The Wonders of The Black Coat.

Here, we will explain all the abilities and functions of the black coat worn by Organization XIII, and a large amount of characters. You may jokingly make claims, but point out which are jokes.

1) Protects the wearer from darkness. This includes attacks and Dark Corridors.
2) They change size depending on who is wearing it. For example, a 80 pound girl can wear the coat of a 300 pound man. The coat will shrink or grow to fit depending on the body.
3) The coat changes whatever you're wearing to black, along with not noticing the actual feel of the clothes. This results in not being as hot as it should be by wearing the coat over your clothes.
4) The coat automaticly creates gloves from no-where. You may remove them, but if you remove the coat, so will the gloves.
5) The design of the cost comes from Master Xehanort's memories of wearing them. But, they did not carry any of these abilities.
6) The coat can be used to became a Limgering Sentiment. (WHY DID I MENTION THIS?! Now everyone's gonna randomly make Lingering Sentiments out of their coat)
7) When you lift up the hood, your entire face is obscere.

3-4 are clearly shown when Riku turns back to normal and he removes the coat in TWTNW.

Jokes are done like this:

1} The coat gives an outfit design to a OC when the writor can't think of one.


Gogogo!

where do you see 6? MF is in no way an LS.

Nomura. When asked what the secret boss in the JP version of BBS, Vanitas Ramnent, he said that it was much like the boss in KH2FM+, it was a Lingering Semtiment. It went on to say that not only was Terra's armor a LS, but so was Vanitas' dark suit. He explained how strong emotions and a strong heart, along with faded to darkness, might, a pretty big might, a LS will be created. A lot of beings fade into darkness when they wear a black coat. Beings, being the non-beings. (-_-) The Nobodies. Who wear coats, which would create a LS.

Actually...that makes sense. Now I think MF is Xehanort's LS. With better posture.

Joke: The dark coat changes to a hot pink color if the wearer is a gay male. Marluxia has, obviously, gotten around this.

JK: Clearly the coat is only black for males. This explains so much...

Of course that's only for the original Org. XIII coats, but for the remakes/variations, such as my char Vincent's red Org XIII cloak, I would build on the original functions.

Joke: Of course, if the wearer is female, it turns WHITE. This also explains a lot.
EDITED.

Joke: People who wear the coat have a very low risk of spontaneously combusting. This is true in Axel's and, under speculation, Vexen's cases.

Joke: The coat is a VERY good conductor of electricity, which is why Demyx is so afraid when Larxene comes around.

Joke: The jackets are waterproof. That's why everybody puts their hoods up when Demyx is mad.

Bump.

Joke: The jackets are very good heat insulators. That's why everybody keeps their jacket on when someone pisses off Vexen.