Kingdom High school: Heart High 1

Skife: *in mind* Wow, she's hot! *out of mind* OK then... as soon as Demyx gets back from the toilet, we can begin.

Xemnas: Where did you get that?! We can't interfere with other worlds!

Luxord: Just disney worlds Xemnas. Metroid doesn't count.

Xemnas: Okay then.

Larx: It's mine... *hides slightly bloody kunai*

Luxord: What's that you got there? *takes knife*

Xemnas: Oh, who cares, it's only metroid. < See? I didn't even *Fourth wall prevents next word* it!

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Larx: Alright then. Yo pipsqueak! You ready yet?

Skife: I am, Demyx isn't.

Xemnas: *Drags Demyx into blast zone* Let's get this over with.

Luxord: *facepalm*

Skife: He was on the toilet, Xemnas! And by the looks of it, he still is!

Demyx: I FEEL VIOLATED!!! I was done though.*puts suit back on*

Axel:I don't even want to know what took you so long in there. Anyways,we all ready?

Skife: We better be! If we aren't, whoever isn't ready gets one of Nexus' lances through their heads. Oh, and I put that suit on your bed and borrowed your kunai to hurt that girl. Now, I think she's tied up in my bedroom.

Skife: Demyx, you've been violated by heaps of people, all except for Axel, Larx and myself, because we're all straight. Xemnas was that guy in the spider-guy suit, Xigbar, well, I don't have to go into details, Xaldin tried to shove one of his lances in your butt, Vexen escalated what was a prostate exam, Lexaeus tried to grope you while you two were sparring, Zexion used illusion to hide himself from being seen while he was screwing you, Saïx was following suit with Xemnas, Luxord tried to play strip poker with you, Marluxia, well, everybody knows how gay he is. He's tried to get into everyone's pants, even mine, but when he tried to come on to me, I punched him in the face and broke his nose. And of course, Roxas, when he fell on you during that recon mission not too long ago. So don't whine about feeling violated.

Saïx: I NEVER did that! It must've been one of my clones with a mind of their own. Just go ahead if you want, hook me up to a lie detector test, I NEVER did it! *determined face*

Skife: I did, and the polygraph test determined... THAT'S A LIE! YOU SICK FREAK!

Xemnas: Saïx go away, I did no such thing.

Luxord: Strip poker with a male? You're the sick freak...

Xaldin: *Walks in* In my defense, he tried to shove his sitar up mine.

Larx: I may just have to blow you up for that. Cuz, i've never seen or heard anything of the sort. *arms missle and aims at Skife*

Skife: *puts hands up in surrender* All I was doing was naming people to events that Demyx told me and I had you hooked up to polygraph testers. All that which I mentioned said no, the polygraph determined... All except for Xaldin is lying. And of course the people I mentioned earlier. And as for that missile, Übertron Arts: Electrical Style: Übertron Pulse. *small EMP fries Larx's suits' weapon systems*

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