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Post  Whats_Up4444 on Wed Aug 01, 2012 5:10 am

Kingdom Colon: Duece Drop Dump.

Over at The Castle That Never Was, the number VIII wakes up with a smile, he opens his freakishly long arms and yawns, sitting in his bed, he then grabs his gut in sharp pain.

"Aww, man. Yeah, Axel. Go make your special extra hot and spicy chili. You'll win the contest!" Axel said sarcastically, thinking back to the other night. He then turns to the solid gold 1st place trophy.

"Worth it" He said with pride. But then he groans in pain again. "Or maybe not. This number VIII needs to make some number II". He throws his blanket over and exits his room. In the hallway now, he walks just three doors down to THE ONLY BATHROOM IN THE ENTIRE CASTLE! Opening the door, based on the castle and it's size you'd expect the bathroom would be bigger. Along with being the only one. Not even a shower. THAT'S on the other end of the hallway. Just a sink and toilet. Not even toilet paper. I mean, the shower room could have a- WHAT?! NO TOILET PAPER! HOLY FIRAGA! AIN'T THIS A LARXENE! 

Axel stood angry and in shock. He knows where to get more. One place. The Toilet Paper storage room. Some called it a myth. A legend. And by that, he means Demyx, Luxord, Marluxia, Larxene and Roxas and Xion. 

It's located right on the other side of the castle. Why? Why? Why would they do such a thing. It's like they enjoy torturing others and themselves. Or Larxene built the castle. Either way, it's gonna suck getting there. 

And so Axel walked. And walked.

And walked.

AND WALKED!

Until he made it to the  west wing of the castle. As he stood there. Thinking of the rumors.

They, as in the noobs, say the toilet paper stoarge rooms holds millions of toilet paper rolls. All brands, soft, not so soft. Two ply, three ply. Even eight ply. Some are scented. Pyramids lasting for miles.

Of course it's all exaggerations. It's just a closet with some rolls on a shelf. 

Axel opens the door....

And there's only one roll left. This was very drastic. All the members ate the chili. Multiple bowls even. It was that good. And Axel needed at least that one roll. He was hoping for a roll and a half. Probably all the members ended up using the pyramid. So it looks like he's going to have to double fold the paper and really get up in there. 

He took the roll and was ready drop his guts out.

But now, he needs to walk ALL the way back to the other side of the castle AGAIN. 

And so Axel walked. 

"NUH-UH!"
"YA-HUH!"

And walked.

"NUH-UH!"
"YA-HUH!"

And walked. 

"NUH-UH!"
"YA-HUH!"

AND WAL- Wait! What the hell is that?

"NUH-UH!"
"YA-HUH!"

It was Xion and Roxas. Arguing as always.  

"NUH-UH!" Roxas.
"YA-HUH!" Xion.

<I>I swear. It's more like they're brother and sister at times. Come on, Axel. Play it cool. Ignore them. You'll just get in the middle and be drown in questions.</I>

Axel took the roll and threw it up, catching it. Repeating it several times as he walked and whistled his theme song.

"NUH-UH!"
"YA-HUH!"
"NUH-UH!"
"YA-HUH!"
"NUH-UH!"
"YA-HUH!"
"AXEL!" They said at the same time.

<I>Fail./I>

"What is it?" Axel said grabbing the back of his hair. Ready to tear 'em right out.

"Who would in a fight-" Roxas said, being pushed  away by Xion.

"A two-headed dinosaur with a pea-sized brains-" Xion said and Roxas jumped in.

"And razor sharp teeth! Or some stupid robot bigfoot-" Roxas again, cut short.

"A very smart robot bigfoot!" Xion said.

"A Two-headed dinosaur would rip him to shreads!" Roxas got in Xion's face, hands to his sides.

"All the robot Bigfoot would have to do is stand still and the idiot two-headed dinosaur wouldn't even see him". Xion crossed her arms, closed her eyes and faced away from Roxas.

"That's a myth!" Roxas was very confident.

"No it's not!"

"Two, headed, dinosaur!" Roxas emphsased.

"Ro, bot, bigfoot!" Xion mirrored Roxas' actions. Fists down to the sides in his face.

"NUH-UH!"
"YA-HUH!"
"NUH-UH!"
"YA-HUH!"
"NUH-UH!"
"YA-HUH!"
"AXEL!" They both turned to Axel trying to walk away.

<I>Damn it!!</I> Axel has been trying to sneak away since they started.

He sighed. "Why don't you try stop arguing over something so stupid and do something else?" Axel suggested; wanting no part of it.

"Axel's right" Roxas said. Finally getting a clear thought.

"Mm-hm" Xion hummed.

"Axel thinks the two-headed dinosaur would win". 

"S'cuse me?" Axel was confused. How did he get that.

"No! He KNOWS the robotic Bigfoot would win!"

"No. I don't" Axel facepalm.

"See!" Roxas cheered.

"Not what I meant". Shaking his head still palm to face.

"Do YOU see?!" Xion aserted.

"Axel thinks the two-headed dinosaur would win!"

"No! He thinks the robot bigfoot would win!"

"NUH-UH!"
"YA-HUH!"
"NUH-UH!"
"YA-HUH!"
"NUH-UH!"
"YA-HUH!"
"NUH-UH!"
"YA-HUH!"

This continued as Axel just walked away.

"At least it's a different argument. But different crap, same smell. Which reminds me. Oooh!" He held his stomach.

Further down the castle he heard the most terrifying sound known to man, and some monkeys. Larxene calling your name.

"Oh no".

"AXEL! WHERE ARE FLAMEBOY!"

Axel saw her. Making her hands like cones to increase her shrinkingly high voice. Yet there is some hate and torture in there. All the time.

Go on, Axel. Slowly....sneak by-CRACK!

FREAKIN' STEPPED ON A ICE CREAM STICK!

P'TOOZ!

Larxene litterally ran at lightning fast speed in front of Axel. Trails of actual lightning in her path.

"There you are! I need your help". The way she said it made it seem like she actually didn't.

"You, need MY help?" Axel raised a brow.

"Yes. I'm going to do some grocery shopping at CostCo and need you to push the cart, hold the bags, and look like we're together".

"Wait....why do I need to hold bags if we got a shopping cart?" Axel said missing something. "AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN TOGETHER!"

"One, because I said so. B, because all the rich old ladies bring their husbands".

"I'm sorry, no wait I'm not, but there's no way I'm doing that".

"Okay, then here's your options. You come with, hold my bags, push the cart, PAY for everything, pose as my husband, and I'll let you use my private bathroom". 

"Hmm. And if I refuse".

But just then, she got closer, held her arms around Axel's neck, looked into his green eyes with her own. Matching them. "I'm just gonna have to convince you".

Axel smirked. "How".

SHWING!

FREAKIN' KUNAI'S TO THE NECK!

"I WON'T RIP YOU TO SHREADS LIKE A TWO-HEADED DINOSAUR!"

"How very CONVINCING!" Axel said almost like a car salesmen trying to get a deal. Kinda obvious which side of that argument she was on.

And just like that there were at the CostCo! Cue shopping montage! Turns out Larxene wanted more then just groceries. First they got some pizza at the food court. Went to the many non-food related aisles. Looked at Jewlery, tried out the 3D TVs, sampled the headphones, nearly broke them, bought clothes, made Axel hold all the bags while she was on the phone laughing with her friends, Axel was so pissed. She made him bought nearly EVERYTHING. Spending all his Munny, AND didn't let him drop a duece in that fancy bathroom with the special hand dryer. The Air Blades were fancy, the bathroom wasn't so.

And look at that. Even with all this crap (no pun intended) they didn't even buy a single toilet paper roll.

"Umm, Larxene?".

"Hold on" She said to whoever was on the phone. "WHAT?!" Almost like a different person.

"Aren't you forgetting something?" Axel was obviously talking about toilet paper.

"Hmm. No, but let's double check the list".
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Post  Whats_Up4444 on Wed Aug 01, 2012 5:13 am

Aww, used GameFAQs style italics and bold text. :/

Either this is what I do when I'm bored. >______>

I'll write more....
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Post  Zeldaman2.0 on Wed Aug 01, 2012 5:32 am

Moar plz
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Post  Whats_Up4444 on Wed Aug 01, 2012 5:45 am

Okay, request:

I need words that rhyme with "Meats".

And I need A LOT.

Also I need a few ideas for later members.

I'm trying to go from 13/14, to 1.

In order. But I guess I could do a few exceptions.

I'll write more as long as I see people interested.
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Post  XGeass on Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:27 am

This reminds me of something for some reason.....
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Post  Whats_Up4444 on Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:08 am

What exactly?

The title? Kingdom HEARTS: Dream DROP Distance.

The Xion/Roxas arguement? Regular Show.

The plot, writing and other lines?

I don't know.... I made it up....

Be specific?
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Post  AKeybladeYouSay on Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:17 am

Kingdom Colon: Duece Drop Dump. 2433304-just_read_super
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Post  XGeass on Wed Aug 01, 2012 1:26 pm

Whats_Up4444 wrote:What exactly?

The title? Kingdom HEARTS: Dream DROP Distance.

The Xion/Roxas arguement? Regular Show.

The plot, writing and other lines?

I don't know.... I made it up....

Be specific?

The bit with Bigfoot and the dinosaur.
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Post  Zeldaman2.0 on Wed Aug 01, 2012 2:47 pm

To be honest the Yah-huh Nah-uh reminded me more of the original Emperor's New Groove movie, with the kids.
Also:

Feats
beats
Elites
Treats
...Wheats?
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Post  AKeybladeYouSay on Wed Aug 01, 2012 2:54 pm

the original Emperor's New Groove movie
Oh my god, nostalgia.
When was that movie even released...?
*wikipedia-ing*
.......
That movie was released 11 f*cking years ago...
Man, everything makes you feel old when you look at it like that...
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Post  Zeldaman2.0 on Wed Aug 01, 2012 2:55 pm

Like around '02, maybe?
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Post  AKeybladeYouSay on Wed Aug 01, 2012 2:57 pm

Oh wait, no 12 years ago.
...It was released in 2000, okay?
I'd forgotten that Sting did the soundtrack for that movie...
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Post  Zeldaman2.0 on Wed Aug 01, 2012 3:02 pm

Ah. So close. Oh well....
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Post  Whats_Up4444 on Wed Aug 01, 2012 4:01 pm

XGeass wrote:

The bit with Bigfoot and the dinosaur.

All right, that was from Regular Show.

And I guess I just kinda did the Emporer's New Groove thing by accident.
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Post  NebulaGregarZX on Wed Aug 01, 2012 4:16 pm

-_-;;
If you have time to do this, why is the DB opening post taking so long...?

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Post  khfreak358 on Wed Aug 01, 2012 5:58 pm

I play video games when I'm bored. I watch tv. Maybe get on Netflix and watch some Doctor ****ing Who! You must be REEEAAAALLY ****ing bored if you're sitting around doing this ****.

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Post  Haar_Dragon on Thu Aug 02, 2012 12:04 am

I'm gonna go with Yusei's response:

dafuqdidIjustread?

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Post  Whats_Up4444 on Thu Aug 02, 2012 9:49 pm

Took me like, 4 months to write this so far.

Dark Boodline opening post is....not ready.

My iPod been dead for a month and no wifi so all I would write would be in vain if I can't post it.

So once I get wifi in my home ill write it then post it.

Oh, it's not called Dark Bloodline RP.

Its called "One sky, one land, one ocean".

>_>




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Post  AKeybladeYouSay on Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:00 pm

One planet, one galaxy, one universe.
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Post  Haar_Dragon on Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:16 pm

One multiverse, one dimension, one existance.

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Post  AKeybladeYouSay on Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:26 pm

.......Damnit.
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Post  Haar_Dragon on Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:37 pm

Yeah, there isn't a lot bigger than all of existance...unless of course Yusei is horribly wrong on the subject of religion.

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Post  AKeybladeYouSay on Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:57 pm

Clever.
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Post  greeneggsandSAM on Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:58 pm

Zeldaman2.0 wrote:Moar plz

^this
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Post  AKeybladeYouSay on Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:00 pm

*inserts knife into Sammy's chest in a non-stabbing motion, simply sliding it into his lung and walking away*
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