Yup. Bye bye. Peace.

So, I just wanted to tell you guys I'm going to leave... and probably not come back for a LOOOONG time, if at all. I've been getting myself into some heavy stuff, such as smoking weed, picking fights, skipping school, etc. Some of it you wouldn't want to hear. But I'm going to leave because I want to rebuild my life step by step...I leave my terrible legacy to whoever the hell wants to take it, and enjoy the fact that the RP will be better without me ^^

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...What the hell, man? You're not even the first to try this. We know you're just ****ing with us.

If I was joking with you, you would know. If you think I'm coming back, you shouldn't. I have some law enforcement officers to talk to soon, I see them pulling up... Probably won't even have access to a computer after I post this.

...Okay, see you in however many years.

(Yeah, he's totally BS-ing us.)

Skazzasurf wrote:If I was joking with you, you would know. If you think I'm coming back, you shouldn't. I have some law enforcement officers to talk to soon, I see them pulling up... Probably won't even have access to a computer after I post this.

Im sure grammer is the least of your worries. >_>

Amd you.better not leave for yhe sake of the joke.

SKAZZA COME BACK I FUCKING MISS YOU!

Yeah, I'm kinda pissed at him. Either he somehow managed to get arrested (considering what Haar recently said about how any of us could be child rapists and none of the others would know, this is technically within the realm of possibility) or he's ****ing with us, as usual. It could be that he's using it as an excuse to not come back to the site, but isn't actually in jail. He hasn't been on the site since that post.

I heard my name and I saw this topic. And I just want to say,

WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK SKAZZA! IF YOU COME BACK WE'RE GOING TO FREAKING MURDER YOU! Damn, man, we told you not to leave just for the sake of the joke, it's not funny any more!

Urgh...While everything I say OOC is technically within the realm of possibility (with obvious exceptions), I don't seriously believe most of it...holy sh*t...

Haar, I can't help but notice that in saying that he should come back, you made a threat against him coming back. Sorry, but if you're not the pedantic asshole, I will be.

...As if he's actually reading this.

All the same, it's kinda like when your child runs away, so you slap them in the face when they get home. That kind of thing. Except...obviously with the...DAMN MY POOR WORD CHOICE!

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  Skazzasurf on Wed May 09, 2012 9:29 pm
If I was joking with you, you would know. If you think I'm coming back, you shouldn't. I have some law enforcement officers to talk to soon, I see them pulling up... Probably won't even have access to a computer after I post this.

F***! S*** JUST GOT REAL!

There IS one thing to keep in mind. He could, in theory, be watching without logging in, and if he's doing this for kicks, and is willing to go as far as this, no doubt he would have thought of that.

I thought he might be doing that, but all the same, it's still not funny any more.

I think at this point, it's safe to assume he isn't joking.

He'd better be joking! For sh*t's sake...

Hey guys. By the time I post this, I'm sure those of you who were online have noticed me. I just want to confirm that I had been lying, and it's probably the worst lie I've told. Want to know another lie? I'm not 17, or 18 for that matter. Im 12. Want proof? Here's a pic you can't find anywhere but here or tinypic.

...Dammit.

I'm not sure whether to hit you upside the head, THROUGH THE INTERNET, or thank you for coming back.

Not sure whether to believe you're twelve, either. This prank kinda shot your credibility, so good luck getting us to believe that, supposedly conclusive evidence or not. Either way, you're far more skilled than the average middle schooler, and we're glad to have you back. Unless everybody's THAT pissed about the joke. Then you're screwed sideways with a pickaxe.

I'm glad to have you back, but at the same time I want to throttle you. I freaking swear, I'm going to go around the neighborhood asking about you, and if any of them is you you will receive an epic stomachpunch.

I know I can't expect you guys to believe the fact that I'm 12, but I'm going to sit content knowing that the thought is in your heads. Also, I can't guarantee myself actually coming back, because I'm actually really busy. That could just be another excuse to you guys though I guess. Another reason is that I'm sure it would probably take a while to completely get me up to speed.

...Actually, relatively little has happened. Remember X-Sigma? Yeah, we STILL haven't fought him yet. Gettin' there, though. Let's see... what do you remember happening last? We can probably trace it back to a certain section, and direct you to it. It shouldn't be as hellish as it normally would, since Org.XIV has been a bit neglected lately. Of course, what we're trying to do is wrap up anything that can't be suspended for the two-year timeskip, so introducing any new plot points is a bad idea in general until that happens.

The two-year time skip hasn't happened yet? Anyways, last thing I can remember is I screwed up my plot, and some people, were going to the place, to fight like an evil from the past, and stuff >_>

...I bet you'd have trouble being less specific without just saying "stuff happened". Eh, we can probably track it down based on the last time you posted. Not right now, though; I'm too tired to dig through the topics to find anything at the moment.

Explains.......a lot.....

None the less, do that epic post now. >_>

You last had him "derping" around, then about to fight heartless, and stopped.

Also RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE EVERYWHERE!

I don't believe your 12, means you was 9 or 10 when the topics started.

And you need to be 13 for GameFAQs, means of this gets out your banned.

Pffffft. I was twelve when I joined FAQs. No biggie. Kids these days do it all the time -- hell, they do it a LOT on MMOs.