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Post  Admin (HalcyonWandering) on Thu Dec 06, 2012 2:27 am

Step 1) Go to gizoogle.net
Step 2) Copy an URL from TITAL into the search bar
Step 3) Post comedy gold

An example from Zombieland, gizoogle style:

(Nick has gained tha juice of tha Ghetto Arcana yo. His persona has reached a freshly smoked up tier, Orpheus Telos has become Vishnu, tha fearless preserver of ghettos!)

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Post  PsychoticDoctor on Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:11 pm

Haar's Location, Gizoogled:

Pretty shizzle I'm right here, mutha****a.
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Post  Haar_Dragon on Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:24 pm

Woo!

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Post  khfreak358 on Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:27 pm

I wanna be tha straight-up best, like no one ever was. To catch em is mah real test. To train em is mah cause. I will travel across tha land, searchin far n' wide. Each Pokemon ta understand tha juice thatz inside. Pokemon, muthaf*cka! Gotta catch 'em all, muthaf*cka! Itz you n' mah dirty ass. I know itz mah destiny, muthaf*cka! Pokemon, muthaf*cka! Gotta catch 'em all, muthaf*cka! Oooohhh, yo ass is mah dopest playa, up in a ghetto our crazy-ass asses must defend. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthaf*cka! Pokemon, muthaf*cka! Gotta catch 'em all, muthaf*cka! A heart so true, muthaf*cka! Our courage will pull our asses through, muthaf*cka! Yo ass teach mah crazy ass n' I be bout ta teach you, muthaf*cka! Pokemon, muthaf*cka! Gottac catch 'em all, muthaf*cka! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon!

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Post  Haar_Dragon on Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:30 pm

...I gotta wonder whether people in the ghetto actually end almost every sentence with "Muthaf*cka!" After a while, it gets kind of annoying.

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Post  khfreak358 on Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:32 pm

You're telling me, I had to censor it. Gizoogle seems to do it whenever there's an exclamation point.

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Post  Haar_Dragon on Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:39 pm

...I looked at one page in TITAL, and it put that after a question mark. Dafuqisdisshiite?

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Post  NebulaGregarZX on Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:56 pm

Here's something you'll probably recognize... Censored for your viewing pleasure.



Haar: <...Sonic '06, Nebula, biatch? Sonic '06?

JK, His Ghetto kicks ass.>

Nebula: <I tend ta put cold lil' woo wop references tha f*ck into mah dialogue a lot, don't I, biatch? Well, I muthaf*ckin thought dat sayin it like dat had mo' betta flow ta it than tha slightly-different phrase I was goin ta use.>

Haar: <What was tha other phrasing?>

Nebula: <"If you wanna beat him, you mo' betta brang yo' best." ...Actually, maybe I DID just chizzle it as a reference ta His Ghetto...>



"Whoa, Nancy. I never holla'd I thought it was gonna be easy as f*ck ," Sylvia frowned. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthaf*cka! "I aint gotz a ego tha size of dis castle, unlike you and yo' other, you know, nahmeean?" Biatch folded her arms wit a serious expression. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. "Itz just dat tha threat of beatin tha livin shizzle outta tha universe is somethang I find unbelievable. Guess itz tha kind of juice I gotta peep fo' mah dirty ass....", her ass admitted wit a lil' small-ass nod. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthaf*cka! "I may not be as bangin as you lot yo, but hey. I like a phat fight," her ass smirked.

"So, muthaf*cka! Yo Crazy-Ass Highness. Give mah crazy ass mo' of a lowdown on dis guy. Is he a Heartless, biatch? No Mothaf*cka, biatch? Somethang else entirely?" Biatch inquired Lizzle wit a quirked eyebrow. "And how tha f*ck do our crazy-ass asses bust a cap up in him?"

"Our thugged-out asses be thinkin he be straight human... Emphasis on think. But, he be straight gotz some sort of weird juice ta his ass n' don't give any sort of concern fo' his own well bein durin battle. Itz a strange steez of high risk, high reward dat works rather well." Lizzle holla'd plainly as Maya emerged from his shadow noddin up in agreement.

"Straight-up hard ta track too... Maya tried n' failed..." Biatch looked a lil downcast by her own remark.

Aleri uncrossed his thugged-out arms n' chillaxed, not realizin dat he had been so tense from tha thought of X-Sigma. "Don't worry bout it, Maya. I be shizzle he'll sheezy his dirty ass when he makes his crazy-ass move, anyway, knowin his muthaf*ckin ass yo. Dude straight a arrogant, conceited lil hustla of a puppy-killer, n' he be straight not goin ta be subtle. Even if he don't sheezy his dirty ass, no diggitizzle yo dirty ass is gonna be able ta detect his f*ckin location when he tries ta pull off his universal destruction schtick." Dude tried ta be as reassurin as he could, hidin his worries ta resolve Maya's.

Da Felix screen turned ta Aleri, somehow knowin what tha f*ck he was thankin, n' holla'd, "Oblivion, biatch? Mo' like a interdimensionizzle rift. Many multiverses exist other than dis one dat is exact copies wit one chizzle, chillin on other dimensionizzle planes. If X-Sigma succeeds, tha fabric of dis dimension will rip n' anythang chillin up in tha oblivion when it do is ghon be sucked onto another dimensionizzle plane. Right back up in yo muthaf*ckin ass. So, therez a second chizzle ta live yo, but I be not shizzle on how tha fuck our lives will be, e.g, our crazy-ass asses may git sucked tha fuck into a thugged-out dimension where it rains donutz instead of water."

Lizzle looked angrily at Felix, "Yo ass aren't helpin tha morale here, Felix. Go back ta tha Spirit Guardians..."

Da Felix screen scowled, n' holla'd ta Lizzle, "I be not muthaf*ckin Felix, tha real one be all up in tha SW HQ, I be just a thugged-out drone done cooked up from ethereal material busted ta observe. I be bout ta make shizzle ta keep mah grill shut from now on, as long as you don't bust mah crazy ass back yo, but, up in all seriousness, tha SW do need ta peep what tha fuck be happenin, I mean, possible destruction of tha multiverse n' all dat exist within it aint nuthin but a pretty blingin matter."

"Then, make yo ass scarce." Lizzle holla'd decisively.

Da lil' mackdaddy scanned tha crowd before his muthaf*ckin ass.

"Everyone, be ready. I suggest light trainin n' tha like ta keep yourselves active..." Lizzle frowned, "I be thinkin tha battle is ghon be soon upon us."

Da Felix screen nodded n' done cooked up his dirty ass invisible ta tha others n' holla'd, "Thanks, Lizzle."

Aleri sighed, turnin ta Sylvia. "...Okay, I peep what tha fuck yo ass is gettin at wit tha whole mind-readin thang. Remind mah crazy ass not ta do dat if our crazy-ass asses run tha fuck into each other again."

"Besides, if tha universe collapses, we're screwed. Y'all KNOW dat sh*t, muthaf*cka! And, fo' tha record, we're not shizzle whether we're rappin' bout tha universe and tha multiverse. If itz tha multiverse, then therez not a god damn thang ta fall tha fuck into if our crazy-ass asses survive yo, but fail." Dude pointed out, not exactly helpin wit tha whole morale thang.

"...Er, well, uh... not dat we're gonna fail. I be pretty Kool & Tha Gang bout dat sh*t. I mean, be thinkin bout it yo. Dude may be unbelievably powerful yo, but therez mo' than thirty of our asses against just his muthaf*ckin ass. Three of our asses alone be a thugged-out destructizzle force dat few can stand against, n' wit five, biatch? X-Sigma would be tha only one ta survive against dat kind of power. Mulitply it by six n' he be straight a thugged-out dead man."

"I hope yo ass is muthaf*ckin right there, Aleri." Lizzle noted before addressin tha congregation as a whole.

"Everyone, be ready. X-Sigma could battle at any time n' we're goin ta need everyonez help... I can tell dat much." Lizzle holla'd wit tenacity, "Prepare fo' tha worst so our crazy-ass asses aint gotz ta deal wit dat shit."

XGeass: <Wow thangs seem ta have gotten slow az of late.>


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Post  lethalityComplex on Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:17 am

*facepalm*
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Post  NebulaGregarZX on Mon Dec 10, 2012 3:15 pm

I feel that it translated "biatch" into Ranger's writing a bit too much...

Forgive me, I was still sick when I posted that. Whatever sense I usually have, it was unavailable to me then. >_> <_< ...I'm not taking it down, though. *Handwave* Unless somebody actually wants it removed, in which case, I shall immediately comply.

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Post  Whats_Up4444 on Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:45 am

Lmao I love this.

Reading my posts in so hilarious. XD
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Post  ARanger on Sat Dec 15, 2012 10:37 pm

Oh my god, I'm dying. XD Poor Sylvia. And I felt it put more 'asses' than biatches than was necessary imo, but that just made it funnier. XDD Like the line
"Itz just dat tha threat of beatin tha livin shizzle outta tha universe is somethang I find unbelievable. Guess itz tha kind of juice I gotta peep fo' mah dirty ass....", her ass admitted wit a lil' small-ass nod.

Still, this is my favourite part:

"...Er, well, uh... not dat we're gonna fail. I be pretty Kool & Tha Gang bout dat sh*t. I mean, be thinkin bout it yo. Dude may be unbelievably powerful yo, but therez mo' than thirty of our asses against just his muthaf*ckin ass. Three of our asses alone be a thugged-out destructizzle force dat few can stand against, n' wit five, biatch? X-Sigma would be tha only one ta survive against dat kind of power. Mulitply it by six n' he be straight a thugged-out dead man."

Destructizzle. I get amused very easily. *snicker*
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Post  Zeldaman2.0 on Sun Dec 16, 2012 12:30 am

Absolutely nothing was posted here... Totally >.>


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Post  khfreak358 on Sun Dec 16, 2012 12:56 am

Wrong topic, Zeldaman.

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