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Post  XGeass on Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:22 pm

Seras has an arm made of shadows.....she wins.
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Post  Haar_Dragon on Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:47 pm

Heath! Cormag! Haar!

all 3: *Fly in on wyverns*

Heath: You called?

Cormag: What?

Haar: *yawns*

Me: Three wyvern masters.

Heath: Wyvern Knight.

Cormag: Same.

Haar: Dragonlord.

Me: ...You all ride wyverns and have lances. Invalid.

Haar: I use Axes.

Me: But you can use lances! Invalid!

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Post  NebulaGregarZX on Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:59 pm

<Oh, please. For those pesky immortal beings like vampires, just use a Keyblade to seal them away for eternity. Never fails... unless some idiot releases the seal.>

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Post  Haar_Dragon on Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:03 pm

Heath: Which is why killing them is smarter.

Cormag: Who are you people anyway?

Haar: Haar, wyvern rider in service of my own shipping company.
<Not joking either>

Heath: Heath, wyvern knight of Bern.

Me: Haar_Dragon. Nerdy kid on the internet.

Cormag: *stares*

Me: What?!

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Post  Maverick Entity on Thu Apr 14, 2011 1:00 am



Face it, we all want to be the major.

Which reminds me. "Summons entire Lezte Battalion"

Me: "Adjusts monocle" KRIEG!


BTW, Walter was called forth to not fight Seras. She never fought him, just the badass German werewolf.

Also, Alucard finally got what he wanted from Integra in the end of the manga, so he is still top badass.

And yes, I have practiced that speech before IRL. Twisted Evil
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Post  XGeass on Thu Apr 14, 2011 1:27 am

No I really don't want to be the Major he scares me to much, though being Alucard? I wouuld give anything to be him for a day Cool, and Nebula you haven't seen Hellsing because if you have you would know that sealing wouldn't really work well...at least not on Alucard anyway
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Post  Maverick Entity on Thu Apr 14, 2011 1:36 am

C'mon, you get to be a cyborg whose only desire is war.

Plus, you get airships that launch vampire soldiers gundam style. cheers

In fact, I call dibs on the airships, save for the one Seras blew up, lol.

"Thinks about how to give Roland an airship"
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Post  XGeass on Thu Apr 14, 2011 2:08 am

Lets see all powerful vampire king or small chubby warmonger whos army was mostly destroyed by said vampire....WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM GOING TO CHOOSE!?!?!
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Post  Maverick Entity on Thu Apr 14, 2011 3:33 am

Okay... I didn't say you had to choose between them.
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Post  lethalityComplex on Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:18 am

*facepalm* ...BWWAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!! *giant LAZ0R*
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Post  NebulaGregarZX on Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:40 am

<Well, do these vampires happen to resist being obliterated in one gigantic blast? As in, has anybody ever blown one up in a fiery explosion, completely destroying their body, and gotten a result?>

Aleri: Ah, I think I'll avoid these vampires, thanks. I don't like dying. Besides, every time I die, I somehow return as somebody else. As in, Rexial. And he's a jerk.
Xeromus: Yes, and my weapon can't stab. It's a typical, basic scythe, with no additional blades or points.
Nebula: I'm a robot. I can't die if I'm not alive to begin with, right?
Aleri: You managed to die on GameFAQs, Nebula.
Nebula: That's 'cuz I used a suicidal attack that used every ounce of energy in my body, AND if it were in reality, my face would have melted off. I used it in the cyberspace area of a robot kid from the future... Of course, it makes no sense when I retell it. It made perfect sense at the time...
Aleri: Shut up already.
Xeromus: Go kill a vampire or something.
Nebula: But... I've never even seen a vampire movie, let alone play Castlevania!
Xeromus: Stop being a pansy and fight.
Nebula: No way, man. I'm not stupid.
Xeromus: As leader of the Organization XIV, I command you to fight!
Nebula: **** no. I'm not part of your organization.
Aleri: Can we please just hide now? I think there are undead with murderous intentions nearby.*Casts a combination spell: Reflega and Stopga. The Stopga keeps Reflega from disappearing, creating an impenetrable shield... for a while.*

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Post  XGeass on Thu Apr 14, 2011 1:29 pm

NebulaGregarZX wrote:<Well, do these vampires happen to resist being obliterated in one gigantic blast? As in, has anybody ever blown one up in a fiery explosion, completely destroying their body, and gotten a result?>
Yes and no for low level vampires or the artificially made ones yes, for the true high level vampires it depends their immortality depends on the number of souls they have. The number of souls Alucard(the main character)has number in the millions so he is basically invincible because you would have to kill him a million times over and even then he could still get more souls by drinking blood from his enemies. Seras(the one I summoned) cannonly only has 1 soul so she could survive once but after that any type of fatal attack that could kill a vampire would have the same effect on her but even then she could still get more the same way Alucard can soooooo......your screwed.Laughing
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Post  Haar_Dragon on Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:43 pm

*sigh* Yo! Cast of the Fire Emblem Series!

All FE Characters, ever: *run in*

Me: Stab. That. Vampire.

All FE Characters with pointy weapons: *stab Seras*

Me: Let's see, that's two...no, seven...Thirtynine...Three-hundred already? Oh, nope, sorry, only onehundred. But still, that's an impressive number. I'm sure there'd be more, but you can only fit so many units on any given side of a vampire, so...

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Post  XGeass on Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:10 pm

But you missed her heart every single time soooOOOOOoooooo

Me: Seras darling rip those Fire Emblem characters limb from limb
Seras:But they aren't vampires.
Me: Yes but they tried to kill you sweety.
Seras:True bu...did you just call me sweety?
Me: N-n-no that is just crazy haha...ha. Embarassed
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Post  Haar_Dragon on Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:16 pm

Me: ...Athos.

Athos: Yes?

Me: Ultimate Fire Spell Whose Name I can't Remember.

Athos: *casts Fire-type spell with equivalent of sunlight*

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Post  XGeass on Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:26 pm

Me:But Seras can walk in sunlight. Neutral
Seras:Im not done talking to you yet!
Me:Please could just kill them then we could talk.
Seras: Fine.*grabs random FE character slams face against the wall and I think you see where I am going with this*
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Post  Haar_Dragon on Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:27 pm

Me: And, cue Heath.

Heath: *stabs Seras in heart via back*

Me: And, cue Nephenee.

Neph: *does what Heath did*

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Post  XGeass on Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:40 pm

I said Seras gets one Death Has No Effect On You card and did I forget to mention that the weapons you use for stabbing them in the heart have the be blessed. YAY FOR BROKEN VAMPIRE POWERS. lol! *watches as Seras kills Heath*
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Post  lethalityComplex on Fri Apr 15, 2011 6:13 am

MITSURUGIHAX! *stabs Seras through the heart several times with katana* ZASALAMELHAX *slices Seras' heart in half with scythe* If she ain't dead after that, she is a HAX0R!
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Post  Haar_Dragon on Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:15 am

All vamps are haxorz gstol. Hang on. Elice!

Elice: May I help?

Me: You may. Use your Aum staff to revive Heath.

Elice: I will. *Heath is revived*

Me: Now don't go thinking that's broken. Aum can only be used once.

Ike: If a blessed weapon can kill, a dually blessed weapon makes it even easier. I just need a human meat-tank.

Oswin: I'll do it. I got nothing better to do.

Ike: Okay, I need you to let her latch onto your heavily armored neck.

<Armored characters: Draug Roger Oswin Wallace Gilliam Brom Tauroneo Gatrie>

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Post  XGeass on Fri Apr 15, 2011 6:10 pm

gstol1 wrote:MITSURUGIHAX! *stabs Seras through the heart several times with katana* ZASALAMELHAX *slices Seras' heart in half with scythe* If she ain't dead after that, she is a HAX0R!

I have no clue what that was meant to do but is doesn't matter because you would be dead before you could get to well that battle cry I can't pronounce and Seras isn't limited to close combat

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Post  Haar_Dragon on Fri Apr 15, 2011 7:29 pm

Holy ****.

Oswin: *tries to stab Seras*

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Post  Kizukanai on Fri Apr 15, 2011 7:46 pm

Kizukanai: SAKE FOR ALL! drunken
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Post  Haar_Dragon on Fri Apr 15, 2011 7:49 pm

*splashes water in Kizu's face* No! No beer!

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Post  Kizukanai on Fri Apr 15, 2011 7:51 pm

Kizukanai: NOT THE FREAKING BEVERAGE, YOU BAKA! I MEAN sake, like SANITY! Evil or Very Mad *Kills Haar_Dragon*
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