR GAMES?!?!?!

Me: Whew. End rant that will have me slaughtered by every fangirl of the series and I am completely boned, aren't I?

Tidus: Yep!

Me: Shut up! *punches Tidus* WHY ARE YOU SUCH A PUSSY?!